Who would you main in a presidential fighting game?

Who would you main in a presidential fighting game?

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DRUMPF

teddy roosevelt

Lyndon "Big" Johnson

Why was 19th century black and white all of a sudden? How did people cope with living in grayscale?

>all of a sudden
are you retarded?

>Not maining Teddy
>Not using his super "Big Stick" to finish off opponents

Yeah, Truman and Kennedy may have flashier supers but Teddy is just the greatest.

Only correct answer. Maybe jackson

Bill clinton
>tfw your bonus damage against women is completely pointless

Angela Merkel, no dick but massive balls how will faggots ever recover

>maining the easy mode OP character
casuals

Andrew Jackson, only Teddy comes close.

>18th century, people have color
>19th century comes, color disappears
>mid-20th century color finally comes back
Seriously though, what the hell was up with that?

Obvious choice as always

>presidential fighting game
>pick a chancellor

Putin

t. franklin roosevelt main
maybe you can host a cripple fight with kennedy LMAO

The title is different but the responsibilities allign unlike what you implied.

>not maining Jackson
ISHYGDDT

Lyndon Baines Johnson

Why does it take 8 years to develop The Ivanka DLC

what a faggot mod

No matter what alarmists might tell you, the Earth has always gone through natural color cycles and no human technology, photographic or otherwise, has any meaningful effect on that.

FUCKING MODS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK

This here. Andrew Jackson was a complete and total badass. No contest.

>moved to Sup Forums

if based on actual historic fighting ability

God Tier:
>Uysses Grant
>Dwight Eisenhower
>Theodore Roosevelt
>Donald Trump

Okay Tier:
>Barrack Obama
>General Washington
>Andrew Jackson
>Abraham Lincoln
>Richard Nixon

Shit tier
>William Harrison

>Grouping Obama with the rest in the okay tier
Nigga please. Obama would be in the fetal position begging for mercy before the first punch was thrown.

Andrew Jackson would win every time.

This nigga knows whats up

But Kennedy got perfected in record time..

lmao yeah he's such a CUCK

Trump.

William Howard "Big Poppa" Taft

And the overweight 70 year old donald trump who has never done a physical days work in his life isn't?

Uylessyls s grant nigger

Someone didn't see him at Wrestlemania.

100%

>he doesn't know Trump usually volunteers as a waiter/house cleaner/bus boy in his hotels to show solidarity with his workers

you don't know jack shit about the current President

also

Jackson would be a tank character. He can take a lot of damage. And commit genocide.

He worked in a coal mine for 20 years user learn to fucking do your own research before you believe the cuckstream media.

not sure about this, but Trump went to military school. Which puts him well above most presidents in physical ability alone

The first 5 are portraits you fucking mongoloid

Fucking J.D. Salinger went to military school too, does that mean he was fit to be president?

He is a billionaire from a family of money, of course he didn't

Obama.

Half the niggas don't know how to throw a punch. They do fisticuffs.

The later rich niggas are softened men, probably never had to fight ever, and are old and fragile.

Donald Trump is a fatass oaf.

Obama is the tall skinny dude with boney knuckles that can dodge easily because he's a rope, and can break a nigga's face because he's still part of modern culture.

Honestly, Barack was probably in the best shape coming in. My second choice would be Lincoln.

I was told we were discussing presidential fighting abilities not competency for presidency...

That said the only requirements to be a President according the the US Constitution is
>be older than 35
>live in the US for at least 14 years
>be born in the US

so yea, J.D Salinger could have run for the presidency

fisticuffs is a hell of a lot more effective than untrained street fighting

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TAFT

dude used a boomerang to put on his belt

If it came down to a physical battle, Trump would own Obama. He's just such a fucking pussy.

trump would fight dirty, but he doesn't exercise so he would probably have low stamina

I'm okay with all this except for Jackson's placement.
He's got ENDURANCE UP THE ASS.

Taft might be a decent choice in that regard, too.

>Implying that Obama can throw, let alone take a punch.
That bitch would be out cold in under 5 seconds.

does fighting dirty involves having Putin show up?

How has no one mentioned Bush Jr??

Mofo can dodge like the best of em

Oh... i remember my first bait.

the covfefe lord TRUMP

he's not shit, but given the lineup He won't make it to the meta

Stamina would have nothing to do with it. Obama would go in flailing his arms like a drunk faggot, and Trump would end it with one punch.

This or Andrew Jackson.

lol nah man, Obama is too suave I can't imagine him flailing like an idiot

Wait why trump?

because Sup Forums likes to suck his cock

>Military School
>ranked #9 in US President height scale
>up there in weight and mass
>0 ethics and morals when trying to get what he wants

The dude's got the warrior gene, you might not like him - but you gotta respect the fighting spirit the man has

Pretty sure Bush Sr would beat that ass silly.

You don't become head of CIA, an ambassador and a fucking president by being some bitch who can't throw hands.

>Never had to fight

GTFO

only 40 there

He liked to give the impression that he was suave, but Michelle has had his nuts in her purse since way before he was ever elected. He's weak, and every world leader knew it.

Are we talking about presidents in their prime or when they were in office?

Shit just watch the simpsons bush SR would wreck shop

>your founding fucking father thats who.

>bush sr

fucking this

factoring in both - your younger years determines your physical ability when you are older

Military school doesn't really teach how to fight. Neither does BCT.

You take some basic combat classes and get strong, learn how to lead. But it's normally during your actual time being enlisted/an officer you take advace combat classes and go to school.

Donald Trump wouldnt knock a nigga silly, he'd deal them into surrendering.

Andrew muthafuckin Jackson!

if it was young trump, maybe. back when he wasn't senile.

Eisenhower

Bottom row, 2nd from right, worst President in US history.

Sure must be nice being this deluded

>You take some basic combat classes and get strong, learn how to lead.
I mean, does that alone not put him above other presidents who were simple bookworms? (Barry O)

Didn't he have a sword too?

He doesn't do that bullshit

Heres a little something they taught us in the C.I.A

see Libs love to think that poor and lower middle class people voted for Trump because they were stupid or racist. News flash, they see Trump working - lots of stories of him tipping very well and encouraging people to chase their dreams

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I don't think Andrew Jackson can be killed by human weapons.

Dude, I don't think Barry O doesn't know how to fight. He grew up in Chicago.
Probably had to fight just to get a book back at some point.

But yeah, that little bit does put him above some. But it doesn't make him a physical beast.

Pussy. I'm imagining Millard Fillmore

Fucking autocorrect... maining

Sure must be nice being so deluded.

from the time our presidents stopped having mustaches everything went tits up. Prove me wrong Sup Forums, you know you can't

>Some asshole insults his wife
>Okay, let's step outside. I challenge you to a duel.
>Jackson shoots asshole dead
I agree

Why are you imagining Fillmore, user? Do you like how he looks?

>Fighting game
>Not picking the only black guy

I mean, he's pretty much the 19th century Alex Baldwin.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT FTW!

Anybody other than TR is ridiculous. Teddy Roosevelt was a boxer and also studied other martial arts. He would be MMA tier today. He also was the youngest president. So he would still be closer to his fighting prime than other presidents.

Alec. But honestly I think he could fight, he was born into poverty. He grew up on a farm. Seems like a guy with thick skin

Lol what is wrong with your auto correct man

also this is true, he's probably been in a few scrappers

Honest Abe

putin

I'd kick all of your asses with Richard Nixon.