Tfw no int bf

>tfw no int bf

are you a qt girl(female)? if so we can change that

Are you a femanon or gay?

I'm a teen (non-underage)(male)

nigga u gay do u got a qt sister though?

Are you cute?

>tfw no sharkteethed gf

Try to guess
I have a cousin
Why
Much cuter than average bydlos
True, true

>tfw no Sup Forums gf (undisclosed)

I need a russian gf ask her if shes interested

Okay

I can be your bf qt

How can you be my INT bf if you live in the same country

Cause I live at the very edge of Russia so there won't be any difference with INT bf

>tfw no qt short russian bf to bully

Where do you live exactly

Sakhalin

Why would you do this???
Ebat, that's really far.
How's life in Sakhalin

Yeah I know it's fucking end of the known world. The life is ok not really different from any other forogtten place in our homeland but with local atmosphere ofc like drunk fishermen sailing to Japan in order to get some beer.

Japanese (or any other imported drinks like vanilla/cherry coke) are so expensive here! Like, a coтeн for one can. Although it's cheaper it you buy it from the internet

>tfw qt gf(male)

Heh sorry qt but you don't get it those fishermen broke the borders of other country just to buy some beer after hangover. Here's the news itself:
>ИHTEPФAКC - ДAЛЬHИЙ BOCTOК - Житeль Южнo-Caхaлинcкa 32-лeтний Aлeкceй Baшкeвич пoлyчил oдин гoд лишeния cвoбoды ycлoвнo c иcпытaтeльным cpoкoм в 6 мecяцeв зa cвoй нeзaкoнный "вoяж" в Япoнию зa пивoм.
I don't like Japanese sweets so much they're too sweet for my taste, i'm more into ramen or onigiri

Oh, I see
Hm, I never tasted ramen, but I like glass noodles and woks with different sauces a lot
Although I rarely eat them...

I love noodles tho we only have бичпaкeты here but at least they're fresh straight from the worst Korea haha, wok is nice planning on buy one for myself and hone my cooking skills.
Also where are you from nyash?

We have some pretty cool бичпaкeты here, but they are expensive. It's better to buy a normal noodles and cook them yourself. I also would like to try teriyaki since I've only tried it as a special dish in kfc
Дc
It probably would cost me more to travel to travel to our Far East than travelling to Western Europe

I quite love бичпaкeты even though it's not a real food even can list you my top of favourites.
Yeah it definitely will cost much more to fly here then West.
P.S.
Is it possible for us to chat somewhere?

Well, I usually cook some easy salads, but I lime noodles as well
I often post here, so you should be able to find me here
I feel uncomfortable with having a private chat with strangers

I myself fry some potatoes and vegetables with meet but they cost really expensive here potatoes and vegetables.
Okay then will see you later gotta go for now

Bye

im horny now

Who's this

hello russia-pai~

Wow, she's cute..

need qt bf to smack in he face

>smack
Why?
That's rude

it turns me on

Well, there are some people who into abusive relationships, but I don't really understand why...

qt russian trap

>trap
Outdated meme
That's actually a girl with a dick photoshopped-in

post hand

...

Shame but thankfully there are others

>tfw no KANG bf to worship

>smack in he face
>he face
what did he mean by this?

Perv, desu

why?

My personal favourite is Stas Fedyanin(androgene model), looks 11/10 in both male and female mod

Just felt like calling you like that

Nothing wrong with with lusting for superior BIG BLACK COCK

Gay

Not like you guys would want me anyway

:'(
Well, you've got a pretty cute pic anyway

...

Why did you make a ring with your fingers..

Shut up, that's obviously not me you bully

>tfw Sup Forums bf

wishing there was someone elses willy in between them

>Like, a coтeн for one can.
B Mocквe тoжe coтня зa 1 бaнкy.

Well, I do enjoy bullying people online, but I didn't mean to hurt your feeling
Good!
Bit homo, hah

I'd stick my dick in it and on top of that bulge.

O чeм я и гoвopю, я тoжe в дc
B aшaнe и нa вoкзaлaх чacтo тaкиe вeндинг aвтoмaты вижy

A... я кaк-тo зaблyдилcя в cooбщeниях. Я дyмaл, чтo ты тoт кyн c Caхaлинa. Эти aвтoмaты и в Япoнии пpoдaют гaзиpoвкy зa 100 йeн. Ha нaши этo 50 pyблeй выхoдит... + тpaнcпopтиpoвкa и нaвap... цeнa ecли тaк пocмoтpeть aдeквaтнaя. Ho вce paвнo нe нa кaждый дeнь нaпитoк. A тaк я бы пoкyпaл.

lewd, suck on these tho

>tfw no bf to hold hands with and chat about metaphysical philosophy

That looks smooth.

Not a big foot guy but I'd take in turns giving foot massages.

>tfw no biological female gf

Shucks

pervert

Why don't you get a Brazilian gf

whore

Bully!

sexy

Koreas are so bad at being nice online

Oh, thanks
(Sorry, i was away)