X-Factor Thread

Starting now, get in here lads.

doing a poo

>"""Contests """ shows

yo dad why the fuck you posting on Sup Forums ?

hahaha good one

Fucking hate Phillip Schofield.

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these are literally the best threads on the board

skank

>tfw this episode of Go For It

UNBELIEVABLE, they must be OFF THEIR NAHT!

don't know how that bloke remembered that book

>potato farmer is the first contestant

What is this ginger cunt?

>DUDE MY FELLOW JUDGE IS A FAGGOT IN LOVE WHO THINKS WE'RE MARRIED AND HE IRRITATES ME LMAO
>DUDE MY FELLOW JUDGE IS A MANLET POTATONIGGER AND HE IRRITATES ME LMAO

Bravo Simon.

>whiny ginger potato farming irishman

who would have though

I unironically love this song.

i unironically love this song and robbie williams

HOLY FUCK HIS KNEES

>unemployed
Disgusting tbqh

This is the most Irish looking lad I've ever seen.

Bono's looking fucking awful

>Being a wagecuck

Why do they need to show backstory of the contestants until they get past the first round?

It makes it too obvious who is and who isn't going to get further.

>male nurse

wtf

>this gogglebox youtube "let's react" shit EVERY show has to have, now

I don't care what some quaffy-haired twinks have to say about the situation at hand.

>you

It's a good song.
I hate this too.

Wew
>build up this guy
>he's a murse
>he's a "nice guy"
>he's terrible

>it's a nice guy but shit voice episode

lol.

This song hasn't had the best luck on X-Factor

Why don't they just do the Japanese show thing of having them in a little window in the corner? Its actually less distracting than jump cuts to random ugly people's faces

is the guy who used to comment on all the adverts here

think it was during take me out

I would do unspeakable things to Nicole Sherzinger.

Would you eat a log out of her bum?

She's an annoying fake bitch, honestly couldn't stay in the same room as her

I'd take a bite out of her muller corner

I actually made this exact joke in my head just a few minutes ago.

The nice thing about finally having a judge on the panel that can sing is that she can actually give constructive advice on what you should and shouldn't do.

yeah whatever mate you just want to take credit for this incredible bit of banter

Alright, you got me.

haha yes i do

*never lets you go*

mine now x

Sharon can sing?

Fucking get right in ya Janet you paddy slag

Would put some of my yoghurt on her nose

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she's got great legs

fat fucking bint imo

you had your chance, fuck off.

@73950396 (You)

She looks a little like that McGrath girl. Paddy look about.

>this trip
>calling others fat

>you now remember Felix McGrath

Alomomola.

This one?

le ebin never relegated man

>goes to BPL
>instantly relegated

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what in the actual fuck is this

would still shag him 2bh

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@73950396
Nice one retard.

>hyper-poofs

GET. OFF. MY FUCKING. SCREEN.

Between this guy's feminine body and trap Matt Edmondson, X Factor really wants to make me gay.

Someone post it.

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>served him uncooked chicken


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>jog on dot com
Kek

>or jogon.com

How convenient that Louis thought he should have been in a group.

OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SERVE HIS BUTTBUDDY RAW CHICKEN BEFORE HE AUDITIONED FOR THE X FACTOR.

Just blast it in the microwave for 5 seconds.

>this entire scene and scenario

imagine being on of those two

what the fuck is this shit, I just want to hear singing not about the lives of the people.

>friends

I'd imagine they've bummed a lot.

>restaurant manager
Actually he's alright

England deserves to be burned to the ground.

imagine being the guy sitting next to one of them having to comfort them. i don't know what i'd do or say tbqh

I'd love to dominate that one with the stars on his face

Who's the top?

They would be most welcome in the Barney Bunch.

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They'll make my dick diamonds with their asses.

>Using the same shot of Louis reacting twice to different acts

FUCK OFF

It's like you've never watched x factor

>simon being nice when nobody else is

:3

>Better together
Nice propaganda, ITV.

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>mfw nutting in blondie's ass while pink-pants busts in my bum-bum simultaneously on the Xtra Factor Live

How did they look gayer than THREE drag kweens?

m8 calm it down a little yeah

>#epicsquads

gays and trannys should be exterminated

I hate these Money Supermarket adverts with a passion.

>Money Supermarket

FUCKING HELL WHEN ARE WE GOING TO NUKE THIS COUNTRY TO ASH!

Depends how gay

I do, too. Though I hate most of the "we need a non-threatening man to appeal to the primary female consumer" adverts 2bh

Johnny did nothing wrong.

#Epicsquads

Builders or Strutters lads?

Apple head best advert

agree desu, those two deserved to be hung in public though, imagine if you son turned out like that