Hello Sup Forums, what is the cleanest, best pleasure?

Hello Sup Forums, what is the cleanest, best pleasure?

Play fucking pinball

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Reading the Bible, natch

Finishing a challenging hand of solitaire.

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reading interesting books, having good time with family, lynching niggers, golf

Suffering for no reason.

>lynching niggers
after lynching Jewish banksters

Fishing with dad and grandad
Helping mom make dinner
Sucking off a homeless nigger
Basketball

I love a good round of golf. Even in the dead of summer in the heat, something about driving a golf cart, sweating out there with the boys (after lynching niggers), and sinking a nice birdie is such a great and fun time.

Smoking meth

Sex with an underage girl i met on AOL chat

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muh man

ahh yes sweating out with the boys is a lot fun! me and the boys like to take a group shower after lynching niggers on a hot day, we have sword fights with our penises and its so fun all the boys love it !

Playing guitar, writing poems for my girlfriend, throwing jewish children off a cliff, painting

Reported

100% pure smack from Afghanistan

O man i read a really good book the other day, a comedy called, "12 years a slave"

Shit posting the 'chans

Abortion methods and goat sex. NICE

Night out with the homies

Helping people for free. I don't know why.

Where's the dog?