God-tier greentext thread
God-tier greentext thread
Chase Martinez
Adam Flores
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Wyatt Lewis
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Parker Moore
classic lol
Jaxon Thompson
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Juan Kelly
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Jordan Rodriguez
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Angel Powell
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Benjamin Martin
Dumping for you faggots
Jacob Price
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Tyler Hall
timeless humor
Aiden Phillips
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Levi Lopez
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Xavier Rivera
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Aiden Davis
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Dylan Harris
2 terms baby 2 terms
Jeremiah Stewart
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Andrew Ward
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Joseph Walker
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Jeremiah Sanders
not a true greentext, just off the charts autism
Robert Rogers
Fuuuuuuuck me
David Perry
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Jace Myers
im impressed, all i can say
Jace Bailey
fucking classic
John Rodriguez
That's funny
David Phillips
wow
Nolan Thompson
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William Garcia
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Mason Roberts
It's art. You wouldn't understand.
Ian Hill
ahh, Lardex, destroyer of buffets.
Tyler Wood
Here's my contribution.
Gavin Edwards
I have never died so hard from a greentext in my life. My sides just ascended to a higher dimension
Zachary Garcia
Fresh in from tumblr
Nathan Reyes
Every fucking time
Nathan Diaz
This, here? This is the point I'd call the cops.
Easton Powell
Not a real greentext, but intimate discussion of urethral enjoyment of fluids.
James Smith
Bump-o
Aaron Jenkins
Op is homosexual
Alexander Gray
How?
James Ramirez
The Cum Gnomes
David Nelson
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Ethan Campbell
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Joshua James
Did he ever release this game? Like, is there a demo or beta version somewhere? I actually am interested in playing it just to appreciate it as a mathematical achievement. It's 16-bit so it's not like you can jerk off to it.
Charles Reed
>Nah guys, I swear, it's for the appreciation of art.
You don't have to lie here user.
Parker Hill
Dude, I mean I'm not above yanking it to depraved hentai but look at the artwork. It's 2d pixel-art sprites.
Chase Howard
>Truth
David Powell
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Eli Evans
A timeless classic. This one never gets old.
Nicholas Rogers
Yeah right let's read all that
Adam Hernandez
seddie or creddie
Daniel Barnes
Coed multi seat bathrooms in workplace?
Juan Campbell
>Day 2
>get me some curly fries
Why the fuck would she go through with it
Hunter Robinson
Beta female
Lincoln Ross
It's honestly worth the read. Made me audibly laugh like 15 times
Jack Russell
what the shit
Aaron Richardson
becuase its fucking worth it.
its easily my Fav greentext
if you wanna skip it then your loss
Isaiah Watson
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Leo White
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Daniel Parker
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Hudson Wood
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Xavier Anderson
>skipping Catfishman
Fag
Joseph Brown
10/10
Hudson Edwards
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Luke Cruz
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Chase Carter
Crow/b/ro has been legendary for years
Kayden Johnson
holy shit kek
Evan Thomas
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Ryan Barnes
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Benjamin Moore
Hour oy shit
Ryan Peterson
>tfw asked the same question
>stupidvirgin.avi
>girl told me to zip it
>fucked for hours
>together for 2 yes now
Bless her
Joseph Fisher
Fucking nice
Julian Foster
I'm not a Trump supporter but that's fucking awesome if it's true.
Christopher Ward
There's really good ones here, man I've been laughing for hours.
Jason Perez
anyone have the neal tard story?
Ethan Davis
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Jayden Long
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Ian Jones
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Jordan Morales
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Henry Sullivan
YOOOOOOO I saw that bitch (i think it was her) on Tumblr not long ago trying to scam people into paying the fine for her
Nathaniel Russell
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Matthew Morgan
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Daniel Hall
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Charles Flores
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Nathan Brooks
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Brody Watson
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Christian Green
I think the guy posted again with over 100k on it. I remember seeing it with over 100k
Bentley Mitchell
My sides have been transported to some unknown universe, holy shit, this always gets me.
Charles Wilson
This is more a phobia than a fetish for me.
Logan Nelson
Anyone have the d&d green text where it was a guy who bought a shit ton of birds?
Tyler Richardson
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Jacob Powell
thats not autism thats pedophilia
Adrian Clark
The original post is fukcing hilarious. No taking away from that.
But don;t believe the guy that he did anything interesting/neat as far as math/simulation goes. Not to be too much of an autistic dick back but most of what he said was buzz words trying to sound technical+cool for stuff that isn't.
Like 'Markov process'. This is a classic buzz word used by crazy people trying to look like they know shit.
For things with non-time-changing probabilities (like genetics or dice rolls) using Markov modeling doesn't do anything more then using a random number generator and a bunch of 'if' statements. (Basically he used a random number generator to simulate mixing/matching of 30 genes. technically simple genetics can be a Markov chain but that add anything that can't be done by just having three 'if' statements (dominate, recessive, hybrid cases)). If the probabilities change in time (like in physics systems or stock market) then that's where the Markov analysis becomes useful.
Carson Howard
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Xavier Jenkins
the best greentext i've ever read and a classic, may you be blessed in all your 2D and 3D endeavors for posting it here
Connor Powell
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Tyler Hernandez
classic ;)
Henry Rivera
Best read i have had in years, thanks man. I had laughing tears in my eyes jesus christ the autism.
Brayden Reed
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Chase Anderson
you're weak if you didn't ship Spencer/T-Bo
Justin Stewart
If you don't ship Freddie/Lewbert you are an absolute philistine and I am ashamed to walk among you.