TARD STORIES THREAD
>be freshmen year
>bathrooms outside the commons area are packed for some reason, let some shelter kids dick around on my phone
>theres tables out there or something, I think this was schedule day
>it was also take your tard for a walk day
>tard is a screecher, I was walking up the stairs one day and tard is making the most god awful noises
>I say something like what the fuck
>look up
>wrangler and tard looking at me, wrangler smiling awkwardly
>putthatthingonalesh.jpeg
>back to story
>I stop at the air hockey nearest to the wall and at the entrance
>look at tard being propped up by wrangler
>try to avoid eye contact after this
>make a dash for the entrance and run past tard, tard is like 4 ft and I am a 5'6 female
>tard reaches up and fucking grabs my shoulders and fucking PULLS ME in front of her
>I'm not a skinny bitch, not fat either, but this tard weighs like 50 pounds
>fucking try to get away, tard holding tard not doing any fucking thing
>tard wrangler says "do you love her">
>wtf.gif
>trying to jerk away and push this retard away as gently as I can
>tard fucking reaches up and starts pulling my hair
>get away as tard loses her tard strength and grip
>tries to grab me again and I say sorry
>laugh it off, make a quick dash to the bathroom
>I think that tard graduated this year but they usually come back and I'm scared, sometimes when I'm dicking off in the hallway me and my friends can hear her moans and wails
>what if she starts to walk on her own one day
>she's getting closer everyday
>help
TARD STORIES THREAD
One time i saw a tard poo in a urinal. That's about it
how do you know it was a tard poo?
pls bring stories guys
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accurate
thread bump because I want to hear some stories of innocent people putting up with god damn retards
>be me
>in high school
>day finally over
>can't wait to get home to sleep
>have to piss
>standing at urinal
>only hear distant farting
>tard waddles in, wet farts galore
>huge row of urinals
>tard chooses urinal next to mine
>tard (still farting) pulls pants and underwear down all the way
>sticks his dick out and arches his back like an old man with back problems
>tard seems to be constantly looking back and forth between our dicks
>ohgodpleasegoaway.jpeg
>suddenly Tard's fart sounds louder
>tard starts grunting
>hear splatter below me
>smell of shit radiates the room
>I immediately finish and wash my hands
>tard pulls his pants up and leaves without washing
>on my way out, I look
>no shit on ground
>it's all in Tard's pants
why don't they have a seperate school for these mutants
So we can have threads like this
I guess that's a good thing, it weighs out the bad things. still feel bad for the person who witnessed "tard dick warfare"
pathetic thread bump
im sad k
>be me
>10th grade
>autismo kid in 8th grade, lets call him Desmond
>building and construction work going on at school with big fuckin drill thing
>convince autismo its called analing cos edgey 10th grader
>goes around asking other kids if they can see the analing
>watches from a distance
>mfw.jpg
>laughed ass off for the rest of the day
>good old Desmond
>mfw when I don't see a pic when you said mfw
mfw forgot pic
lol
>be me
>11th grade
>fat slimy tard cunt who hung around with us
>still not sure why
>no one actually likes him in friends group
>one math lesson friend of mine felt extra edgey and loose
>squirted fat tards brand new white shoes under table with candy shit
>also proceeded to draw all over them with shrapie
>how the fuck did you not feel that shit you fat cunt!?
>walked around all day before noticing
>eventually someone told fat tard
>LOOSES HIS FUCKING SHIT
>demands freind buys him new shoes
>friend proceeds to tease the kid and laugh about it
>friend buys same shoes fat tard demanded he buy him for himself
>LOOSES HIS FUCKING SHIT AGAIN
>fat tard moves to other side of the country months later
>havent heard from him
>i will always remember as long as i live his face when he noticed his fucked shoes
>Same fat Slimy tard kid (have many stories of this fat tard)
>on football fields at lunch time
>fat slime tard follows us as usual
>fat slime ball brings shoes to change into for gym glass
>anotherfknshoesstory
>proceeds to take slimke ball tards shoes and throw them around the field
>SLIMEBALL LOOSES HIS FKN SHIT
>nice weeb kid that hangs out with us trys to calm him down
>peace keeper of the group
>slime ball tard snaps
>proceeds to put weeb kid in a headlock
>BUT HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING
>laugh our ass off while weeb kid is getting headlocked on the ground for doing nothing at all
>friend laughs and screams "are you fucking eating him"
>fat slime wad tard leaves group for several days before it sinks in he has no other friends
>apologises
>comes crawling back
> this continued to happen until he moved to another state
>miss teasing Slime wad
Is that Putins sister?
was he downs mcgee?
