Wanna hear about my shit day at work today?

Wanna hear about my shit day at work today?

>be me
>work for a temp agency from time to time doing IT shit
>Get an email about a job
>$20/hr to install ram
>that is literally the job description
>fuck yes
>get call 2 days ago for briefing on job
>apparently the previous ram tech had a family emergency and couldn't finish, so I'm finishing up for her
>holy shit females can install ram?
>she didn't finish 9 computers and they need me to do it the next day
>lol guess they can't
>OkSureIGuess.wav
>This shouldn't be too hard
>Turns out I'm upgrading all Target computers to 16 gb of ram

Cont?

nah

No thanks.

Do it faggot

Brendan?

no

Ok I won't

eh okay

eh why not

continue brendan.

just go on mdfk

brendan got spooked

RIP Brendan.

Ok cool

>get to Target
>no idea what I'm doing
>ask to talk to manager
>manager hands me a box with about 80 ram sticks in it
>gives me a list of all the computers/registers I need to upgrade
>didn't read any of the procedures I was supposed to the day before
>walk up to first register
>realize I forgot to read procedure on how to open the fucking thing so I can get to the ram part inside
>ohfuck.jpg
>see no screws
>no levers
>It's just a solid box
>start panicking
>oh wait I have the schematics on my phone
>phone is dead
>fuck
>it's been 30 minutes
>need to look busy
>stare intently at register to give the appearance that I'm studying it while waiting for phone to charge
>grab screwdriver
>there's about a 3 inch opening between the register and the back of the wall it's resting against
>take screwdriver and insert it into hole
>start banging screwdriver on inside of hole
>target employees look at me funny but don't say anything
>they think i'm hacking the mainframe

cont

Brendan lives!

yeah

Kek

Keep going OP

Getting interesting. Continue user

> previous ram tech
Loving this keep going op

Hacking the mainframe... well I guess technically you are.

what a load of shit. target would not sell you that much ram at once, they limit it to like 8 sticks.

Type faster Brendan.

Are you dumb?

Kek

Double kek

>>start banging screwdriver on inside of hole
not that kind of ram, OP

Brendan is my autistic room mate

>phone finally charges and I can see the schematics to the registers
>figure out how to open the shit
>holy shit is it obnoxious
>The motherboard is actually another smaller box that slides out of the bigger box
>The wires inside are literally moms spaghetti
>with dust as the sauce
>in order to remove the smaller box, you have to remove all the wires on the inside
>There is about 3 inches of clearance so you have to do it blind
>It's annoying but doable
>all except the fucking VGA cable
>Little screws that keep them connected to the monitor have not been moved in probably years
>rusted shut
>They are fucking IMPOSSIBLE to turn via hand
>There is not enough space to use a screwdriver
>Use the flat part of my phone charger to turn the shit
>it was the most autistic thing I've ever done

cont

I don't think you understand what autism is

But keep going

People just use autism as a slang word for retarded now.

A slang word for another slang word that's edgy

Well that's autistic.

>Get all computers on my list done after about 5 hours
>Call my team
>"Hey all the computers are done, can i go home"
>"My system is telling me that some computers aren't done"
>"Which ones?"
>Proceeds to list every computer that I just worked on
>"Sir, I'm sure I upgraded the ram in each of those machines"
>"Well reboot it, and upload a picture of the BIOS showing that all 16 gigs are on the system"
>"Ok"
>Goes back to first register
>Realize I never checked the ram on any of the computers after upgrading
>open the first register bios
>it still says 4 gigs
>wtf
>Check ram sticks
>They are definitely installed
>wtf is going on
>do some digging
>realize the ram I was given was the previous ram tech's OLD ram
>Also realize that the office gave me the list of computers that were done, not ones that I needed to do
>I just undid every computer that the previous tech did and it took me 5 hours

cont

Oh shit retarded is an actual word, wtf is wrong with me

no shit

retarded isn't slang. it's an out-of-date medical term.

slang is slang for shortened language

yikes holy shit that is fucking impressive. Do you have relatives who work for Exxon Mobil or BP?

I just realized that, how embarrassing

Yeah it's been a long day

I would have just quietly walked out and moved towns.

I don't think you understand what autism is

But keep going

Jesus, dude come on...

At least OP is typing fast I'm vested.

Out of date? since when? Doesn't it pretty much just mean "Slow of the mind"

It triggers normalfags.

Nice job fuckhead
Now what?

Yeah it's an actual word, I always thought was slang.
Turns out to actually be an adjective.

Fleedle!! XD cont OP

just gonna point out the last 4 digits

This turned out to be somewhat interesting.

What is normal?

