This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

what is your wizard power

Check'em.

i missed you

does life feel unfulfilling?

I feel some homoerotic tension.

Yep.

how it feels to reach ur 30's?!

new pics?

What's your favourite colour?

pink

Not much changed actually.

Maybe later.

Ultramarin.

how do you fulfill your emotional needs?

Booze and violent masturbation.

do you think it is fulfilling or escaping?

Nah dude.

kik?

Don't have one.

Do you have friends?

stop whining go to hooker, how hard is that?

do you like this image

No.

Wouldn't solve the underlying issue.

Yes. Trap?

Did you learn any cool spells?

what underlying issue? do you wanna die as a virgin? probably not, then hooker.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wanna be loved or shit like that.

Lemme guess, hooker said no?

no

>how it feels
>Not much changed

What

Nice.

What is your plan for the future?
How will you make friend and get GF?

Do you think that Chris chan will pass another kidney stone?

How come you've never kissed a girl

What are you afraid of?

do you have kinks or fetishes

How was your first kiss like?

Why don't you kiss someone

Hey op, 38yo kissless v here

>What is your plan for the future?

Alcoholism.

I'm surprised he's still alive.

Unattractive.

Waking up dead. And ghosts.

No. I'm vanilla as fuck.

That's sexual assault.

Where's your pic brah

How much do you weigh?

Dick size, girth, ball size, ball weight, asshole width

op pics please

75 kg. Athletic body.

HURR. Face.

job?

Body

I am a molecular biologist by training. But I currently work half days in a supermarket because I cannot get a real fucking job.

op take new pics you ass

So are you afraid of interacting with women? Or why don't you get laid?

Your pretty attractive, you must be a fucking autist maximus if you haven't even kissed a girl before at 34, I'm like a 6/10 and I've fucked

Because I lack any personality and charisma and act like a fucking autist around people.

>you must be a fucking autist maximus

I am bro, I am.

take pics of your ass?

bump

are you even a little bit dom?
would you like it if a girl called you daddy or sir?

>would you like it if a girl called you daddy or sir?

Who the fuck wouldn't?

>Yes. Trap?
someone shows you a great ass
and the first thing you say is
>YES. TRAP?
maybe consider suicide?

C'mon fuckers.

Dude, this is Sup Forums.

great? :3

Bullshit. I'm 19 and not very attractive either but I've still managed to get girls

Have you tried drugs? Drugs will get you laid.

can i see your hand(s) op

True, whenever I see nice tits or a great ass, I always suspect it being a trap a lil.

I've never fapped to a single post of Sup Forums cuz of this. Anxiety can be a bitch man.

Dude, get on tinder. Yes swipe on everyone and wait until you get matches, hit on everything, even fatties, a fat girls pussy is better then no pussy, or even a uglier girl. Just get laid and it will skyrocket your confidence

Only alcohol and weed.

One moment.

This.

Did that. Got matches but failed in the conversation.

why not visiting a whore m8

get kik op

have you tried homo ;v

Normal hand.

What is kik even?

I'm straight. Sorry bro.

to chat

I see.

the way you said that is hot asf

;)

please stop turning me on, you didn't even say anything

Sorry bro for the unintended homoeroticism.

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Congratulations on your grand wizardry. I bet it's a gift in disguise. I bet you have some amazing hobbies or have mastered some valuable skills during your celebecy. Have you? Do you ever think about rape or maybe hiring a nice escort? How many sex toys do you have

Post full body.

kik :p

>Because I lack any personality and charisma

Try taking some St. John's Wort regularly. I think I'm pretty bland, but that shit makes me all bubbly and charismatic. Plus it's a good anti-depressant and keeps negative thoughts out.

>I bet you have some amazing hobbies or have mastered some valuable skills during your celebecy.

Not really. I have some hobbies (mainly sports) but there is nothing I am outstandingly good at.

When I am drunk, I also get talkative. That doesn't make me charismatic, just autistic with more energy.

Do it here.

i like it when you tell me what to do
buuut no

How the fuck are you a wizard? I look like shit in comparison to you. What's your game? When's the last time you talked to a girl?
I want to help a brother out.

>i like it when you tell me what to do

I'd prefer it if you'd like to do what I tell you to do.

In the gym last week.

What happened? How'd the conversation go?

He's a lost cause

Tried to enter the conversation by asking about a workout and then do a bit of smalltalk. But she shot me down after the topic itself was covered.

Be more specific. Greentext the convo

when do you turn 35?

March next year.

its ok

op pleaseee i wanna chat
not april? you fag

Sir,why

Too lazy to greentext.

Anyway, I talked to her about her specific workout at the time (hang board) and what she would recommend for finger strength. She answered me in two sentences or so. Then I just said "I see around quite often, my name is XY", she gave me her name and said "I have to continue now, bye" and left.

newfag