Not downs just fat anger management autismo
wut
>Im female
Tits or gtfo
should have stuck him in a room, or atleast just homeschool those types of kids
I would love to hear all these stories
of course
good ol Sup Forums
Every other developed nation does. This is an America being a 3rd world country thing
? they just keep tards at home in other countries? lol
I wonder what china or japan does
>tard stories thread
>op is actually a tard too
>Slime wad is back
>PE class
>everyone has a booklet they need to bring every lesson
>fat wad just finished bragging about how his mum packed his bag
>forgot booklet
>fat sack has booklet because mummy packed bag
>teases shit out of kid
>asked to look on with fat tard
>keeps telling us to fuck off
>friend screams SORRY MUMMY PACKED YOUR BAG YOU FAT CUNT
>whole class laughs at him
>did no work and teased fat slime mercilessly all lesson
>somehow fatwad gets sent out and not us
>FAT CUNT SNAPS AGAIN
>kicks desk on way out of class
>"oooh you fuckin showed that desk buddy"
>class proceeds to laugh at him on way out
>storms out holding back the tears
>what a day
They have their own retard schools in other countries
god this shit brings me back to middle school
>another fat sack slime wad story
>this time at bowling with fat wad
>school offers outside of school sport
>me and all friends pick 10 pin bowling
>fat wad happens to pick it too
>WHAT A FUCKING COINCIDENCE
>picks to be slime balls lane to fuck with him (8 to a lane)
>slime ball sits and complains about sore wrist
>claims its why his losing
>slime ball is up to bowl
>edgey friend throws ball that misses fat wads ankle by quarter of an inch
>"GUTTER BALL CUNT"
>FAT FUCK LOSES SHIT FOR MILLIONTH TIME
>keeps doing this every time he has a turn
>also changes his name to various fat insults
>Slimeball has been defeated
>storms out
>holds back the tears once again
Trying to think of some more
this guy probably was obviously mentally challegned if he chose to hang around you guys that long
we'd make the fat cunt buy us food and shit and he kept coming back to us after we fucked with him because no one else liked him. Just kept him around for these stories
tits or GTFO
Because liberals think they deserve the same education as normal people. Despite the fact that they can't learn anything.
>Fat cunt is back
>10th grade
>fat fuck was late to school one day
>was told by someone he got busted stealing before school
>fat cunt tried to fit a box of oreos in his sock to steal
>WONDERS WHY HE GETS FKN CAUGHT
>fat slime gets to school late
>told us he got caught stealing
>laughs and calls him a poor cunt for stealing $2 oreos
>LOSES HIS FUCKIN SHIT
>edgey friend again proceeds to tease him
>next day friend puts oreos in socks to meme fat slime ball
>shows slime ball
>slime ball punches friend
>"You call that a punch"
>Fat wad storms the fuck off
>actually cries this time because mum found out he stole
>Fat wad says his going through a rough time
>we all laugh at him
mercilessly
>finds new friends for a week
>comes crawling back
He continued to come back no matter how much we tortued him from 7th to 11th grade before moving.
what about microcephaly kids?
did he ever flip out on any teachers?
not really he was actually a pretty quiet kid, he just got set off so easily and bragged about shit alot which is why we started teasing him in the first place
>One time in year 8, so i was 13
> i was having a shit, depressing day
>Just my luck, i found money in my pocket
> i go to the canteen and bought a strawberry donut
> it was the nicest strawberry donut i had ever had
> i pay for it, take a bit as i walk to my seating area
> As i was taking my second bite
> A football hit me right on the face, but no
> this wasn't a regular thrown football, it was an old rugby ball, thrown by islanders who were 17-18 (they looked 30)
> i drop my donut, and i start to cry, because i dropt my fuckin donut.
> but i was embarrassed so i acted hurt
>I'm also a guy
what the fuck
Mate, it was a shit day. I tried to make it better, but it just made it worse.
It was a ripper of a donut
same
It's the worst aye. Legit wanted to die... A little
are you retarded?
Looking for tits
Show your tits
Are you from New Zealand?
So the retard of this story is.. you?
Nah australia (the better country)
I was born 5 weeks early, and had a lack of oxygen flowing to my brain, which left me a little brain damage to the point where a had a medical diagnosis, called dyspraxia. But, however upon a recent check up with a neurologist - i am cleared.
So in Short: not anymore
YEP, is there a problem?
>The better country