/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

Semen Elitism Edition

'cause you've got the 'tism

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'cause you've also got the 'tism

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>wake immediately, heart racing, full erection, immediately forget what you were dreaming about
best or worst way to wake up?

Time to be a NEET for another week! Whoo wee, this is comfy as shit. itchy crusty ass.

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Can't wait till Kim Jong Un nukes California.

I'm not acting like the person /cum/ baby knew I could be.

dragon maid was shit

All anime is shit

>tfw hate the Mexicans that move into the States, but want Mexicana pussy.

73985298

dumb mick

Please don't bring /lat/ or /dixie/ memes in here. I feel safe.

gdgd fairies is good

I'm going to poison all of Ireland's potatoes.

I can confirm that the celery one works, by the way

ame ame ame

ame ame ame

Sakura trick is the pinnacle of animated television

Stop watching anime

have your phone on vibrate is master race

soundfags get out

i've done this before and yes it works
just eating shit loads of yogurt helps

Wish I had my PC here buds

I love those
they can do that by themselves

commies

you come here to start beef, ese?

I think I am falling in love with you but I wish you would stop posting anime.

not like anyone calls you anyway

I deactivate sound and vibration.

this one is my favorite

>commies

calgary is mine back off

561

t. Bolshevik

there are 8 deer outside my window

But anime is cute

>he doesn't take pygeum root and pineapple juice

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Me and the Buck Squad are outside of some fag's window
We're gonna kick his ass when he comes outside

You're cute but anime is not.

I will kill you.

you don't even have a peace park with alberta-kun
stay friendzoned kid

>pineapple juice

are you tasting your own /cum/?

Pretty sure pineapple juice is for the taste.

please no

baby

that could be almost anyone in this thread

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California cuckolds

you just have to try again.
cum-chan is patient, don't worry.

I'm no fag

a very young child showing an excessive pride in oneself?

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New Mexico's flag looks like it the flag of a casino

comfy watching the stream here my dudes

it's a pretty neat flag tbqh

>all the crosswords in the paper have the answers on the next page
Disappointed desu

I disagree

a 14 year old american mulatta girl with a race-play fetish (who looks atleast 18), wants to send me nudes on cam
is this illegal?

bit gay, desu

Very

don't recall asking for your opinon
yes

i don't see a problem go for it
*reports you to the fbi*

I don't recall asking for your opinion either nor do I remember giving you expressed written permission to reply to me, yet here we are

Holy shit you people are autistic. This is my first time lurking a /cum/ thread and literally there has been no discussion of /cum/ food, culture, music, politics, absolutely nothing.

Instead, you've been spamming terrible forced mays from tumblr and posting anime.

just go on top of your moutain and hide in the grassy knoll

Fuck California

@73986117
I don't recall asking for your input

can't argue with that

wanna discuss burgers? What is your main fast food chain over there? Do you guys have snow burgers?

this

non /cum/ flags

And /balt/ is a bastion of productive discussion?

I'm pretty sure it depends on your country's laws.

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what kind of dumb cunt posts tumblr maymays

*eats padaheya*
hmm yes

How do you prepare your tacos?

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16 here
what would getting nudes from a 14 yo get you legally in america?

What's your age?

Do it, you'll be alright.

somewhere in the general range of 18-21

Nothing, but might depend on state. Not all states have the age of consent at 18.

what's a wagecuck?

In my experience the law does not give a damn, unless you wish to take things further, then you are fucked

t. fbi

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Burgers, explain

someone whith a steady job

You would get put on the sex offender registry. American laws are also retarded to the point that if you're underaged and send nudes to someone who is also underaged, both of you get put on the registry for distribution of child pornography and for reviving child pornography.

It's called New Mexico. What do you expect?
Anyways, states can make their own laws.

depends on which state you're in

KEK

age of consent in my state is 16 :^)

>New Mexico
>The original state constitution of 1912 provided for a bilingual government with laws being published in both English and Spanish
Receiving child pornography*

new mexico has a lot of mexicans, so the language shifts between english and spanish regularly

nothing to add

I've never heard of this happening. Is this something you saw on the local news?

gf just sent this

>dogfart

i need a good school anime to live vicariously through