I get this dumb fucking chat up line from a friend and she thinks it's original.
Dubs decides what I send next.
I get this dumb fucking chat up line from a friend and she thinks it's original
the other 30% is sperm.
lol jk, u want sum fuk ?
Do you like fucking blacks? Because I sure wanna see that big black dick between those big white titties girl.
Reroll.
I promise not to spike you with diazapam if you come on a date with me
Rerolling.
"I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free"
roll
rolley
wanna get ma d1ccw3tt?
"Swiggity Swooty, I need dat booty"
rolling
You're so hot if you were my daughter I'd still be bathing you.
winrar
winrar
reroll'd
fat and gay but checked
You wanna know something funny? I will eat your ass for breakfast if you let me.
I FUCKING DID IT
Winrar.
I like potatoes, especially thinly sliced, with some ketchup on top
She will think OP is a nigga.
I hope your pussi is smooth too
TRUE...
maybe ill get dubs again?
Too late faggot
Do you mind if I take Tyrone to our first date?
fak u. mine's better
To be fair this is better but hey, a winner is a winner. Also since I'm a britfag I don't expect her to reply soon (if at all).
Fucking imbecile
yo
Woah she actually seemed to somewhat like it.
Ok guys same again.
Chloroform
xD
neil the grass tyson
Tell her about your anime collection fag
my black dad
*picture of Donald Trump*
Suck on my isabellend
cool and nice
Reroll
I'm actually into feet
I like potatoes.
How about we... roast a potato together, and... passionately rub eachother with starch?
Gold
rerollaroni
the dwarf under my bed, cant get rid of him...
My dick
Give me da booty or I take it
all my frenz are dead
push me to da edge
Shit, so close.
Oh well
go
Sadly, winner.
WINRAR
re roll
OH OF COURSE I GET DUBS NOW
Your brother said youd be an easy target
Noodz?
i only ever get dubs when I make a shit joke
Bro can I not add something to that?
I know she is not gonna respond after that.
Just say REEEEEEEEEEEE
Roll
how about a pic
Just tell her your australian
Dick pic.
sorry but demz the rules
Woman it's just for the flow u know? You ain't gotta be a hoe. But I don't mind some kinky pics (feet)
blow my noodly appendage you rancid swine
send a dick pic
Roll
Let me see those sweet gams.
IM GAY!
rolling for this op
Roll
reroll
WINRAR
I was last winrar, add this as a forfeit , 0 bullshit
rolling for this !!
Damn it OP deliver!!
she looks like a trick
Or i'll try get nazi mods on ur ass
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
Goddamn there was so much gold and "my dick" wins.
I added an emoji to make it seem playful. Girls eat that shit up for some reason.
I had next winrar, don't forget
The rag full of clorophorm I have in my hand.
got that bitch an emoji, bitches love emojis
Fake AF
Girls like it more when you don't ask. It's nature
Fake
Sorry, didn't mean to send that.
I think you'll give it to me, because I've got a tongue that could power a row boat across the Atlantic Ocean ;)
Your spread butthole as it whisles
fucking wasted, this makes no sense
send this one
Rule of dubs fag, nobody gives a fuck what you think
Bro if she responds(and again, i doubt it) I'm sending next dubs after I post the next screencap( unless something fucking godlike appears).
Nah shut the fuck up. Everyone loves a whistling butthole. She will know you're alpha. Only betas don't get the perfect pitch when they spread that ass with strong digits for real fingers and not small boipucci claws.
OP won't deliver anyway. And even if he does it will take 20 minutes as he Photoshops the chat from.the wrong perspective, making it more complicated than it should be for a simple process.
>t. Cuck
roll
"I cell child pornography to eleven year olds."
*cell is intentional*
write this:
I want your creamy steamy stinky log of shit in my throat.
>
MODS MODS MODS
You may mention it, you just musn't post it, summer fag.