Dubs decides what I do with this plank of wood

Dubs decides what I do with this plank of wood

Up your ass

Wood chipper

Deep throat it

Spank your hiney and say "I'm a cute piggy boy oink oink"

Do this three times at least

Vocaroo will do but video is preferred

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DUPLICATE IT

rollin

Lick it

Impale your eyeballs on it

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snap it in half

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ROLLINGG

Cum on it

make it a sandwich

rawling

put center in mouth ballence 2 kids toys on the sides...

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deep fry and eat it

I would really like you to do this

use it to pray to the plank gods

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Slap your Cheeks with füll force 20x

...

WIIIIINRAAAAR

FUCKING THIS ROLLLLLLLING

So be it.

DELIVR MOTHERFUCKER

op here i cant deep fat fry it because im british

Then boil it

you would need a pretty big pan for that

this and you have then you have to squeal like a piggy while jamming it into your asshole

Rolling for great justice!

You chop it in pieces before, don't be ridiculous

Put spicy mustard on it and give it a name.

slam it down on your balls

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reroll

stab yourself with it

In pooper with no lube

I dont own saws