You're at a normie party and this conversation takes place
>Hey Emily, isn't your friend user over there into music? Like, REALLY into music.
>Yeah, he is.
>Hey user, come over here!
>Come on user, here's the aux, play something!
What do you play?
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>You're at a normie party
LMFAO nice one user
Dancing queen
>normie party
well it's a mistake to play anything but normie music so likely kendrick or kanye
unless im supposed to be picking something not very normie that normies might enjoy
in that case, off the top of my head BROCKHAMPTON - GOLD is probably a good choice or Danny Brown - Pneumonia
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is this how you think people speak?
Soulja Boy Tell' Em
depends on the demographic. if its a bunch of dudes go for like injury reserve - unknown but undeniably cool. if its a bunch of girls who look around my age just play throwbacks that no one thinks of. taio cruz, lmfao, sean kingston, kevin rudolph, whoever does that one "apple bottom jeans boots w the fur". if you wanna impress the real heads, play stuff from justin timberlake's 20/20. critically acclaimed bangers
this is the only way to do it. mutant fags always take themselves so seriously and try to put on like the knife and convince people to like it. at a normie party it won't happen
smart
Everyone I've shown Fela Kuti so far has liked him so it'd be a safe choice
Aphex Twin - Window Peeper
put this on then whip out my dick:
>normie party
Tautology.
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Naked City of course
The correct answer is Foster The People you greasy virgins.
Pretty much this.
Althouh I might add risking using an indie/soundcloud artist.
Only if you're trying to go for the impression of being a mutant or promoting someone.
Biiiiitch
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Instant panty dropper
>tfw have a 7+ with no jack so will never have to do this again
Feels good man
This could work actually.
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something good maybe
>being at a normie party
shiggy
I'd say that if I put worthy and cool music no one would like it, because people are not interested in music really. They listen to whatever their ears reach and they are neither stimulated in searching about music nor being apart from their preconcepts to expand their tastes in different genres, at least (because I wouldn't dare to say in different ethnic type of music).
It's a guaranteed d-floor pumper at your local cool-kid getabout and it's got enough indie cred where your not the guy who says he likes music but plays Flo Rida.
Oukast - hey ya. Everbody likes that song
Billie Jean
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Then Naked City - Torture Garden
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OH SHIT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS WONDERWALL
QUICK GO PLAY IT AND GET YOUR DICK SUCKED
Exactly what I was thinking.
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Nice choice bro! I love LMFAO what a throwback!
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Rammstein. Every normie here loves them and if they don't, I don't want to associate with them.
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i only put music i actually like on my phone so.. youtube.com
I think most of the stuff posted in this thread will work bc people don't actually care that much
A non-normie party is more like a gathering.
Yellow Brick Road by the degenerate Elton John
Getto Boys ~ Still
>my own bare hands by ween
Captain Murphy.
It's weird and fun to listen to, and also brings up some interesting subjects; as well as appeals to the whole meme-rap / Tyler, the creator crowd.
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>implying I'll ever be at a party
nice one but I'll pick The Frights, or anything Surf indie related. Girls dig it here in my town
>>whole meme-rap / Tyler, the creator crowd
so you party with 12 year olds?
Salut c'est cool - Techno toujours pareil
Same. I would sing it too
OP said normie party, normies dont consist of anthony fantano and a bunch of other internet nerds. Nerdy rap likes this would kill any vibe. go to any party, THIS is what they're playing
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accessible, patrician, and great for jamming at a party
Yeah play something like Pseudologia,Helena Beat,The truth,pumped up kicks or Broken Jaw it's almost certain they'll love it
>nangs comes on
>wtf user?
Since I Left You by The Avalanches OBVIOUSLY MOTHERFUCKERS
You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat
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or anime openings
Yeah very good choice. Almost anyone can enjoy this. Same with Demon Days.
nice caricature
SUNN O))) - Black one
XDDDDD
You're just going to be embarrasing yourself if you play fucking Danny Brown or Brockhampton in a party. just because some internet nerds on reddit like it doesn't mean normies will
Danny has few good songs. Dip is usually fine.
tame impala, then put this on the queue.
leave afterwards.
Ocean Man lol
>tfw whenever my good friend is introducing me to people he always mentions eventually that i really like music and it is always awkward
thanks, guy.
Load era Metallica
DA HOLE CLUBZ LUKIN AT HERR
nice
I'd play death grips - on gp!
Lol, everyone would be like, Eew what's this, user? Why does he sing like that?
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This or Gorillaz idk
>here's the aux
>no bluetooth
>leave in disgust
Seconded
Some Pink Floyd, why not, everybody knows them. Exept they won't be expecting this
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>Kanye
>NERD rap
Lustmord - heresy
hopefully then my normie friends will stop inviting me to party's that I have no interest in but go to anyway because Im a spineless social retard who is incapable of saying no
move over nerds
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Its a meme enough to get a laugh and it doesnt kill the vibe or risk it
>normie party
why would i waste my time? get some good friends and listen to some good shit.
Used to play this along with Currents a lot at hangouts and p much everyone liked it
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Though finding more than 1-2 people like that is hard
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Good shout
ocean man. ocean man is the only song I listen to.
Sutcliffe Jugend
>It's all slowjams
It's bait but it's true
21st Century Schizoid Man
But people would get angry and demand it be turned off
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Do I wanna know Arctic Monkeys
Or pretty much any AM song
agreed - throwbacks like those and some soundcloud shit works every single time
Schizoid man would probably be one of the safer KC songs to play at a party, IMO. Discipline might be a better choice if you're trying not to scare anyone off though.
Just say you listen to shitty music. Probably not far from the truth anyway.