Kirby has just absorbed you
What power does he get
Kirby has just absorbed you
Angel Parker
Tyler Cook
shortness
Nathaniel Harris
Being useless
Daniel Gutierrez
Kirby wants to put a lot of dick in his ass
Easton Thomas
drunk
Thomas Rogers
Crippling Depression
Gabriel Perry
The power to trigger both SJWs and stupid rednecks at the same time.
Jack Gonzalez
Being tired all the time and a strong desire to shoot himself
Samuel Foster
stoned
Brandon Butler
beat me to it.
well, dad did originally, but you know what I mean.
Robert Collins
a tiny dick
Kayden Morales
all women are repulsed by him on sight and never speak to him.
Lincoln Lee
drugs
Landon Ward
Pic related is taking Trumps new tranny law better than I thought
Christopher Phillips
A gimp leg
Xavier Carter
The power of existence.
Andrew Hall
diarrhoea
Jordan Bailey
The ability to acquire repeating digits
Adam Flores
the gay
Nathan King
lol
Michael Foster
Autism. The genuine diagnosed "sorry, you're retarded" variant.
Leo Flores
These trips
Wyatt Rogers
Being really attractive yet approachable, but like too aproachable to where like one day super hot girls flock to you and feel your hair and let you touch thier butts and stuff and the next day you have land whales trying to gobble your goo
Kayden Flores
"monster" made from the taxidermied upside-down ass of a deer. popular in the south.
pic related. the "beards" are the deers tails.
Zachary Johnson
Explosive diarrhea.
Eli Garcia
The ability to disappoint his parents
Jose Wilson
Being annoying and stupid.
Lucas Ward
super pedophilia
Aiden Turner
trap identifier
Camden Thompson
Depression
David Cox
Good body with crippling depression
Christopher Hughes
White power
Gavin Parker
he becomes a human chimney
Owen Powell
He pays 8% less tax in the province of Ontario