Wake up

>wake up
>still no russian gf

What are you actually doing to get a Russian diévuška, OP? Do you go out and meet them? Do you take them to dates? Do you display enough confidence for a Russian woman to want to know you?

>give me money
>you don't like me. buy me expensive jewelry to prove your love to me

Go to /cp/
Plenty of Russian qts

Cute... Ponies?

I know that feeling

>i know that feeling
just take a summer job in the village hotels, mehmet. you'll get a milf, at least. don't forget the sleezy gypsy haircut, tan and earring

Too autistic to leave my room

silly roach thinks its people

not even turkish girls for you, then

>no emotions
>materialistic
>used goods
>party goer, gets wasted and pumped
>literally china tier subhuman
Yeah no.

>finish duolingo tree
>still no olga or svetlana to sucky my pee pee

She is not Russian though.

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>wanting drugged up sluts

>STILL no government appointed Kazakh gf for being a good boy

bye world

She is

yes, just like turks are germs

For a Greek like you maybe.

>Katya Lischina will never ever be your girlfirend

>haha lol le quirky face xDDD lemme just lift my lip a bit and look at the camrea with a disappointed i'm sooo cute :3333 like me please my beta followers look at my plushies :ooo

Russian women go to Turkey with the only intention to fuck casually without getting reputation of a slut.

>lives in russia
>not russian

>without getting reputation of a slut.
too late for that

>>wake up
>>still no russian gf

just go to st petersburg and speak english so people will hear you
you'll get bagina easily. it's easier than in thailand
t. knower

>no emotions
lie

Can I pass for a foreign tourist if I start speaking English?

I did it in Odessa while accompanied by real American. I said that my accent is so thick because I'm from Alabama. Got some 10/10 Ukrainian chicks and all of them were fucking MAD when I started speaking Russian without Ukrainian accent next the morning so they found out I'm Moskal.

devilish

Nice

>I said that my accent is so thick because I'm from Alabama
>it worked

If you can speak it a non-russian accent

That means you have a small dick

I think the bigger problem is that you want a middle schooler gf

based on that pic anyway

How is that even a problem?

>How is that even a problem?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
what did you mean by this

It is not Japan, people have random nationalities.

Based Pyotr.

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She looks like Trump's autistic child