Hey guys, so there's this guy named Mitch at school.
He's super religious, and also constantly banging on about how superior he is.
So anyway, we we signed him up to gay porn newsletters, and sending him death metal videos to his email.
No reaction at all, we started thinking we had the wrong email addresss.
Anyway, so he finally flipped out today (he was getting them all along) and it was pretty funny.
I wanna keep doing it , but I'm running out of ideas.
What shit can I send him?
(Gotta keep it legal cos he'll know it's me or my mates).
Henry Harris
Brian has a fucken hole in his face
Jose Garcia
find some religious gay porn and edit his face on it
Chase Nelson
Bump
Nolan Garcia
Furry porn.
Jack Sanchez
How did I not think of this!???
Thanks user!
Josiah Davis
You are welcome.
Brody Brown
Some articles about something like jesus not being real or whatever. Idk lol
Jacob Jenkins
send black metal not death metal
Mason Sullivan
start with a video of a gorgoroth concert
Brody Bailey
>Anyway, so he finally flipped out today (he was getting them all along) and it was pretty funny. Tell us a bit more about that
Wyatt Morris
pig heads n crucifixions n shit
Noah Reed
Maybe sign him up for newsletters for other religions, particularly ones he hates. Maybe specifically all the churches around his area. If youj can find ones that condemn his personal religion while boasting a out theirs?
Jackson Gray
Fuckin' hell, I was going to say something like this but with Islam.
Nolan Phillips
Also call the local Mormons and tell them you're interested in converting and send them to his address.
Camden Wilson
yes tell us more
Connor Watson
We used to send Planned Parenthood and "dealing with AIDS" style pamphlets to people's houses - most safe sex clinics will gladly send out information.
Aaron Miller
reminds me of this horrific atrocity
Aiden Barnes
this comment best comment.
Gabriel Phillips
When I was a kid me and a friend would call local food places and order like 100-200 worth of food with a very slow convincing order then send it to random addresses. We once called a local exorcism business we found in the phone boom and sent it to our friends house for his little sister but unfortunately we found out the next week he had been out of the country try so they never got that gold.
Ryan Parker
yes tell us
Jacob Phillips
Those dick suckin lips tho
Lincoln Flores
High school has changed. When I went some stoner would have peed in his gym locker.
Grayson Lee
yes tell
Jack Garcia
yes
Nicholas Stewart
Those were bitch times, people have funnier more aggressive pranks these days
Josiah Russell
Send him NAMBLA stuff.
Robert Nelson
It's not ok to bully OP, two wrongs don't make a right.
>yes, I'm going to be THAT GUY
Jack Adams
...
Alexander Nguyen
No but 3 lefts will have you going the direction of the original right so....
Leo Moore
teeeeelllllll
Nathaniel Ross
>reddit spacing
Leo Campbell
>funnier more aggressive pranks these days Yeah cuz sending emails of metal videos and gay magazine subscriptions is real hardcore. >2 cool 4 me brah
Jonathan Peterson
>only operating in a two dimensional paradigm Stay pleb heathen
Xavier Walker
Checked and no those are also pussy moves but pissing on a gym locker is just dumb
Carter Hughes
Paragraphs, punctuation, capital letters, lack of internet/text tard language = reddit spacing.
Someone please convince me that there isn't a mad race to get make Idiocracy actually come true.
Aiden Morgan
I'm not the user that made the comment and I agree it's dumb, OP can think of something grand to get a laugh out of his target of he put his mind to it. With that being said, he doesn't have to be cruel in order to go big also.
Anthony Sanchez
>he doesnt know the difference between a sentence and a paragraph Back to reddo
Charles Cook
I have never been on reddit, you silly bitch.
>He doesn't know how to use capital letters, use an apostrophe, or end a sentence with punctuation.
Hudson Gonzalez
>he goes to reddit Hello reddo, on Sup Forums it is considered proper to not capitalize or punctuate original sentences in greentext unless it is a direct quote of the person you are replying to. Do us a favor and just pop the enter key off of your keyboard.
Carson Young
The power of inclusion, the more attention you give to something then the more famous and powerful it becomes, whether the attention is positive or negative has no affect. The power of attention is a wonderful thing, if you can grab people's attention, then it acts as a magnet attracting others to share in the hive mind, seeing as how no idealization in this modern day is original. If you can form a habit for people to follow, using a cue, process and reward, then you can make people addicted to what you have to offer, a false prophet so to speak. Apparently the iq of the human race increases 10 points for every 2 generations, with ease of access to internet and knowledge I can see how this is possible. The problem is that people become smarter yet irresponsible, smarter with a lack of wisdom and appreciation for it. One step at a time bro, instead of criticizing and hating, lead those that would follow you and teach them to become their own leaders. This is how you change the world, of course through teaching of offspring as well.
Charles Powell
Nice bait faggot. It's clearly summer and theirs no school. And how do you have his email? I doubt he'd give it out to faggots.
Oliver Mitchell
That doesn't even sound believable faggot.
Levi Smith
>Justifying laziness C'mon man
Nolan Hernandez
Maybe year long school?
Landon Phillips
I never ever understood how and why being a jerk to others could be considered a worthy activity. How about you do something productive with your life OP ?
Christopher Hernandez
That's not even a real thing user.
Blake Jones
samefagging
Joseph Parker
Make him watch some Christopher Hitchens debates
Blake Hernandez
Good job with the enter key
no
Dominic Watson
Yeah, high school mentality always baffled me. I still see it in the construction company I currently work for, people that are quick to jump to conclusions and easy to upset and criticize. It's primitive to say the least
Hunter Flores
No, but here's your (you)
Sebastian Edwards
This is what you do. Search up as many legitimate arguements, anecdotes, historical inaccuracies and articles about the folly of his faith. Be sure they are not aggressive, religious people will ignore any fact tossed in their face if it is believed to be hate speech. You send him the simple ones at first, gradually day by day you continue sending the even more compelling articles. As his faith falters you start becoming slightly more and more kind to him in real life, encourage him to keep questioning his ideals until they completely disappear. This should cause conflict between himself and his parents. So you keep acting buddy buddy with him until the eventual day he gets kicked out of his house. You get bonus points if you can make him do some sort of heinous act against his religion before they kick him out. So with nowhere left to turn he comes to you guys. That's when you drop him like prison soap and never pick it up again.
Christopher Roberts
Sent him this
Camden Stewart
hot
Ryan Carter
Send him Jesus rule 34
Michael Wood
To a normal fag like that its not gonna matter whether its death or black.
William Johnson
This is the best idea ever.
Caleb Evans
Send him Scientology and Flying Spaghetti Monster propaganda
Chase Mitchell
You're an idealist rather than a realist user, I find that people of faith usually become more determined and stronger when facing opposition or questions of existentialism.
But I think the real question is, why does OP need to go out of his way to try and slander someone else? I'm thinking it is because of a shortcoming on his end, an innadiquite amount of attention in his life leaves him feeling jealous and angry at people actually getting attention. So who does he target? Well who better than a religious person to crucify?
I see you for who you really are OP, you should feel ashamed
James Hill
stop lying
Owen Harris
That may have been true back when there wasn't a thousand windows for you to look through to see the world for what it really is.
Also op targeted him because he's a pompous dick, life is too short to not fuck with dicks.
Juan Fisher
how to make a school shooter
Tyler King
T H I S
Jackson Scott
trump porn
Oliver Smith
Buy a Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey. Read it because it's a good read, and them leave it in his locker or backpack or some shit. Someplace hell find it