Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

fuckers.

How did you manage to make it to 34 and never get laid?
Did you never go out?
Are you morbidly obese and/or ugly as fuck?
Do you have a shity personality?

>How did you manage to make it to 34 and never get laid?

By never tricking a girl into sleep with me.

>Did you never go out?

I did. Mostly ended up horribly drunk though.

>Are you morbidly obese and/or ugly as fuck?

No and no. Fit and average looking.

>Do you have a shity personality?

Yes.

I'm 28 and have never even been kissed.

Are you some kind of a dick?

I'm just a boring, awkward retard.

>How did you manage to make it to 34 and never get laid?
It's not that hard. You just have to not bother making even the first move. For a long time, I didn't care enough to even go on dates. Taling to girls/women was, for the most part, just not that interesting.

You could have it worse OP.

>You just have to not bother making even the first move.

This right here. Which, coincidentally, also reveals the big lie in Feminism: if women truly wanted equality they would make the first move roughly half of the time.

Instead the man has to 90% of the fucking time.

OP here. Making the first move - i.e. approaching girls - was never the problem. Especially when alcohol was involved.

Well, this is my last video, it all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my revenge against humanity, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex and love to other men but never to me.

I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

Tricking? Lol keep telling yourself that so you'll feel better, bud.

What the matter with that?

Which race do you belong to?

Do you regret it?

Then what did you mean when you said you never made the first move?
Also, you regret not having had sex?
Have you given up hope/learned not to care?
Do your friends/family question your lonesomeness? Provided they exist
Have you ever dated?
I had a friend who was a virgin until 25 because his longterm gf of 8 years was hella christian and they wanted to finish uni before marrying, but even that seemed like ages

what you mean tricking?

I'm white.

Yes.

>Then what did you mean when you said you never made the first move?

I never said that.

>Also, you regret not having had sex?

I regret never been able to get sex.

>Have you given up hope/learned not to care?

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

>Do your friends/family question your lonesomeness? Provided they exist

They don't

>Have you ever dated?

Had a few first dates.

bump

Do you have super powers like the legends say?

can you wield the unearthly forces of magic?

Two fireballs are on the fucking way.

26 year old virgin here
almost ate a gun on my bday recently
Have had severe suicidal depression since I was 13 and now have all sorts of mental issues. Have BDD and lots of self hatred since 13, just got pills within the last two years so now I feel nothing. I have had plenty of female friends but the thought of sex with someone makes me nauseous. Its not because of anxiety but rather becuase someone being attracted to me immediately makes me feel disgust. Its like someone saying theyd like to fuck a pile of hot garbage.

How fucked am I Sup Forums?

Should I just KMS at somepoint soon?

What is BDD? Is that like irritable bowel syndrome?

Are you interested in having sex with a half-decent looking grown woman? Why don't you pay for an escort to come and lay face down on your bed. Pay her extra not to talk or say anything. Just focus on the fact that there's a pussy and ass in front of you and you can do whatever you want to it without anyone looking at you or judging you. Afterwards maybe you'll be able to get over that mental block easier. And if not at least you aren't a virgin anymore.

I turned 20 today. How does the last 10 years feel?