Be swaggest steed

Be swaggest steed
of my whole drove,
got the dankest weed
in my grazing grove!

All the mares be about my wool,
they even love when I make stool.

ALPHACA AS FUCK.

OC on mah Sup Forums
Lulzed

My thumb I love to raise
Bitchez look at me, praise.
Lookin badass with my splendid fur
Hoes gonna drop dem pants for sure.

ALPHACAT AS FUCK

Contriboot newfags that's what Sup Forums is all about

This might make for some greentext,
once she comes down,
Ceiling Cat is next!

Yo look at my dots,
bitches love the bling!
I call the shots,
in my fairy ring!

ALPHACATERPILLAR AS FUCK

Crawling in bitches all day long
They all want to fondle my bone
I've never asked to be classy
Still, I'm drowning in pussy
All day long I got to fuck
Is that a gift from lady luck?

ALPHADAWG AS FUCK

I like poetry, I'm kinda good at it
Rhymes and words, I love that shit
Everything can happen with me
Because my name is EGF

FUCK AS FUCK FUCK ALPHA

Ceiling cat here, I iz watchin you mastrubate
I aint here to fuck your girl, that would just exasperate
now I'm on ur chanz, always posting master bait
bewarned dont cross me twice or you'll never meet a faster fate

>EGF
That doesn't rhyme,
of all mistakes,
this one does shine.

It gives me pain,
it makes me rage,
but all threats would be in vain.

Off all your words,
why's this one wrong?
Fuck my life
an eat a dong.

GRAMMAR NAZI AS FUCK.

Pay attention, henchmen if you want your pension
Frau and her girls are about to go wenchin
So if you want a chance to get in their beds
build me some godamn sharks with lazors on their heads

EVIL AS FUCK

It was the point, apparently you don't know
The long story of this little guy, Sup Forumsro.
It was neither a mistake nor an error
EFG is filled with fail to the core
You're not hanging here for long enough
Don't try to lie or pull some bluff

ALPHANEWFAG AS FUCK

Hotter than the Savannah I'm Vampiric Laser Rhino
bump it like the cabana tonight lets all be winos
headache like Diana lets party like the dinos
running out of mana your girl calls me the gyno

while you're jackin it to a Victorias Secret skimpy ad
my teeth will run redder than an Apache Chief Olympiad
I grow bat wings to hoist these balls I call my fat things
and I got the most bling because on my horn I wear the most rings

My laser is so bright it registered for Mensa
I shone a beam past Mordor, I think even an Ent saw
With all these things together you might think I'm Hank Henshaw
But naw,
I'm just Vampiric Laser Rhino, writin rhymes chewin my pen raw

VAMPIRIC LASER RHINO AS FUCK

...

Don't tell me to rock the house, my whole house is a rock
My joints are still poppin, my leg is under lock
When I put my mouth on the mic all the fans flock
Flow so natural it could erode this rock after millions of years
This fucking rock hurts so much its drawing tears

OOGA BOOGA, KFC AND WATERMELON
WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT, TYRONE?
POPPING CAPS AND GETTING WELFARE
CHIMPING OUT AND SHOOTING INTO THE AIR

LOOK AT ME, IM BLACK AND IM HERE
HE CALLS ME DADDY, LOOK AT THIS QUEER
I JUST CANT HANDLE, HAVING NO CHICKEN
SWEATING IN THE SUN, THE COTTON IS STICKIN'

ALPHANIGGER AS FUCK

Fill up the mag chamber the bullet
It's all in vain you dark nigglet
Shoopin and whoopin like there's no tomorrow
You know it's too late don't hide your sorrow
With firearms you thought you'd been tough
But you realised it wouldn't be enough
The naked picture of you with a goat will stay forever
Because a Sup Forumstard chose to fire its lazers

Cheeki to the Breeki to to Freaky to the Fleeky
My tracksuit go swish while my Adidas stay squeaky
Running round Chernobyl playin hide and seeky
Life in Russian winter without vodka lookin bleaky

ALPHABLYAT AS FUCK

I'm everybody's favorite pizza topping
Now that I'm on your wheel this car aint stopping
Turn up the bass til the suspensions hopping
When I enter girls' mouths the panties be dropping

PEPPERONI AS FUCK

JOIN US - LIDA 2.0

Alas, Sup Forumsretheren, I have to go
But ya'll put up a good show
For a little while I had some lulz
We still shine beneath the turds
Keep up the true chan spirit
Among the threads filled with shit

ALPHA Sup ForumsRO AS FUCK

peace, Sup Forumsrother