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west sussex edition

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Why do North Italian lads have big cocks and plump bums while the South Italians don't?

/brit/ is a hetero, rorke general

BRIGHTON MENTIONED

that's east sussex

>Pope Francis has described some of Europe's holding centres for migrants and refugees as concentration camps.

>The Roman Catholic leader made the comments while meeting migrants during a visit to a basilica in Rome.

>He thanked those who welcomed refugees but said that it appeared "international accords are more important than human rights".

>The American Jewish Committee said the Pope should rethink his "regrettable" reference to concentration camps.

>The term "concentration camp", which predates World War Two, is nonetheless evocative of the centres set up by the Nazis for slave labour and the extermination of millions of Jews and others.

OY VEY

Gonna get motion sickness tumbling back down

Since Brighton is a leftie city, are there many shitskins there?

>work in 9 hours

then why am i here typing as i'm literally being bummed

devon

that's east sussex m8

Anyone got a video uploading site that requires no signing up?
I just made a video of me heeming my wall because I was thingken of globalists

no idea what's available in terms of audiobooks but i'd rec denis johnson's 'train dreams', it's nice and short but also well written and poignant

>tfw Macron is hard on the UK, just like Merkel will be
>tfw it antagonises the people in the UK even further, thus pushing the UK further Right

Fantastic

>he's a mong who fell for the "polls mean nothing" meme

>tfw too tired to even plan the ol' 'cide when home after a day's work

gonna break it down into a list of steps and just do one a day

>he thought texas would be red

>tfw no tough Thatcherite rorkina mommy to impose austerity on my tendies consumption and bully my dick

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Need a nice comfy book to listen to on my walk into work that's not very complex but it's still at least partly /lit/worthy. Any ideas?

pics

people who hate wikileaks are the definition of stooges

The Koran

The Book of the New Sun
Moby Dick

stabbed myself but i fucked it up

>Picasso died in the 70s

I always thought he was one of those old fucking painters from Da vinci's time or some shit. Also his full name was

>Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

Mental

stab me in the bollocks

alri 'ddit

Nikola Tesla was a fuckin runt and a half mate. I bet I could kick his ass too

Turbo kike from Silicon Valley makes a DRM always online juicer with proprietary juice bags of capri sun and requires an IOS app to function that basically juices you for cash and calls the cops if you try to squeeze out the juice yourself.

the Chinese make an identical knock off that removes all of that bullshit, with reusable bags that you can fill yourself.
now the JEWcero guy is suing them
>tfw the Chinese are more freedom oriented and people friendly than the Americans are now
youtube.com/watch?v=qczImf93M_E

*laserblasts your ballbag*

me gran met him once
bit mental knowing that I've met someone who met one of the most famous people born in the 19th century

can't I kiss them instead?

gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

>Work in 11 hours

a succulent chinese meal?

>post singing the praises of chinese industry
>canadian flag
pottery

youtube.com/watch?v=xwFPwFpS-gM
why do leftists look the exact same in every country?

I need a cute boy to accept my big penis up his boypussy

I see you know your judo well

>go to bed
>close eyes
>immediately time-jump to tomorrow morning

just awful. it's 11 hours in reality but really it's however many minutes left there are today before you fall asleep + the hours before work when you wake up

don't care, only a cunt would buy this in the first place.

You ave about 4 hours of dreams a night, they pass in real time to your subconscious

i know kung fu

yes yes very good
I truly love the future being crafted for us by our (((Yank))) overlords where mundane tasks become obtuse always online bullshit filled with micro transactions.

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The point is, you are alive
Than means you could have overcame tons of suicidal thoughts

Be proud of it

pro tip: don't sleep.

me please
desperately need it

animeing rn

because they are agents of Yank imperialism
they dress like urban youth in san fransisco and LA

just had an earthquake

Read my post again. I said they have an agenda, which they quite obvioudly do.

Nothing from the leaks say corruption to me. All I've seen are damaging releases on exclusively Western nations' intelligence capabilities. There has been nothing to prove our nations are using these capabilities to spy on anyone but our enemies or other nations of strategic interest, which I fully support.

