Fluffy thread

Fluffy thread
Old Thread: (reached bump limit)

okay. I am finishing another request now.

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I can't believe this is still a thing. I mean, have mcgowmcgow, wolfram, carpdime, etc posted at all in the last few months? I can't even access the front page of the 'booru.

Why can't you? Maybe you are accesing to a wrong link.

Well, McGonagall hasn't posted in a month, Carpdime in 10 months.

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bump

rip

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Banned.

Janther, is that you?

yeah, sure.

Ye it's me.

fucking bronies again, you know what to do anond lets have some fun

I heard you caused a lot of unnecessary drama and no longer welcome on the booru. Tough luck, but boy was I glad that I wasn't around for your autistic freak outs.

Prove it.

fuk of m8
dont you realize i was joking

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well, how surprising, one of those drawings i made today

Derpbastian here.

Nice drawing bro! I like it.

Nope, not Janther. Just someone who got tired of pumpiikin's faggotry and told him to fuck off and die. At that point I was banned by his buttbuddy wetfluff 'till goddamn 2019.

CC2 sorry about before went too go cook food and just got back and noticed the thread died with this new one up

-J

I was the one who requested it

Derpbastian here.

Thou art forgiven, bro.

thanks! i uploaded them to the booru, and i'm doing more requests
Pumpiikin can go fuck himself
thanks to him people think we jack off to this

im open to more requests
op's pic related is the last request i got

I am half-tempted to make a shit edit involving drowning.

c'mon guys, we need more shitposters, we need more fluffies

welcome back CC2, did you get a chance to read the story before the last thread went down?

fuck off
you only make us look worse
lets hope janitors get the point and delete that shit for being outside their containment board

I get tired of hearing about hellgremlins, but at least I try not to piss off the autistic staff that will ban you for the slightest criticism against their half-assed faggotry bullshit.

>Look yonder over your yard
>See with great pleasure your plan has succeeded.
>Flashback to yesterday

>Get home from work
>Yard covered in shit
>Flowers eaten
>Bushes chowed on
>Those fuckers even ate the roses
>You see them lying on the ground around the tree in the centre of the yard. They haven't noticed you yet.
>You duck into the garage and grab the high pressure washer hoser and step outside the side door. You take aim and the smarty in the centre that's noticed you and barely got "DIS SMAWTY WA" before getting a faceful of water.
>You spraw back and forth, drenching everything.
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>SCREEEEEEEEE
>BAD WAWA GIB WUWST HUWTIES
>MEAN MUNSTAH GIB BAD WAW HUWTIES
>SO ON AND FORTH
>Goddamnit. Scaredy shit everywhere.
>You spray your yard down, along with the fluffies.
>You put the hose away.
>The things are still chirping away about bad wawa. You grab a branch and smack the smarty.
>"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY YARD!"
>"SMAWTY WAND NAO! TAKE SKETTIES FROM MEAN MUNSTAH!"
>Smack him again, harder.
>"Shutup. If you don't answer my questions you'll get more sorry sticks. If you answer them, I'll let you dry off and leave and won't give you all forever sleepies. Understand?"
>It chirps and nods slowly, barely able to move under it's water logged weight.
>"Why the fuck are you in my yard?"
>"Take yawd for hewd! Gib hoomin fowevew sweepies and take sketties!"
>"Are you going to leave?"
>"SMAWTY NEVAH WEAVE!"
>Alright. So we do it this way. You grab them one by one, and drop over your back fence. They squish and flop around, eventually drying off enough to wander away.
>You spend the evening preparing a surprise.
>You build a small ramp, and but a bunch of cylindrical holes in it and place a mess of yarn at the bottom.

>Back to today
>Lots of back hoofs are kicking helplessly in the air.
>Lots of crying and crying and "HUU-HUU"'s.
>Lots of chirping babies and foals completely stuck in the hole.

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kek

how does shitposting in a thread that's not being cleaned up make us look worse?

That's nice. I think you can guess I won't be coming back in 2019. Nor will I be checking every damn day to see if that little faggot has lifted my ban.

you are shitposting with fluffies
guess what

yeah, im using the booru but if anything happens Sup Forums is the best place for posting fluffies

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Dude, I'm not going to be polite and respectful on a board that's for torturing cartoon ponies. Enjoy your dead 'booru.

vidyagaem 2much4babbeh

in a brony thread, guess how this whole fandom started, now join or stay here

I don't get the drowning. Is there some meta about fluffies drowning?

Instead of shitposting fluffies in that thread, why not post in here? Don't let this thread die and by the way, those /mlp/ faggots will get banned for posting outside their own board anyway.

