Civ Thread Cont
Dubs decides what the fuck people do, no destruction of the world or asking too many things.
Only the first dubs per turn take effect.
The Lolis in shock of their fallen sistren build a chemical weapons plant and begin building a wall around it.
Islanders
Population: 9(4 males, 5 females)
Hunger: 5.75(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 4
Happiness: 5
Knowledge: 3
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6
Lolis
Population: 6
Hunger: 0.5
Thirst: 1
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 1
loli's ritual suicide to summon ultra loli
Guys just to be clear, if the Lolis try to siege I Land they are getting fucking stomped.
The Islanders become telepathic with Hitler and he starts convincing them the loli's are jews in disguise. This causes the islanders to also start manufacturing weapons but much more advanced thanks to the lessons of Dr. Who.
Get bitches
The I Landers begin building superior weaponry due to the telepathic guidance of Adolf Hitler.
Meanwhile the Lolis are almost finished with their wall.
No calamities today.
Islanders
Population: 9(4 males, 5 females)
Hunger: 6(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 4.5(0.5 per turn)
Happiness: 5
Knowledge: 3
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6
Lolis
Population: 6
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 2
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 1
More swastica's man, I wanna SEE his influence
The next calamity roll will include a possibility of the calamity being King Ghidorah.
In the dead of night the lolis kidnap a survivor to do a satanic ritual and summon the ultra loli
Reroll
The Lolis get telepathic messages from Ghengis Khan, and spirits of war-horses take form to guide the Lolis into war.
using new found knowledge from both the psychic connection the uncle Adolf and the lessons from dr who, they are able to create a test tube baby of Adolf and impregnate all the females with it. 5 Adolf's next turn.
industry is rife and they are beginning to build a city.
Holy shit, I rolled it and King Ghidorah will attack the Lolis.
Last reroll since im going to try and be less of a faggot
Islanders split up in flatearthers and normal ppl
JUST KIDDING REROLL
CHECKEM
Loli queen eats one nipple of.all her followers as part of a ritual to awaken her magical girl powers hidden in the loli blood
kek
The regular islanders see the error in their ways and join up with the lolis to destroy tje flat earthers
op dies of aids after letting homeless men fuck him
i giant andy sixx appears and makes everyone eat his nutty loggy goodness
The flatearhers create their own colony in the sea. They find oil and build war machines.
a large dildo appears and everyone lines up to sit on it
Due to great food production, population is multiplied by the last two digits of this post.
semen demons succubi invade from portals from hell
>all men are sexually satisfied
>all women are bitchier than normal
this is now a spiderman thread
Reroll please be trips kek
get, only with my numbers
reroll
rerolls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY THREAD
rerollaroony
Ahem op...
Rerereoll
this
Two female Islanders and the sex slave become flat earthers and leave.
Meanwhile King Ghidorah is about to destroy the Lolis.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 6.25(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 5(0.5 per turn)
Happiness: 5
Knowledge: 4
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6
Lolis
Population: 6
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 2
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 1
Flat Earthers
Population: 3(1 male, 2 females
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 1
Knowledge: -1
Strength: 4
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You didn't get dubs you insolent pile of human sewage.
Lolis convince the ancient spirit of Stalin to starve the Islanders
Lolis summon the ultra loli to fight whats his name also regular islanders join forces with lolis to exterminate flat earthers
Rerolling
>00
REEEEROLLING
needs more hitler!
Waste of dubs faggot
this thread belongs to spiderman
You don't realize that the king of terror is going to atomize your precious Lolis next turn do you?
You don't know what dubs are.
both the lolis and islanders begin cutting down trees and will use the wood to build port's and boats
REROLERINO
WINRAWR!
get
and another
REROLL
come on
king kong hits the island with his ding dong
last time
Flatearthers start multiplying and start preaching gravity isnt real to the other ppl and lolis
...
spiderman thread CONFIRMED
obama becomes president and destroys any chance of the sale of pocky stick
This doesn't have an effect on the game.
this
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Loli's embrace the Japanese culture and decide to use incest to increase their population, which will inevitably be destroyed anyway.
flatearthers and lolis bone eachother
getterino
A forest fire flares up, encouraged by the ocecan winds
roll
twice dubs says it does, fag
ITT Lolifags don't realize that Ghidorah is going to blow the Lolis off of the map.
Lolis steal sex slave from flatearther as a offering to appease his three headed penis
want
A wild volcano appears
The islanders begin to question their purpose in life, falling into a collective depression
Roll
this
...
The Lolis all have extreme progeria
Rolling for:
Lolis eat a fruit they found on one of the trees and become asexual
they begin to split and exponentially grow in their population
There are now 300 lolis
Roll
Loli's create a lolitrap to attempt to stop Ghidorah
...
...
Roll roll
Reroll
The clouds parted, with an immaculate chorus, and down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
the lolis fire their first chemical bombs which lets their territory to be lifeless and uninhabitable
Loli's create a trap and begin to rapidly reproduce
get
Reroll
Did you think you'd see Django like this?
Experimenting with the local fauna, the Lolis contract an extremely communicable form of chlamydia
gimme
Okay
Spider-Man appears and declares his rule over the island, meanwhile King Ghidorah declares the Lolis a pathetic waste of his time and uses his hurricane winds to quite literally blow them off the map.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 6.5(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 5.5(0.5 per turn)
Happiness: 6
Knowledge: 4
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6
Flat Earthers
Population: 3(1 male, 2 females)
Hunger: 0.5
Thirst: 1
Happiness: 1
Knowledge: -1
Strength: 4
King Ghidorah
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 10,000
Spider-Man
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 5
Strength: 25
Rolllerino
I got a real get herethis aint a spiderman thread
Spiderman cums all over King Ghidorah for fun and Ghidorah reproduces, so now there are now 2 Ghidorahs
69 lolis land on the island and build a military compound
Ghidorah is immune to any and all conventional weaponry anyway.
Besides the Lolis are dead now.