>Be me >Have sister, 12yo >She's cute, likes same shit as me >She slept with me because "monsters" >M'kay.avi >Set her up a blanket and pillow next to me (king bed etc etc) >I lay down, she clings to me "for safety and you're warm user" >Whatever.jpg >Sleepmode activated >Never dreamt like this but had dreams of toying with and fucking her like nothing else >Wake up >niggawhut.mp4 >She's straddled herself on my leg during the night, kinda mewling to herself. >My leg has been used to please her, cool
Pic unrelated, a club sandwich I made today. Love from Australia So how was your day Sup Forums
Daniel Taylor
Shit story but nice sandwich I guess
Christian Lewis
shits burnt user 2/10
Joseph Anderson
Never been an author. Was a pretty good sandwich, hadnt eaten until then and it was like 3pm
Lucas Perez
"Extra crispy"
Isaac Walker
"Extra burnt" That shits darker than fingering your pet dog and finding your mums wedding ring up there
Zachary Lee
what's wrong with that?
Liam Howard
About as much as what's wrong with that sandwich. For god's sake user sort your shit out, that sandwich could win a rekt thread
Jose Brown
Tell more about the sandwich.
Logan Carter
That sandwich looks great, where did you get that?
Isaac Ward
Describe how you made that sandwich. Ingredients etc.
Zachary Bell
Bump
Luis Bell
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Aiden Sanders
I-is that normal sister stuff? I don't have a sister ;-;
Dominic Gonzalez
I'm just here for the sandwich
Adrian James
No. OP is a pedo.
Or an abo. But bottom line is he is a pedo
Easton Hughes
Abbos can't type, you retard. Nor can they cook. Literally worse than niggers and wagon-burners. >t. syrupnigger who deals with wagon-burners daily
Adam Lee
Bump
Brayden Howard
Aahahaha holy shit retard you left the EXIF data in your photo. This is going on your Facebook
Jason Young
>younger sister does shit to you while you're sleeping >makes a shit burger >somehow a Pedo
How could such a travesty happen? OP is clearly a pedophile who KNEW that his younger sister wanted to fool around with his leg while he was asleep. He wanted it.
You could almost say that he was ASKING for it. What a fucking manwhore.
But seriously, what the fuck is wring with you OP? That burger is shit tier, no-waifu for laifu. Get your shit together, Man.
Adrian Parker
What are syrupniggers and wagon-burners? I can't keep up with this summer lingo
Lincoln King
that's gotta be the funniest summer shit i've read all... well... summer. top kek m8
Henry Torres
Would you like some chips with that wooden board?
Jaxon Turner
Syrupnigger: a Canadian. Wagon-burner: a very old-timey word for Native Americans/Injuns.
Asher Hernandez
You threw that shit out and just ate the board right?
