I get this dumb fucking chat up line from a friend and she thinks it's original

I get this dumb fucking chat up line from a friend and she thinks it's original.
Dubs decides what I send next.

the other 30% is sperm.

lol jk, u want sum fuk ?

Do you like fucking blacks? Because I sure wanna see that big black dick between those big white titties girl.

Reroll.

I promise not to spike you with diazapam if you come on a date with me

Rerolling.

"I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free"

roll

rolley

wanna get ma d1ccw3tt?

"Swiggity Swooty, I need dat booty"

rolling

You're so hot if you were my daughter I'd still be bathing you.

winrar

winrar

reroll'd

fat and gay but checked

You wanna know something funny? I will eat your ass for breakfast if you let me.

I FUCKING DID IT

Winrar.

I like potatoes, especially thinly sliced, with some ketchup on top

She will think OP is a nigga.

I hope your pussi is smooth too

TRUE...

maybe ill get dubs again?

Too late faggot

Do you mind if I take Tyrone to our first date?

fak u. mine's better

To be fair this is better but hey, a winner is a winner. Also since I'm a britfag I don't expect her to reply soon (if at all).

Fucking imbecile

yo

Woah she actually seemed to somewhat like it.
Ok guys same again.

Chloroform

xD

neil the grass tyson

Tell her about your anime collection fag

my black dad

*picture of Donald Trump*

Suck on my isabellend

cool and nice

Reroll

I'm actually into feet

I like potatoes.

How about we... roast a potato together, and... passionately rub eachother with starch?

Gold

rerollaroni

the dwarf under my bed, cant get rid of him...

My dick

Give me da booty or I take it

all my frenz are dead
push me to da edge

Shit, so close.

Oh well

go

Sadly, winner.

WINRAR

re roll

OH OF COURSE I GET DUBS NOW

Your brother said youd be an easy target

Noodz?

i only ever get dubs when I make a shit joke

Bro can I not add something to that?
I know she is not gonna respond after that.

Just say REEEEEEEEEEEE

Roll

how about a pic

Just tell her your australian

Dick pic.

sorry but demz the rules

Woman it's just for the flow u know? You ain't gotta be a hoe. But I don't mind some kinky pics (feet)

blow my noodly appendage you rancid swine

send a dick pic

Roll

Let me see those sweet gams.

IM GAY!

rolling for this op

Roll

reroll

WINRAR

I was last winrar, add this as a forfeit , 0 bullshit

rolling for this !!

Damn it OP deliver!!

she looks like a trick

Or i'll try get nazi mods on ur ass

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

Goddamn there was so much gold and "my dick" wins.
I added an emoji to make it seem playful. Girls eat that shit up for some reason.

I had next winrar, don't forget

The rag full of clorophorm I have in my hand.

got that bitch an emoji, bitches love emojis

Fake AF

Girls like it more when you don't ask. It's nature

Fake

Sorry, didn't mean to send that.
I think you'll give it to me, because I've got a tongue that could power a row boat across the Atlantic Ocean ;)

Your spread butthole as it whisles

fucking wasted, this makes no sense
send this one

Rule of dubs fag, nobody gives a fuck what you think

Bro if she responds(and again, i doubt it) I'm sending next dubs after I post the next screencap( unless something fucking godlike appears).

Nah shut the fuck up. Everyone loves a whistling butthole. She will know you're alpha. Only betas don't get the perfect pitch when they spread that ass with strong digits for real fingers and not small boipucci claws.

OP won't deliver anyway. And even if he does it will take 20 minutes as he Photoshops the chat from.the wrong perspective, making it more complicated than it should be for a simple process.

>t. Cuck

roll

"I cell child pornography to eleven year olds."

*cell is intentional*

write this:

I want your creamy steamy stinky log of shit in my throat.

>
MODS MODS MODS

You may mention it, you just musn't post it, summer fag.