The position most have taken, which is that our governments are using these capabilities to spy on us rather than further our national interests, is the position that's been established by marxists and people with an interest in weakening the confidence of Western citizens.

sorry lad I'm killing myself tonight

reddit announcement

>wake up in the middle of the night
>wonder why the light is on
>turn over and see this

wat do

i dont get it. why all the hype for a fucking juicer?

Lads I feel so fucking amped up I've been taking loads of drugs and I think I've lost the plot.
I'm about to go out and look for a runt to heem.

Hope you enjoy this video of me punching the wall hard as fuck

vid.me/EY50

fuck no
why

Roll over to your other side and try to get back to sleep, you've got work in the morning for god's sake.

>Hey user, have you seen

>No

>What? But it has in

>Idk who that is

>Omg, guess its a generation thing har har har. Guess this is where we differ har har. Cos I was born 5 whole years earlier than you we thus experienced entirely differing cultures and have no overlap. Le generation gap.

>I've heard of it I just never watched it. Anyway it came out in 1982 before you were even born.

>...... le wrong generation. You 90's kids har har har.

>He Said Yes

Get nervous and ask her to leave

annoyed you made all the effort and forgot to bring tendies

sister puncher?

*punts your runt cage*

Quiet down in there!

Anyway so I was saying Deano.....

please dont hurt your hand

never happened

>why do leftists look the exact same in every country?

Low testosterone in the womb

*escapes runt cage*

hahah this is fucking COMEDY GOLD

This is a cheers cat

He will be invigorating you this whole day and night

does anyone have that long copypasta about when the guy has his bollocks destroyed by the truck in the nice attack? that shit was so funny

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>work in 20 hours

Delete this like you did the last one lad nobody gives a shit

Yeah I have it. Just reading it again now, it is quite funny.

I need to

Absolute banter

not a word

had the new gf round to mine to watch a film and we actually watched a film and didn't have sex

cleaned the flat for nothing

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wish i looked like this

YOURE A BIG GUY

FOR YOU

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just finished absolutely pwning some n00bz on Titanfall 2

Sucked my mate off for a dare once

this is your home

*put you in*

might play some dead space

>You install the Juicero® app on your phone and create a user account
>You connect the Juicero® juicer to your Wi-Fi and add it to your Juicero® account
>You order Juicero® Produce Packs™ using the Juicero® app
>Every Juicero® Produce Pack™ has a unique QR code printed on it
>After ordering, these codes are added to your Juicero® account
>When you insert the Produce Pack™ into the Juicero® juicer, it reads the QR code and verifies online that the Produce Pack™ is in your Juicero® account and is not past the expiry date
>After squeezing, the code for the Produce Pack™ is marked as used
>You remove the Produce Pack™ from the Juicero® juicer, wash it and send it back for recycling
>The Juicero® app can automatically order new Produce Packs™ based on your preferences, as well as shipping labels for returned Produce Packs™
>Additionally, if a product recall is issued, e.g. in case of a bad ingredient, all affected Produce Packs™ in your Juicero® account will be automatically disabled to ensure your safety and health

Didn't realised I'd posted in a ten minute old thread did I lad haha

Anyway Ivan mate when does Mr Romanov let you clock off?

did they really say le generation gap? weird

just invented a new juicer lads

Put fruit in the top.
Dilute with water

Hate that the infestation has finally reached Northern Ireland. Utterly repulses me. Hope Troubles kick off again so the rats will flee the sinking ship.

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fucking hell they must have built this company and knocked that shit out in about 2 weeks

Chinks are beyond human

good lad?

me in the picture

Business idea: relocate the Palestinians to Australia

Blade Runner is good though

west sussex is literally the goat county when you think about it

>not poorthern
>densely populated without being a 3rd world shithole like london
>not full of inbeds like kent to the east or devon or cornwall to the far west
>overall loads of really pretty places and scenery, including based arundel in the op pic where you wouldn't think twice is you saw a hobbit walk past

only counties that maybe come close are hampshire or wiltshire, but even then hampshire is is a bit of a shithole and wiltshire is quite far out