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the real question is:
is it a swipey or swipper?

once again pakis in the minority

Do you lads get bits at the chipper?

ALLAH WHO CRAP BAR

LMAO!!!!

good post

>Me and the gf do this thing where we roleplay online when I'm out of town
>When we're short on ideas, we pick three random categories on porn sites and pick one to build a roleplay around
>She accidently stumbles into cuckolding one time and is intruiged by the name, says we should try it
>She's been """""""randomly""""""" falling on the cuckolding category almost every other time we roleplay now
>Asked me the other day if I think the idea of watching her get fucked by another man is hot

Literally what are my options

hillsborough

swipe down

move back to sweden

this curtis mayfield guy hmm
his music really
-
tickles my fancy

absolute fucking state of germany

Sort of related FYI. Chippy or Chippie is also used to describe carptenters or cabinet makers, other woodwork proessionals. In the same way a brickie is a builder, sparky is an electrician.. Assuming this makes plumber a shittie? Only just realizing the potential for that joke now, wish I thought of it when I was working with tradesmen.

Post in your own general

Just
Say
No

>Germany sees rise in crime committed by asylum seekers
is the FT waking up lads?

Thought Shkreli was going to rangeban Canadians

>Chippy or Chippie is also used to describe carptenters or cabinet makers, other woodwork proessionals

It is not.

Don't mind me, just playing with the wife's titters.

hahahahhaha fucking RIP

Reminder there is a Scotshit posting discreetly among us. Glad he has the sense to keep his identity hidden.

I've heard chippy used to describe carpenters.

Who said that?

Maybe it is in shitholes that still rely on carpenters

Yes it is you fucking cunt

...

It's actually pronounced tappers

Can't help myself sometimes. Sorry.

it fucking is, you dont even work in trades how would you know?

cant believe you nerds haven't witnessed the chipper gimmick before.

Aye la I mean, absolutely. root the swine out.

suck a dick you clueless runt

Chippy
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Look up chippy in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

Chippy may refer to:

A shop serving the traditional British dish fish and chips
(UK) British Army slang for a soldier in a unit perceived as being generic and replaceable (see above)
(UK) Royal Air Force's affectionate nickname for the De Havilland Chipmunk trainer
A slang term for a carpenter

And who shapes and joins wooden structures in your area? The wood fairy?

The utter state of the upper class!!!!!

Sorry we can't all be on here 24/7 like you.

howling

business idea: give scotland independence then invade and establish a colony there providing a source of extremely cheap labour so we don't have to import pakis

could also enslave the northerners too

had quite the giggle at this post

So it's civil war then, is it?

arri thairad

Had the ol' chipper in the other day to hang some new doors.

Hot chip shop 2bh

>shit holes that still rely on carpenters

and who else exactly would you rely on to complete wood work for you?

hello

Reckon the queen got fingered on her birthday, lads?

who are these mongs?

chippy

chipper is what schotshits call a chip shop

>Offering sausages is code for swingers in England

just chuck it n get a new one from ikea

the one on the left is me dunno about the other lad

Had your boyfriend on earlier worrying that you want to do a cuckold. You two need to talk.

As a radicalism Libertarian I don't like it, but as a scientist and mathematician I cannot deny the evidence. Monarchy is right.

anti-rasheed force assemble

Ah yes, the ol' Ikea supporting oak lintle. I'm sure those come in flatpack

FOB

Yes... I do consider myself a renaissance man. I have a certain... quality. I do not belong in this age. I belong in years gone by, having sophisticated conversation with two whores in arms, smoking opium and debating sqrt-1 with the finest intellects of the time. I despise modern British women, they're nothing but harlots. They only like "Daves and Johns" wearing red chino pants and rhianna t-shirts. Maybe drinking a pint in "da pub". I'm trying to not get angry but I fucking am. How could Britain go from the pinnacle of fine art and science to.....this. Oh why, foul demiurge, did you see it fit to put me here in this FUCKING TORTURE. Not only am I alone in appreciating Monarchy in a group of primitives, I am also alone in appreciating......... traps, as you disrespectful barbarians call them.

This song is all that exists in mind. I am curse, I am too smart for this fucking island. And so I have nothing to do................but lament.

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I am a Mathematical Monarchist, and this is my battle theme. Care to do battle?

business idea: go for a walk around my neighbourhood and look for any skips with wood or metal in them

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business idea: research the type of winter clothing commonly used in the early 1900's

Business idea: get a horse and cart and ride around town yelling "AG... BOE!"

>tfw to intelligent to accept responsibility for my own failures

>tfw no asian sidekick to help me fight the evil forces of islam

Giggs just popped up in my thoughts as an artist

Considering a move to Memphis.

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>going to the chipper for my white pudding supper

state of scotland and everything scottish.

mr whippie brexit for me thanks

Who [snooker] here?
Ronnie vs Ding
Both good lads.

good post

Good dribbling on the wing and doing corners, fast, but I wouldn't say he was an artist.

lol ding

>!important

ah yes very good

business idea: populist radical centrist party with libertarian elements

I put it up there with golf on my list of the absolute, most boring possible sports to spectate

>not being cross browser safe with existing rules sm󠀥h

Comfy af.
Golf is a snorefest granted.

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

The very deep did rot – Oh Christ!
That ever this should be.
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs,
Upon the slimy sea.

>using anything beyond html 2.0

>snooker
Oh did the man hit the ball in the hole honey?

Pooing loads the past few days. Makes me late to everything.

he can talk
he can talk!
he can talk!!
he can talk!!!

I CAN SING!!!!!

Don't shoot albatrosses

wahey

poo two-three times a day

flash:wave2: trimming armour for free

golf is one of the most exciting sports to watch

most people especially if you don't play golf yourself are unable to appreciate it in any way especially the absolute mastery of the game that pga players have

blimey, you must be a fucking monster. how bloody porky are ya lad?

Nah

ah yes reddit

what's cracking lads wahey

>golf is one of the most exciting sports to watch

>most people especially if you don't play golf yourself are unable to appreciate it in any way especially the absolute mastery of the game that pga players have

Haha look at that fatty

state of that tree

have done lots of poos lately but feel constantly constipated, takes ages to squeeze em out

what do my bowels mean by this?

might get pants shittingly drunk and listen to depressing country songs hbu

fat fucks

disgustign

>proposing at fucking disneyland

you're fat

you're just an unhealthy runt. if your bowels are playing at during your youth then imagine their state when you get older. hope you enjoy bowel cancer and diverticulitis

Too much fibre clogging you up.