What's your excuse, Sup Forums?

What's your excuse, Sup Forums?

I'm only 24. It will be another 10 years or so before girls my age get desperate enough to settle with me.

>spot the tree
they're probably only white ppl in the country

really haven't felt anything towards a girl in 4 years

Cuz ur gay lol

lol R u a fag or sumthing

post more thicc trees

yeah might be lads

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>he's a poof
bit gay don't you think mate??

yeah might be lad

The guy most likely didn't get any pussy before his 30s, and he probably excels at something or has some amazing talent for something that none of us have

Damn that tree is so beautiful
i would rather have the tree and this place wherever it is than the fekkin girl

Spain, Europoor and burgers, after how your girls treat you, why do you marry them?
due to marriage you sell your soul to them, your money and all your belongings, in return she keeps you hostage, denies you sex when she wants, burns a hole through your pockets and shames you everyday

why not instead just have a gf, when she becomes worthless for various reasons such as shitty attitude, dump her ass

WHY do you fags do the marriage, proposals and shit as in OP picture?

Muslims cant do the same since Islam requires you to marry her bu most of you are not bound by religion, you atheist or non practicing tards have his advantage, why not use it?

he's wise
get moneyz and shit

>These are the excuses people will make

Lol okay

he's literally proposing to an overweight "gamez gurl" mate

I am literally gay.

I like to milk young bois.
I like to milk the young bois while I fuck their tighty boi pucci.

This is why you don't use Sup Forums more than a few hours a week, kids.

I am very boring with no real ambitions or hobbies and can't bring myself to find what really would make me happy and thus qualified to attempt dating.

Memes aside, there are genuinely girls here that want to settle and start a family in their mid-20's. My generation has grown up in the fallout of the sexual revolution, and as such we've learned from our parents mistakes that spending your 20's and 30's partying and fucking strangers will lead to a miserable life.

Spain an Italy are a little behind on this because the hippie movement and sexual revolution were delayed by Franco and Mussolini.
Her figure is healthy mate, can't see her face though


I get the feeling that she might be insecure from being mistreated by chads and so she is attracted to the stability this man offers.

>excuse

her legs have so much cellulite they look like the surface of the moon

I don't have a bitchin' tree to seduce qt's

you sounds as anty-cellulite cream's commercial

I'm 27 years old, never had a girlfriend, never held hands or kissed a girl (prostitutes dont count).

I consider myself wizard already, I realize that most human beings have nothing interesting to say and that with the advent of social media and web 2.0, our choices of entertainment and hobbies have grown so diverse that it's almost impossible to find things in common with others, so conversations become useless.

Our generation has somehow grown to be so autistic that even if someone had an interesting thought or is an interesting person with cool experiences, they wouldn't be able to express it in a coherant or logically linear way.

I feel that the rest of my life is to be lonely, only to be physically touched by sex workers or healthcare professionals in a sterile environment, in sterile modes of conduct.

I have lived this way for the past 10 years now, psychologically it has changed me to the point where I really do feel like a robot incapable of making lasting relationships.

Er... no they don't?

amazing tree

>chinese people aren't mentally ill, they said

sounds like an average zhang

> a Laotian soup cooking imageboard can change your sexuality
> t. A fucking leaf

I blame it on porn and the fact that I can come off as quite intimidating

On the other hand, I don't look bad and stuff isn't going that bad in my life (I'm fit and I have a college degree)

2d>3d

I don't feel mentally ill though, I just feel life is a very dull motion of grey. I frequently run scenarios in my head of funny people doing funny things and imagine the reactions of shocked people then I laugh and chuckle to myself in private.

I have money and live a comfortable life at least. However, as I grow more distant to human relationships, the gap between recognizing people as real things becomes wider.

this
i havent found right tree yet

>I don't feel mentally ill though

Of course you don't. The mentally ill think they're healthy and everyone around them is the ill one. Denial (or downplaying symptoms or severity) is also very common with many other illnesses that aren't mental.

I can get girls but the last two cheated on me. It just sucks dating in college. No one wants commitment or anything other than surface level hookups. I eventually want to get married and have kids but I don't think I'll ever have a deep love for my wife

>cellulite
Do you know what that word means?

look closely, you can see it creeping around from the back

she needs to lose at least 10 kg if not 15

t. Pedophile

t. fatty

Its best that I continue with life knowing that I am fine. My society wants things to remain as it is, the status quo if you will; very adverse to the possibility of someone or somethings having problems.

Problems are when people have their legs ripped off by a lathe.

t. Pedo

t. fatty

If a woman is too hard for me to get, she's not worth my effort.
If a woman is so easy that even I can get here, she's not worth my time.
The only answer is to never try.

Your society fucked you over with the one child policy and people needing boys.
Half of all chinese males will never get a gf and you being an autistic robot sucks but this sacrifiece at least will do a part to safe your land from chaos and civil war as any sane society that has such a humongous amount of forced male virgins will have to erupt in violence in or outward.

You could try doing some job in africa/pakistan to take one of their women tho or fap to traps and then guys so you can date another virgin male and have that kind of relationship at least some day.

Is that my boy Dunky?

i dont have an HD camera