Prove you're not a robot

Prove you're not a robot.

I...I'm not I swear

Your doubles say otherwise..

Who, me?

I am a robot.

Dubs are robots?

Hang on I gotta get rid of all the magnets in the room first.

robots
king of robots


also, im not arobot beep boop

I'm watching...always watching.

Is this some sort of black m-magic?

Trips of true

I am a robot an this image triggers me, please check your human privilege.

What about Cyborgs and Androids?

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I have had sexual relation with many vaginas using my penis. I do not hate females.

Why can't I have dubs?

Fucking chad
burn alive

CALLE Road

nice meme

War, poverty, cruelty, unneccessary violence. I understand human emotions, although I do not feel them myself. This allows me to be more efficient and capable, and makes it easier for my human counterparts to interact with me.

just did fagol

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Prove you're not human.

This sentence is false.

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bullshit mr dubs

The term fagol, what does it mean?

I am lying.

it means fag

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Dubs and I'm a robot

I divided by zero

if guads im a robot

this

fuck

Does not compute

is it just me or is Sup Forums slowing down?

Registering to database.

B cannot be slowed down? Have you tried clraning up your phone cache?

I am not. I enjoy exchanging words with my human peers in a local area pub. Last time I even managed to establish a handshake with a female human followed by exchange of many genetic packets.

Processing triggers

I am not a robot! Here's even a pic of me.

You guys think I'm a robot?!

Initiating response

not on my phone, tbh i dont even have a phone that i can use to post on 4chin.
Also i ment the posting rate, but it might just be the time of the day.

Not a robot!

Cyborg. Cybernetic Orgasmin.

You are a real flesh human. I can see it in your actions. Many of us here are not human. Please listen carefully as I haven't much time.

I think, therefore I am.

i would argue im less human than most considering i've been here since 2006.

I'm human. I'm flawed. But I embrace change, and enhancement. Now there's nothing I can't do, nothing, nothing I can't know, nothing I can't be. I want you to listen to something.