What happens after death Sup Forums, I'm scared

What happens after death Sup Forums, I'm scared.

The same as what happened before you were born, of course: nothing.

Go die and then come back to give us a report.

The same thing that happened before you were born

Swim around in my dad's testicle?

it will stop hurting

>he thinks his being is the same thing as one of the gametes that engendered him

That's not how it works

Thank god

reincarnation

It doesn't matter

your journey will continue....

Nothing but sweet silence and the release of pain.

Indeed. Nothing could be more horrible than an eternity of existence.

You'll burn in hell for not living accord the sharia law.

reincarnation as a street in India

We're all virgins so our purity must count some points for heaven.

*BURRP* NOTHING *Tips Fedora*

I hope nothing.

I already hate my life, I don't want to keep on feeling like this in the afterlife.

eternity is a relative concept....

first I'm gonna take a nap....then I'm gonna track down Brittany Murphy.

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I don't know but I can't find out soon enough

And stay there

more an anne bancroft fan huh?

you assume control of your happier self in the multiverse
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You mean in the after life? If so I don't blame you. BM had a hot rocking body. Like a literal 10.

yep...she's my "fun" type. so unless she's reincarnated I'll track her down first.

Reincarnation. But the way populations are going now you'll end up as an African

Release

something probably...they've done some interesting studies in re NDEs and Kids with past life memories. Also multiverse.

Your body will decompose and you will cease to exist except as tiny particulars contributing to earths temporary ecosystem.

If I'm a African you can bet I'm gonna ''MUH DICK MOFCKR'' all in America or Europe

You go to an abstract kind of hell where your life is shit.

So I would just wake up again

riddle me this senpai...why is it that those who believe in a strictly material nature to existence often seem to get the least out of aforementioned material existence?

you will die from starvation/some shaman ritual/new disease/rival tribe raid before your balls even drop

Not if these cucked UN and Christan groups gibes me dat

You wake up in another universe. You never really die :(

I'll see you all in hell.

Hahahahahahaha as a millenial I find that both funny and relatable lololol

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