There was this dude who had a couple of "squickbox" requests, but I'm not sure if you're up to that.

i know, but oh well
i dont think so
maybe they are too sensitive for it
also they are too fucking stupid
they get drowned easily
and their fluff is too heavy when wet, so they can't even swim

hasn't happened yet, mods suck ass anyway so it probably won't for a while, besides I'm having fun

Nah. I'm not gonna beg for fucking fluffy gore. Not *that* into it. Guess it's time to move on and find something else.

no thanks, i dont like squickbox

Dude. If you don't follow the rules then what is the point in being this salty? Booru is still alive and kicking, so I'll enjoy it for now.

Well.... they're stupid enough to be uh... "placebo-ed" enough to drown themselves.

Just read this to know up to what point: fluffybooru.org/post/view/40955

I don't blame you. Unfortunately I'm a bit burned out of ideas right now; I'll get back to you tomorrow if I have any by then. Props to you for being an user who delivers.

What fucking rules? There are entire threads sometimes that are filled with worse than what I said and nothing ever came of it.

Nah, I'm pretty sure ponyfucker has an in with what passes for administration and that's why I was banned. They even marked it as "spam" of all stupid fucking things.

This is why these threads end up dying.

yeah, no problem, it's 2:00 AM where i live and i dont want to draw more tbh

>>no rules
>>fluffybooru.org/misc.php?q=rules

Are you fucking blind or just stupid?

Hai, an sowy fow ask bu... wat am sqwikbauks?

They end up dying because most of the new content is shit, actually. gr1m is the only new artist doing anything worthwhile. carnivorous duck has the technique down but little in the way of good ideas.

we just had like 3 threads that hit post limit, and it's late at night, the threads gonna be slow anyway and i don't see you making any contributions, how about a story? plenty of new writers been cropping up these days

It's fluffy images that try to discomfort people with sexual things

(sorry im bored)

>boilerplate rules

>that are almost never fucking enforced

Yeah...About being "stupid"...

someone said that he would make a chris-chan story (he takes a herd of fluffies to his home) in my chris-chan fluffy post

made up bullshit that some pervert is trying to force into a new genre

It's 2 am where I am too. The benefits to being a NEET lol.

no one wants to do porn except pumpiikin

Sounds like it's more fit for a sub gebre of weirdbox, perhaps?

yeah, pretty much.i think im just going to watch yt

idk tbh
it is cringe after all
and its disgusting

Same thing happened to me. Fucking bullshit pyramid hierarchy. But for some reason I went back on yesterday and suddenly I can again.

If I had a scanner, I would try my hand at drawing. I did some stories, but the ending was lackluster with everyone on the booru, so I ended up scrapping it.
I guess that is true for some people on here. I am thinking of releasing a story onto the booru, I just need to make some finishing touches and it'll be ready.

weirdbox is for humor and absurdity though, it's just porn tbh

awww :(

>fluffybooru.org/misc.php?q=rules
>>forgets about the terms (fluffybooru.org/terms.htm)
>>boiler plate rules

So I guess you are fucking stupid.

Eh, eventually the faggots who run the website will get bored and one day it'll disappear. They can suck someone's dick for a little rush of power somewhere else.

Honestly, I'm hoping the internet will be dead by then. It's fuckhorrible now.

It isn't really porn. Porn is supposed to be enjoyable, this "squickbox" stuff is supposed to disturb and disgust. Which admittedly is very subjective.

>the terms copied wholesale from an image sharing website

>completely unrelated to the 'booru

The person that is dumb in this scenario is still you, user.....

which is why i call it porn since 9/10 people will see it as fluffy porn

if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's a duck

The website that the booru is hosted on follows those terms, so I believe it is related. I guess the dumb fuck is you in this case?

hey is the fuzzy red around?

Raptorfluff here! Taking a couple simple requests, and I also lined and colored an earlier request.
ask away boys!

user, none of that makes a goddamn bit of difference if those same rules are ignored 90% of the time. This is the same reason Sup Forums chuggs a load of dick, btw.

Selective enforcement.

just draw anything that comes to mind so we can avoid this thread from being derailed

awww thats cute

good stuff

Can I request you never draw gay shit like this again

>doubledubs
checked but no kek

Oh my god, that looks amazing, I love what you did with my request.

I don't have too many ideas today, unfortunately.

Poof!
Dragons are now canon to fluffyverse.

anytime.

does this suit your needs?

i will accept this wholeheartedly

Since I was watching the Deer Hunter earlier today, I'd appreciate a fluffy playing Russian Roulette.

Were you the one who requested that last thread? If you are, I'm sorry, i forgot to do it

No prob.

coming right up! once I find my fuckin pencil.

not his lucky day I guess...

Thanks man.

Fluffy with a tin can for a hat.

Is there a fluffy abuse tag on derpibooru?

I would like to request a dancing foal that is about to get stepped on, if he doesn't do his "best dancies".