I'm a US citizen about to move to Ukraine; any tips on how to pick up thicc Ukranian bitches? pic related...

I'm a US citizen about to move to Ukraine; any tips on how to pick up thicc Ukranian bitches? pic related, also if you have any Ukranian babes post 'em

>any tips on how to pick up thicc Ukranian bitches?
Flash them your visa

>move to Ukraine
AHAHAHAHAHA... wait is he serious?

show them your american passport and the $20 USD in your pocket

if you can't get pussy in your own country don't even make the effort of doing it in a foreign country.
Just save yourselves the embarrassment.

It wouldn't be so bad if your faggot ass autistic leader wouldn't penetrate Ukraine's succulent eastern half.

Is that why so many bean machines migrate here?

what are you talking about

what's wrong?

>Is that why so many bean machines migrate here?
to get wh*te bitches? I really hope not, that'd be absolutely disgusting.

Can you read English, sandnigger?

what's a ukraine?

Troll thread.

Beaner whores aren't exactly appetising either. They smell like fucking ass.

Nice bait Muhammad.

I'm not a troll, you're just fucking jealous I'm gonna be fucking pure white women you nigger.

>y-you are the ones to blame
Nah, not really. They just should've not chimp out like niggers every 8 years. They would be so much more successful than us in that case.

yeah you're right, they smell like ass after a good fuck, can't blame them for that when I smell as equally putrid.
Anyways, I'd take that over any kind of girl related to the shameful state of wh¨te race.

>visiting Sup Forums
>fuck this niggers add /nba/ in filters
>open Sup Forums
>one thread is filtered
>it's actually this thread
>WTF?

Could you elaborate on the chimping out? I'm not aware of Ukraine doing anything that necessitated a clandestine invasion.

for what purpose tho

contrary at what people may think, scoring in ukraine is actually hard, those girls know their value and they don't like the reputation they have. Im not saying who won't get shit but if you are a loser in your country you will be a loser in ukraine. Ukraine is not thailand (unfortunately)

do it like //nba//

*you

I'm talking about all мaйдaны, they happen sometimes, basically a revolution every decade, and I don't think russian interventions are justified, just saying that they manage to fuck themselves up regardless.

On what charge, eating a meal, a succulent Ukrainian meal?

That's rich, coming from another shitskin.

why would you like to move there?

Go to any expat bar, post in VK groups like "english speaking club Kiev" etc

Be wary of HIV.

>moving to Ukr*ine
Enjoy your 200$ average """"salary""""

I dig both the car and her

Same, I wanna see more.
Fucking kek at that picture. I hope there aren't any niggers there tho tbqh.
Is it that big of a problem there?

But i have constant returns from my hedge funds and trading, so money is no problem.

Don't be fat
Don't be a manlet
Don't look poor
Don't be hideously ugly
Be American
You'll definitely get some 7/10s there as long as you're an average-looking young American male. Plenty of ameriboos and gold diggers who will fuck you. As for waifu material, just try to get one with a decent college degree, they're less likely to leech

lol'd at that mongol face
you don't need any of it, you imbecile. just have money

slavic women don't give a shit about the looks. a man should be a man, not a prettyboi faggot.

money is more important though, as they're still women.

Yeah I know
But if you want a girl that isn't a gold digger they go for any American
In the same way American girls love average Europeans with sexy accents
It's like a +2 on the out of 10 scale. 4/10 becomes a 6/10

They dont love Americans they just love your money

And green cards.

That's funny coming from Slovakia and Czech Republic

Wait, you think Czech porno is real? XD

Ahoy Czech Rep. What is the average wage there? I had a job offer in Brno

?
Slavic women don't care about you, the only reason they fawn over americlaps is because of access to US so they can become models and actors etc. and the fact that the average american that is abroad earns like 2-3 times more than here.

roughly $1k after taxes, higher in Brno and Prague.

Not really, since we are in EU you would have it even harder here.

Your slav is showing

Oh but I am a Slav. Unfortunately, I didn't chose this faith, you know. It was forced on me.

Are you able to go to your University now?

Being American in Ukraine gives you +5 on the out 10 scale even for non-gold diggers.

what is this obssession of loser about slavic women ? this is pathetic desu