New fluffy thread

New fluffy thread

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Fwuffy found sewf in safe woom, in safe woom
got sketties in mind!
Fwuffy tuwn to yu, oh ma pweshous skettiewand
Deny yuw thoughies theiw sketties
an' tweat wike bad babbehs
Fwuffy tuwn to yu, my nummy skettieland
Deny fwuffy hungwies but nu can change wut nummy am best

Snake fag here, sorry for trying to make a shit thread


Wew

Screeeeeeeeeeeee! *guitar solo*

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Wise up fwom huggy piwe, cus fwuffy bwing da nummy!
Wise up and fowwow fluff, wakies now cus smawty nummies find!

Mummahs soon hav milkies back, so babbehs dwinkie long
Fwuffy bwing mummah's miwkies back, so gwow big an stwong

So if hoomin say, thewe no nummy fow stway,
hoomin bettah wemembah...
That fwuff can find yow twashy numms!

Ma heavy hoofsies bwing happies to da saddiefwuffs
Fwuff been caught in outside pwace, in outside pwace
Fwuff get out gud
Fwuffy soon is in skettiewand, in skettiewand
But fwuffy think of yu

Fwuffy tuwn to yu, oh ma pweshous skettiewand
Deny yuw thoughies theiw sketties
an' tweat wike dummeh babbehs

Fwuffy tuwn to yu, my nummy skettieland
Deny fwuffy hungwies but nu caaaaan chaaaaange SMARTEEEEEEEEEH!

Didn't post it last time, but here's the only snek I got...

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The claustrophobia is strong with this one O_o

I love you


Wew

It's not claustrophobia if the walls are literally closing in.

rofl, nice

Still makes me uneasy af.

Actually, I lied...oops.

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=05Ogn09G2Y4

Thanks man


Wew

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A couple things:

1. Is E3 a Jellenheimer?
2. The fuck is with the block fluffy?

>1. Is E3 a Jellenheimer?
I think it is

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1.- Yes.
2.- idk man

That....block dick has gotta be uncomfortable. I want more blockie fluffies tho.

No garden fluffs? Worst vending machine ever.

Are there fluffies fucking in A3? That's gotta be fucking cramped.

i think that green patch in front is just it's hair, from laying it's head down. just 1 fluffy in that can

then what is it enfing

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Are you fucking blind? There's clearly 2 in there, the word Enf in one color and Nuuu in another colour, you can see the tail of the second, they just happen to be green/orange and orange/green fluffies respectively

Nice trips

Yes, Crumb. You are a monster because your mom ate a Canadian made fluffy product while pregnant with you.

It is not only hair. If you zoom ~150% you can see that the orange one is saying "Enf!" and the green one is upside-down and saying "Nuuuu....".
Just like said.

artist-kun a best!

>6969 GET

check'd

Hej.
Checked.

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all this check-faggotry

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Not my fault Kek is showering his grace upon us.

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I don't give a fuck who you are. I love you and I believe you are an amazing human being.

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Seriously

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2. Probably a reference/tribute to some faggot who drew a series about experimenting on fluffies, cutting their legs, putting them in small boxes and pressing them into shape, all the while feeding them stuff to harden them.
A piece of pure poetry, if you ask me.

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Post your rare fluffys!!!

Define rare.
Rare in setting or rare pic?

"You're doing is not right the foolish"
Perfect drawing ruined by engrish.

Any type of rare. Mainly ones that we havent seen before and the ones that arent reposted every day

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Here you go...
1/5

Second time posted, a historic piece from about the second thread with chocobo spam. Note the fine Snipping Tool art.

2/5

3/5

Love this one. At some point you have to give them all a chance to tear him apart and then start the cycle again.

4/5

5/5

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why do they chearp like birds

Bump

dont know i think when they are foals they chirp
and when they are adults you hear the famous screeeee

not really sure though

Lmfao

Rodent DNA. The chirp is more like a baby rat or ground squirrel.

guinea pig DNA

i've always wondered that, but i usually think of it as sound association. like how puppies wimper, or try to bark, how its usually a squeak, you can classify that as a "chirp" if the sound is high piched enough, or how a baby mouse would squeak.

but i mean they are amalgamations of DNA so, it could also be that.

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I find this one disturbingly beautiful.

Their DNA is a mixture of several animals, including birds (thus why they chirp and some have wings), dogs (thus their loyalty), cats I think (thus some have smartie syndrome? I presume?), and human baby (thus their stupidity and lifelong clumsiness).

Same user here. As others pointed out, there may be also rodent DNA.

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Human is extremely questionable due to ethical concerns, even in fluffy verse.

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In a previous thread, Dust Collector and I were discussing the possibility that Hasbio resorted to calling upon the dark supernatural in order to make fluffies work.

This. Plus you can't just give something "human baby DNA"

>human baby (thus their stupidity and lifelong clumsiness)
wtf how long are these guys supposed to live not more than 10 years. rightt??
has there been old fluffy dying of natural causes fic
the ultra hugbox

Well, how do you explain their ability to speak?

Plus, I strongly believe they used italian baby DNA, thus their eternal craving for spaghetti.

I love you! I was looking for this one!! Saw it time ago but oh stupid me, didn't save it.

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generally 5 years is the norm.

Parrot DNA.

Not a fan of cramming in mythos material. Fluffy thrives more on the crushingly mundane evil in my opinion.

The spaghetti has been explained in three ways.

1) It's a dish that only humans can make which makes the fluffy dependent on humans.

2) It's a poke at Honey Boo Boo to make us hate fluffies.

3) It's an unexplainable inside joke by the scientists at Hasbio.

I mostly read 7.

They can technically live as long as the artist/author's headcanon desires but, yes, five years is the generally agreed upon norm for a hugboxed pet fluffy.

4) It was a placeholder in development later to be switched to Hasbio brand kibble.

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Although I may agree that parrot DNA was used, I don't think it would be good to give a fluffy the ability to actually talk. A parrot merely learns to repeat but can't sustain a conversation.

As for the baby DNA I mentioned, it is possible that at Hasbio they supressed something within the human DNA they used, in order to program a fluffy to barely reach a certain mental maturity l, to put it in some way?

Maybe I'm just too Frankenstein-ey and like the dark undertone of unethical human experimentation tbh.

Thanks for the insight!
I like number 3 the most, although number 1 seems the most plausible.
I stand for my italian baby stupid hypothesis though, because I'm that stubborn.

in my alternate cannon i've given them 12-15 years as ferals / hugbox cared fluffs. so yes they can live as long as you want.

i'd argue that there should be a set limit, i mean wouldnt their DNA degrade after a while if people see them as a toy? wouldnt hasbio want them to have the shortest lifespan to push as many as they could you to increase profit?

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I understand parrot DNA was used to help form the vocal cords so speech was possible but speech centers of the brain itself...no fucking clue.

wanna spam a brony thread?