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'The Green Brain' edition.
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anime

anime

kelv

susan

suicide editio lol

anyways I'm gonna wank

Is suicide lad still in this thread? It's not to late lad just tell me where you live and I'll get an ambulance, your young mate things might look bleak now but you've got no idea where you'll be in a years time, life is like that man, please don't do it.

>he lives near a mobile phone mast

pineal gland: sold to the highest bidder

Very curious to see what happens in the suicide lad arc

The writers at /brit/ are certainly earning their pay

is the lad who wants to buy an mx5 still here

quick tell suicidelad all the things he has to look forward to in the future

I prefer the pakipoo show
much more relaxed, safe and predictable

this

terrible waste of life 2bh

Im Jin-ah

>pours ketchup all over myself

doin a 'cide lads ahaha x

not anime

good post

h-hey a-user.

w-would you like to... uhh...

nevermind its a stupid idea you wouldn't like it

>why yes i do see a young teenage lad killing himself as a story arc

it's always "cute" or "pretty"

never "handsome"

>awkward
>can visibly see teeth
shan't

half tempted to stab myself live on /brit/

fuck off
such babies, go back 2 reddit or kids help line
hope he dies

space programme on channel 4 lids

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No no ... please, tell me what's on your mind

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>fuck off
>such babies, go back 2 reddit or kids help line
>hope he dies

new bf lads

youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

>space programme on channel 4 lids

Oi suicidelad give us an update

at least you're not an ugly mong like me

everything is a story arc
reality isn't real
everything is just me

i know a thing or two about cuts, and I can say for a fact this mong is not bleeding heavily enough to bleed out

if its even real blood, he just split a vein or two
what a flid

VERY uncomfy /brit/ tonight

I remember when I turned 13 and realised the world didn't revolve around my perspective

Marxist ideology distilled into pure hat form

fuck off you slanty eyed gook, get out of my house immediately and don't you dare go near my dog

kind of inspired by suicidelad tbqh

>liveblogging your 'cide on /brit/

>and don't you dare go near my dog

You lads are actually just my subconscious mind entertaining me as I sit in a psych ward somewhere.

What's it like being in my head

to do the same thing since /brit/ is easily tricked by corn starch, water, and red food colouring?

Everything that happens in this universe is simply a vision, a story invented by my brain. This universe, and everything in it only exists within my mind, and when I die, it too will cease to exist

a choon to distract youtu.be/Jh1XNjd_HN0

*takes a pill in ibiza*

haha what am i like

very VERY reddit post

don't do a 'cide
do a cide' !

>i know a thing or 2 about cuts

...

psychologytoday.com/blog/media-spotlight/201605/can-celebrity-suicides-lead-copycat-deaths

High profile suicides always cause more suicides

its ogre

woah I love science now!

anyone ever attempted a 'cide?

edgy

>Me when I see a new /brit/ thread

'cide lad you still around?
call 999

>people actually believe this

would be pretty stupid

if someone called the police they can easily trace you from your IP on your post and if they turn up and you're not bleeding out you'll get arrested for wasting police time

is meido doragon actually any good?
i do like dumb anime like umaru

nah to actually kill myself

I guarantee you he;s not bleeding out, He's just bleeding

at worst he'll wake up tomorrow with a headche

fuck off
encouraging suicide is Sup Forums culture

gonna do a cheeky roll

>scientist can't even buy the right sized placard

>environmental racism

what

currently at the train tracks trying to amp myself up to put my head on the tracks and have a swift death

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>ending a sentence with a preposition

Just a bit of banter innit

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NEED an oriental bug eyed gf

>protest about science (whatever the fuck that means)
>4 out of 5 things that runt is whining about has nothing do with science

ahh

stop

us cosmics fan ww@

post location/train station so when you stop posting we can see if it was legit

youtube.com/watch?v=4jcI4QMOiWY
relaxin' uh uh

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You know what? Fuck off, seriously, this isn't "le epic internet hate box", a member of our community has been driven to attempt to take his own life and you're just going to sit there being edgy as fuck? Fuck you man.

I'm being hunted by a paramilitary there is no stopping mate it's this or get tortured to death

Good move desu

>fuck off

>encouraging suicide is Sup Forums culture

>Sup Forums culture

nobody denies climate change, the debate is the extent to which humans influence it

and the rest of that is complete nonsense

"""""scientist"""""

>what a flid

Hello 1970s school bully

what the fuck are you on about mate
how old are you

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>gas liquid and solid are the only states of matter

WRONG

>new left postcolonialism and critical theory are science

hmmm. havin a think about this one

im not being edgy, just think someone who wants to kill themselves, then thats their right.

plus I seriously doubt any of this real, judging by the volume of blood he showed(not a lot)

so you fuck off you whiny bitch

Seen you post this before. Will be keeping an eye on you son.

Here's a vid of a guy who desperately DOES NOT want to die

if this is real don't do it mate. dunno how to convince you because i don't know your circumstances but you'll find something.

Absolutely no chance you autists will phone the police
I have LVF looking me I can't walk down the street without looking over my shoulder.
I'm 22

really want right now

Dropping out of Uni was the best thing I ever did, god damn

the nigger forgot plasma and BECs

Lad if you just live stream it I will happily give you the encouragement you need to better yourself. You can do it.

what the utter fuck is this shit

I thought this march was about climate and environmental science