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Russia only became a superpower under Stalin

fuck all to do with Sweden

Me in the center

youtube.com/watch?v=b3za0Uj0Q0Y absolute choon

Sister left her phone in my room and she's been sending nudes to some british guy for money

he's literally sending 1 pound per picture

crikey that is an unfortunate face

>davai vmestye
does this mean 'let's meet up', russlads

Yeah but Swedes were responsible for creating Russia, just like Brits were responsible for creating America. Learn to read.

*sips*

>you can't state the objective fact that women physically weaker than men
ah yes, very good. Even if that weren't the case, they have lower fitness standards by far. Say you were a soldier and you'd been shot, would you rather that the person dragging you to safety:
a) could definitely complete 10 pullups
b) could not complete 10 pullups

I played a lot of WRPGs and other games only on PC like RTS and City Builders/Tycoon games
I had a PS2 but not many games for it,

when I was even younger my dad wouldnt let me use his PC so I mostly played SNES and PS1
Got an N64 too but right at the end of its life.

Thinking

Reminder that female soldiers are just fine

Got into a fight at work on Friday and it was all on camera. Probably gonna lose my job even though the filthy gypsy started it.

>work for a steel works as an engineer
>love it
>amazing money
>great crack with the lads
>they employ a lot of agency workers
>probably 50% are Slovak gypsies
>stood at turnstile on Thursday at 5 ready to clock out
>some new gypo and his mate looking at me and my mate from a little distance away
>obviously talking and laughing about us
>start laughing and talking about this shitskin
>he sees
>next day
>stood there again at same time
>he comes in
>stare the filthy little bastard down
>gets in my face
>''you have problem?!''
>laugh and tell him to get the fuck out of my way
>he won't
>time to clock out
>he's blocking my way out
>tell him at least 4 times to move
>he doesn't
>eventually grab him by the throat and throw him into the wall to the left and give him some choice words
>he backs down
>turn around to pick my bag back up
>he punches me in the back of the head
>fanny punch, doesn't hurt
>turn around and start laying into the filthy, gypsy bastard
>one of the lads pulls me off
>leave him on the floor and clock out
>go home
>not heard anything since

Think I'm pretty fucked desu. Know a lad that got sacked for just grabbing some guy by the throat

Loughborough mentioned

i bet she earns more than you

Why isn't 11 called onety one?

>implying russia was a superpower because of their cultural heritage and not communist efficiency

sorry about that senpai

My retinae did not peruse one iota of this drivel

>>tiny hands hated the big boys controller
>HOWLING

It was oversized, crap design

people knew it and moaned about it even back then

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Frontline - no

Russia was a great power even before Communism
WWII just killed every other great power.

At work we have an area in one of the unused backrooms where lads that are mad at each other go to scrap. No cameas and no grassers.

Have a disagreement, go have a scrap and work it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.

Been in there twice myself and won both fights. If you get busted up you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the bruises when you come back to work.

Really want to bury my face in my (female) boss's pussy lads

LUFFBRA

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great power =/= superpower

is she a dominant MILF?

sad really but can't see you getting away with this

>start rattling off rounds at some ISIS bastards with the lads
>hear something behind me
>"STAHP, STAHP IT"

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 25% (-)
LDEM: 11% (-)
UKIP: 7% (-2)

(via ComRes

Definitely on May's side on mose of these specific issues and as a whole but I don't think I can bring myself to vote Tory again. UKIP is in a shambles thought they failed to rebrand after BREXIT.

Don't have a clue who to vote for because nobody represents my views at all. I want someone between the Tories and UKIP but with way less government power to spy on the people. Don't think it exists though.

Russia was a superpower after the defeat of Napoleon. It only declined after the Crimean War.

Better a woman than a paddy

Nah mate, she's a nubile 20 year old.

memes
technology increased and rivals vanished
that's why they became a superpower

Britain without WWII would have been a superpower.

Business idea: move to rural Ireland and lead a life of peace and simplicity

love how people post more than 2 lines and expect me to read it haha

Might go to Estonia, hang out in bars, and pretend to be a member of the military, so that some Russian femme fatales seduce me.

why do welsh people look like arabs?

>theresa would win a first around french election

mainstream british libertarian party when

Are military people irritating in your cunt? Over here in yankland they're pretty terrible. Constantly prancing about and expecting special treatment for defending Saudi Arabia and Israel. They also tend to be very violent and prone to mental illness.

SUCK MY WILLY!!!!

It begins

>my boss (female, 20)

>what is ukip

>didn't get attention in thread so posted it in brit instead
pitiful

I'll avenge you la

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As a military veteran (did 4 years in air force HR) I am offended by your post and request that you delete it at once

Watch it lads, we've got a madman here.

nah, they're decent enough lads. Some of them are chavvy bellends though

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this joke is getting a bit out of hand now lads aha...

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#DabToDowningStreet

Brit threads move faster than Barry Allen, holy shit

POO

AND WANK

*screeches "STOLEN VALOUR" in your face*

>labour
>conservatives
>ukip

they're usually good dudes here
everyone in America is just a fuckup

STANDING, ON THE EDGE

Basically the same here, I'd say most are sound/bro tier and maybe 30% are absolute knobs

ukip aren't libertarian nor mainstream enough

slowing down on the drugs was a very wise choice
head feels less foggy

>lib dems!

WEW

Also revschebs

muslims are a fifth column

Convinced clubs use dodgy as fuck lenses for those pictures. There's no way there exist so many people uglier than me.

how do we solve a problem like labour

it's a saturday night so all the brit lads who have jobs and no social lives and all the brit lads who have lectures in the week and no social lives can post with the neets who are brit regulars so obviously going to be busy

Sick of hearing about turkeys and christmases

until there's a proper working-class party again I don't want to hear it

why are girls so vapid

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very comprehensive sentence

>tfw rejected by a girl who looked like a fatter, bigger chebbed version of that girl

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tea turned out very peng

UKIP are as close as it gets but they're a complete mess right now. I'll have to vote soon enough cause it'll be postal and although I know the Tories will win I just wish I had a party I could truly believe in rather than a bunch of lying neo-cons who want to watch me masturbate in the Tory party and the in-fighting mess of UKIP who have forgotten what policy is.

>you should never hit a woman

FUCK.THAT

If a woman thinks she can start throwing her hands around like a man then she better expect to get hit back like a man. Done it before and will do it again.

Obviously I'm not going to full on smack her with a haymaker but I will most definitely slap the shit out of a girl that is attacking me after she has been told to stop

When you're monged and have been drinking for 12 hours, dehydrated as fuck in some dark room and some nonce comes out of nowhere with his camera and bright flash, it tends to make for an unflattering picture

No need to be shy anymore, Tories

not too peng then

>tfw no thicc club gf

She's very dominant and has tactical ways to make you feel really small, even if she doesn't intend it.

Would love to lick her feet.

rag n bone man can fuck off as well the fat twat

Reminder NeoCons are the truly enlightened ones

JEWS

Paddies in the forces are better than split arses

can we all at least agree with this?

doing a worry about going back to uni after a month in my room lads

'sheed

would x3

You're kidding yourself if you thought UKIP were ever a viable electoral party. We got what we wanted. Move on

>If a woman thinks she can start throwing her hands around like a man then she better expect to get hit back like a man. Done it before and will do it again.

Always feel like bouncers are judging how I look and dress

Punched my mum in the face once. Knocked her down and gave her a proper black eye. Did NOT feel good, would NOT do it again and made me reconsider my view on if it's okay or not.

To be fair to myself the circumstances surrounding it were, complicated, but I still shouldn't have done it.

Does britain likes Chile?

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nice
we don't