Why is water considered gay?

Why is water considered gay?

because you drink it

Faggots have pre-marital anal sex in it

This is the single most autistic thread on Sup Forums right now.

Well now that you showed up

There was an attempt

I don't get it

Here's a cure for your faggotry OP

baby brains

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Damn bro, are you a son of Byzantium fighting Persians from your dromon?

Because you just spit fucking fire.

bazinga!

water is on a spectrum Sometimes its a gas , fluid or solid. It has three genders.

because it's polar
polar bears are... bears
bears are gay

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Fish fuck in it.

Fish fuck in it

Nice try. Beat you to it, fag.

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Because the oceans and lakes are chock full of whale and fish cum. That's actually why the oceans are salty.

Because the central O atom has two sigma bonds to H atoms and has two lone electron pairs. The atomic structure forms a tetrahedral shape where the lone pairs repel the sigma-bonded H atoms, pushing them closer together. The H-O-H bond angle is ~109.5 degrees.
So that is why water is considered not-straight (which is 180 degrees), and is therefore gay.

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what
i guess he did if you are that defensive

because it's not bourbon.

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ITS BECAUSE ALL HOMOS DRINK WATER U DUM DUM

so do all straight people tho

How does it move like that without any sound?

Certain people should not have access to a computing device.