Dubs decides my tinder bio

Dubs decides my tinder bio

black men only

Looking for a hung guy to fuck me as I fuck my girlfriend, hmu

Hey, ladies. I'm fun, outgoing, and overall a swell guy. Also, I eat ass and if you can't handle that then swipe left.

I want to watch you get railed by nigger dick

: trump voter

I'm a faggot virgin

Identifies as Pluto

looking to marry

HELLO, WE HAVE A WINNER

Adolf did nothing wrong

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I'm about to make a tinder myself. Dubs decides my tinder bio. Please be funny.

>cricket wireless service
Jeez, you forgot to include your cuckoldry fetish in the bio, too

Registered Sex offender

I'm poor lol

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You already have the perfect bio, it seems. Checked

Needs both of these somehow I'm a poor registered sex offender

virgin

Come the fuck on...

stop it man, just stop it

I love sucking Zoro's dick

gas the jews

OP here. Would consider me average or below average looking? Based off my picture

Fuckboy/10

I'm not a fuckboy. Do I really look like one?

Yes

yes

I rape penguins for a living

Goddamn it

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Hey ladies!
Just got out of prison and ready to prove that life is NOT over after being labeled a "sexual predator".

I enjoy gaming, collecting trading cards, collecting swords, and I hope I can volunteer at the special needs school after the incident.

Looking to find a girl to have casual sex-must be submissive and willing to dress in children's clothing