Story time

Story time

>be me in 9th grade, 15
>rode bus a lot too school when i didnt get a ride from my friends
>this weird half retarded kid, probably 9, gets on at my stop
>hes very friendly and offers some fruit rollups and shit
>"hell yeah, dawg"
>didnt interact with him for like a week after
>he aproaches me at the bus stop one morning
>"hey can i play the games on your phone?"
>"uuhh, sure little dude"
> he plays flappy bird or some shit until bus arrives
>he gives it back without a gripe and says thank you
>no interactions for a few days
>he told his fucking mom how cool and nice i was and and she approaches me at the bus stop

Should i continue?

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tl;dr OP fucked a 9 year old retard in a bus

Cont.
>his mother gave me best (and first) succ of my life

not pretyped?

You're lucky I forgot what year it was. You almost got b& for underage. Fuckin flappy birds is 4 years old jesus

Get on with it

Op taking his sweet goddamn time i see

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>she is in a weird pentacostal lang ass dress
>?????????????????????
>she is visibly nervous
>its not that important but her husband died in afghanistan like a year prior to these events
>she offers me $40 to watch her house and feed her dogs for a weekend while the 2 of them fuck off somewhere else
>get paid in advance
>BOI
>That day i walk in the house
>dog shit litters the carpet
>filth cakes everywhere i can see
>snoop like any curious kid would
>nothing is out of the usual other than the defacation surrounding me
>look under matress sitting on the floor
> a lot of condoms and several vibrators
>do my weekend job and they returned, she is thankful and gives me another $40
>between the folded money was a slip of paper with a phone number and she says nothing other than "thank you, goodbye"

Prepare for the good part

Ok.....

Pics??

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>wait two days to call, and dont interact with kid
> i smoke some bud to get the nerve to see what this weird lady wanted me to call her for, expecting to do more work
>"Hey its user, your neighbor"
>in a very depressed tone she says, " Uh, hey, can you stay home from school tomorrow?"
>"s-sure, for what exactly?"
>After a 20 second pause, "can you just come over after the bus runs in the morning?"

Ill make them shorter and quicker

inb4 it's the woman who shits all over the house and she makes OP lick it up

Fuck your slow

I had a blackberry at the time and it had no camera, or i wouldve.

You're*

Rolling for that..

No idiot *slowness

>inb4 musical ending

More

Probably more like
>open the door
>shit in the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur

walk the dinosaur inc

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>I come over as directed
>shes in another weird pentacostal dress
>she invites me in and leads me back too her bedroom without saying a word
>she smells like she had been up all night drinking, plus empty bottle a jim beam on the floor
> she says "Have you ever been with an older woman?"
>not a virgin, but still incredably awkward
>"no"
>she lifts her dress and she has a thong on backwars
>her pubic mound is massive
>she looks at me in a seductive, yet sad way, and i say in the most cringeworthy of ways "do you want to pay me to shave you?"
>i swear too Kek, she said "i havent been touched since my husband went too Afghanistan, please im so lonely"
>my heart said no but my diamond cock said yes

>do you want to pay me to shave you?

shits getting good

Moar

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I can smell dissapointment

9 yr old tard here i didnt know you used 4channel too new daddy

Banned.

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>i reluctantly kiss her on the mouth with tounge
>immediately regret decision, tastes of liquor and regret
>thank god she quits and backs up and drops the big fuck off dress and plops on the bed
>she is skin and bone, barely an ass, nearly anorexic
>she has saggy flat titties
>comparable to two raw eggs hanging off the end of a fork
Dig through the Oak island of pubes
>search for a hole, even a creavise similar to a vagina
>after legit 2 solid minutes of digging she gets disheartened
>she gets up and yanks my shorts down and starts blowing me like a frickin lunatic
>best deepthroat ive recieved in my life, still
> after a few minutes she jumps back on the bed and i force my 7 inch benis through her pubic defences

>Ill make them shorter and quicker

doesnt feel quicker.

>9 yr old tard here
Only true thing posted in this entire thread

Im slow faggot, but im delivering

continue.

Why would that be the first thing you ask??

In b4 she looks into OP's eyes and swears she's never gonna give him up, never gonna let him down, never gonna run around and desert him.

got any pics of her?

OP Deliver tits or GTFO

Wtf OP? Do you type like 5 words a minute or some shit?

He's not going to, stop dreaming. Even if this story were true he wouldn't do it

Next time, type ahead, copy paste.

waiting for dinosaur

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>I ejaculate on her bush
>Immediately regret sets in
>I get dressed as quick as i can
>she slips me $10
> i leave
>it never happens again
>several months pass, she ends up losing her son because DCF found out about the conditions
>she loses custody, i never see him again
>she fucking gets hammered one night and slices her wrists and dies
>house is still abandoned
>i break in and smoke pot in there sometimes
>mfw i hope 9 year old retard kid is doing good

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This was years ago, im a poorfag with poorfag phones

maan

I will next time i do one of these threads

Dissapointed

What a fucking let down.

Eh. Props to banging a depressed milf. Doing better than me. Pics or not

Reality isnt always 4chanable. You want fake stories go to rebbit.

Never before have I been so fucking disappointed by a post.

You strung us along for that.. Even the fresh Prince of bel air thing would have been more fulfilling

Well that was depressing as fuck. Bad story is bad. 1/10

You want embellished, overexagerated stories, go too rebbit.

Don't get upset cause your story sucked ass, fuck off with thee

This was a 100% true story, i never promised a whimsical tale of magic and mysticism. I said story, not fairy tale.

Op got mad everyone said his story was fake so he made his already shitty fake story even shittier. Fuck off OP, sage goes in all fields, don't come back

Fuck off m8. And it's Reddit by the way. Are you actually that illiterate 9 year old?

Well, lets here your story that puts mine too shame, friend.

Roleee

Rebbit is like nibba, garboon.

Fuck OP. you still did the right moves tho. hope that little tard faggot isnt gay now at least.

Autistic =/= illiterate

I gotta story if anyone wants to hear. I'm on mobile so I'm not gonna take the time to green text

I never claimed to have a story you dumb cock sucker, no one wants to screen cap your garbage thread. Your dream will never be realized, fuck off back to facebook now

>Being angry about a Sup Forums post

Wew

No

>Being baited this hard

Eat shit and die faggot nobody wants to hear your degenerate story you fucking mongoloid

Dubs of Truth

I live to be baited

If this doesn't end with you fucking another retard into her I'm not interested

not bad actually

not believing but still had a laugh thx

Wow I got some dubs! That autistic rage turned out better than expected!

Prepare to be disinterested

Him: I'm flying

FUCKING KEK

I was 15, i didnt need illigetimate autist babies

Maybe that's what you think, but how would you know user? How would you know whether or not having illegitimate autist babies could lead to you giving purpose to her life and maybe saving her? What kind of fucking monster are you?

A monster without retarded bloodsucking basterds on my ass. She was on her way out already.

Oh man.

>she slips me $10


Oh... oh man...

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