Teleports behind you

>Teleports behind you
>"This is personal user"
>Slaps your ass
>"Damn user your ass jiggles just like a girls"

What do Sup Forums ?

get on all fours and become this superior man's slave.

Post more black studs please

come at me

Fight him. I'll go down fighting.

You fucking faggot.

That's why I carry.

Teleporting black men?

Wow fucking edgelord wannabe tough guys stfu losers hahahaha

Steroids and gynecomasta.. even an asian got biggest balls than him

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

I want him to bend me over and spank me for being a bad girl

turn around, punch him HARD

he gets mad, because i punched him

his % hp drops from 100 to 96%

he hits me

its super effective, my nose is bleeding

i cry and run away , ass jiggling with every step

>take off prosthetic butt
>show him that it is filled with pudding
>begin to eat my afternoon snack
>mfw I'm eating pudding from an artificial ass.

Kek

Slap his ass

Bend over and spread my cheeks

Nigga, he'd just teleport through the bullets. You're gonna get fucked.

Shit my pants and he wont want to fuck

Magically create a gun from universe-stuff and shoot him.

If he can teleport, I can hammerspace.

Just mozambique drill that faggot

Tell the owner

this.

moar pls

Ask him where I can acquire the knowledge and power to fucking teleport

Kek

...

give him a plastic surgeon's business card to fix his gynocomastia. those boobs are icky looking.

Tell Hume we'll start with me sucking his dick. Then I rip the cock and balls off with teeth.

Sqwats and poops

Samefag

I would suck his cock :)

Samefag

...

I laughed

> ask that he smells his slap Hand
> no girlie Ass Flower odour
> vault dweller Ass Sweat
> Nothing Personal, Mr. N.
> Tip Fedora
> waddle back to basement

Newfag