I hope OP is still here, I like this story

Hurry op, my dick is getting soft

Me too user, me too...

these days it's being gay, having blue hair, hating white people (especially males), and being a cuck

that seems pretty excessive considering they probably just use them to keep records and shit. Also that shouldn't be too much of a job to install it in the PCs, I could probably finish one upgrade in under five minutes as long as the cases aren't a pain in the ass to get into then maybe 10-15 minutes Really they should just upgrade to SSDs, I did where I work and the PCs boot up and access local files at least 3X as fast as a HDD

>Begin redoing all the computers
>Don't mention to company that I'm retarded
>Continue working all all the computers
>Get them done much quicker this time because I know how to do it now
>Finish in 2 hours tops
>Call office
>"Hey I'm done now, ran into a couple technical difficulties but I managed to overcome them"
>"Ok"
>He checks his system
>"I'm still seeing some computers undone, looks like you have some more"
>"Which ones? I did every one on the list."
>Proceeds to list every register in the entire store.
>I contemplate suicide
>I want you to picture target
>I want you to think of all the computers you see in that fucking store
>I had to do all of them
>I was supposed to leave 3 hours ago

cont

In the end somebody walks a dinosaur.
You're a retarded

> After 5 hours of undoing the work, I was tired as fuck
>Ask the chief If I can go home now. I'm not even asking to pay for my work anymore
>He said: "no. suck my hairy balls you little sissy faggot"
>So i got on my knees and start to suck him off real slow
>He started to breath heavy
>I grabbed his cock and started to suck on in too
>Chief then put out of his pocket 20$ and slapped me with it

cont

>I was supposed to leave 3 hours ago

$20 is $20

Just look on Facebook, your local grocery store, etc.

I don't think you understand what autism is

But keep going

Jesus, dude come on...

Dude you're being paid right? Unless this is below your usual earnings I'd say be happy to be working

>Faggot detected
>Not OP

Picture every computer in Target... like 8. At least where I'm from.

Post your fantasies somewhere else

not MY op!

This post gave me a little electric tingly feeling. Spooky stuff ya goober.

I don't even know how to respond to that

fucking summerfag

Why did it give you such a feeling?

>The wires inside are literally moms spaghetti
>with dust as the sauce
so like this?

>I was supposed to leave 3 hours ago
>Work shit temp job
>Cry about working
classic millennial

Fuck you satan I am of age to be on here

Working to live is better than living to work wouldn't you agree?

Because i know what you mean. There is a normal state out there, however relative the word normal is. And sometimes i peek at it, and spooks me that i dont live there.

Don't know about him but I agree.

user learned about porn from google images

just hang yourself

Do you think the inside my Xbox one console looks like that? I bought it back in 2013 or so, never cleaned it

Wtf are you on about?

probably so

Cum on it and eat the dust.

why the fuck did they ask you to do it if you had no idea how to do it? Don't you have an IT department for that? If not they need to hire/contract one out because if everyonee did their own IT work nothing will get done.

sorry, but that's not my box

but tomorrow is another surprise

Jesus Christ

they gave him instructions to follow in this part of the story

Is actually a true story. Gonna warn you now, there's no big ending, just more shit

>Continue working on computers
>I'm determined to get this shit done
>Starting to get really sweaty in my button down in the warm environment
>quickly realize I forgot to put on deodorant this morning
>fuck
>grab deodorant from store
>put that shit on in the bathroom
>move on to the electronics department computers
>somewhat happy I can talk to other computer nerds
>see one guy back there
>slightly older guy back there (mid 30's maybe)
>talk with him about the job
>the difficulty of it
>why the company wants 16gb of ram on store computers in the first place, etc
>the guy is great.
>we make nerd jokes and talk nerd shit
>At one point I say
>"Yeah man, I'm opening these computers up and most of them are older than me"
>He looks me dead in the eye
>"I'm not impressed?"
>"W. . .what?"
>" 'These computers are older than me' . . .I'm not impressed"
>Autism kicks into maxidrive
>get very defensive
>"WELL IT'S TRUE"
>suddenly it's very quiet
>customers and employees are starting at me
>realize I screamed that
>silently turn away and go back to my computer

cont

>11 y/o
>optomist
>thinks arguing online will get somewhere

Aah, just like the computers out in a warehouse just use some canned air to blow it out and it'll be good to go, just do it outside unless you like pneumoconiosis

>Autism kicks into maxidrive
Tampon-level autism.

Sounds like you are having a very autistic day mate. I've had those days before. Shitty autistic sperg tard burger days. Those days are the worst. Cheer up user, and also CONTINUE the story ;)

...

Yeah but they should have made sure he knew them before working on them. Giving computer hardware (especially RAM) to someone who knows little about pc buildiing/maintenance is like throwing it away. ESD could fry all the chips because he wont ground himself while working on it

>those last 2 lines

Lol you are basically a robot Asian who has been set on a manual labor task. Dumb nigger

There is this ancient greek technique where you visualize what positive events will happen but also what negative ones will occur. You then come up with solutions to those possible negative situations. Wish I could find it again, very thought provoking

ignoring your shitty post...
nice 00 dubs

What imaginary world do you live in? Have you ever seen the fuckwits working on server hardware under warranty? Dell, Lenovo, HP etc. all pay about $20 a job... That's a job, not per hour, per fucking job. You think they're getting NASA scientists replacing critical parts in servers and shit? Nope its the stoner down the road who will work for peanuts.

Fuck are you even on about cunt you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Replacing RAM is literally monkey work.

Oh I don't know much about computer technology