Mentally-ill Labour MP hopeful edition
/brit/
Andrew Hughes
Elijah Campbell
>I mention I'm 6'3
>thread calls me a virgin obsessed about height
>the whole last thread were people mentioning the height
>no-one bats an eyelid
Kevin Campbell
kelv
Andrew Evans
What happened to are jannie? Not seem him about recently.
Asher Reyes
want a gf
want to have children
want to get married
want to grow old together
want to see our kids do well
want to die side by side with my wife
Noah Reed
>"no, this seat's not taken"
Angel Stewart
...
Benjamin Foster
sod off
Gabriel Miller
>the virgin is here
Jayden Russell
Easton Kelly
5'8 skinny gay boy twink with a massive cock
Jordan Jenkins
she's a fucking tart. I'd vote for her
Christian Gray
@74074816
sounds like no one likes ya pal
Oliver Cox
don't reply to it
even though it is tempting
do not reply
Hudson Lopez
wyd
Jaxson Thompson
>the dumbbells are dusty
well i've got an hour might as well aha x
Alexander Hall
i didnt ask. now fuck off to the back of the bus.
Ryder Adams
youre such a lost cause i dont even know where to start
Samuel Cox
Alri
Camden Lee
babestation
Ryan Watson
You should join a climbing gym lad
Jace Sanders
yea yea alright now sod off back to 'ddit
Jack Gonzalez
I've found a lump.
Aiden Bennett
Babestation noises
Leo Jenkins
they're called testicles m8
Justin Martin
...
James Howard
cunt warned me yesterday for racism
meanwhile theres new threads earlier all day and a fucker spamming tranny porn every other day
Luke Kelly
reckon tim would make a good hulk
Leo Ramirez
3rd bollock?
Jonathan Collins
Absolutely howling
Joshua Watson
now watch me dab
now watch me nae nae
Asher Cooper
how can you tell from social media:
>a girl suffers from confidence problems
>a girl gets railed by chads a lot
Daniel Smith
what kind of healthcare system does ireland have
do irish lads go to the UK for better treatment
Samuel Ward
my brain, lungs, spine and lymph nodes hurt
Parker Nelson
he's been singing the same two songs at least once a day on camera now for years
Connor King
>the virgin is talking about women
Eli Price
both are usually the case anyway
Lincoln Walker
Which one are you lads?
James Collins
genuinely have no idea what most of these 1s and 0s even are
Tyler Collins
>gibson guitar
>fender stool
>can barely use either of them
huffing
Noah Phillips
it's "don't mess me around sunshine" not "don't mess with me sunshine" you fucking newcunt
David Russell
any lads from Scotland in here ?
Jeremiah Peterson
picked a huge booger and now i can breathe through my nose again
Daniel Martin
me on the top, in the white, pointing at the runtoids
Samuel Hughes
>a girl gets railed by chads a lot
if most of her pics are of her taking group selfies with her female mates
popular girls are always keen to show off to their lass mates how much they have sex
girls with fewer friends don't feel the need to fuck as many people
Nathaniel Ortiz
Anyone under 185cm is a manlet.
I'm 194cm.
Oliver Gutierrez
It's a shambles
Brayden Perry
i actually laughed
good job la'
yeah you're right, top kek
Tyler Bell
literally co-introduced the Tim gimmick to /brit/
you're welcome
Christian Sanders
Cached government recordings of you masturbating waiting to be sent off
Kayden Jackson
a shitty public healthcare system but I heard its good if you've got cancer and such
if you're any way wealthy you should have private though, waiting lists for anything non life threatening are insane
Adam Green
FOYs
O
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s
Chase Ward
LINK
Brayden Morris
Where do you guys come up with this stuff?
Luke Stewart
No
Nicholas Powell
in the first world
Kevin Sanchez
fuck off newtwat
Caleb Miller
I was born in Mexico
Sebastian Jones
i know a few slags on a decent level and i just observed how they post on facebook and there's definite trends
don't expect a slut to take many pictures with guys on social media. she keeps the guys in her life a secret so she can net in more fucks
Matthew Bailey
i literally see no correlation
Ethan Cox
...
Asher Campbell
mental illness
Julian Gonzalez
Grayson Myers
it's definitely a factor lad
Jeremiah Morales
kek
do you know which video lad?
Samuel Collins
all chicanos are welcome in /brit/, moreso than yanks
Noah Gonzalez
good post
never been in a photo with a girl I banged but she'll take one with all my friends.
Jeremiah Murphy
Got bio oil all over my new les paul lads, what's the best way to clean it without damaging the finish?
Ryder Campbell
Seen 190kg at the deli the other day
he was shoving jambons in the pocksts of his cargo shorts whenever the staff turned around
They caught him and a black security guard ran at him and 190kg grabbed a fistfull of haribo packets before jetting off on his scooter
Ryan Diaz
doing a poo
Ayden Rivera
...
William Cooper
that's because she regrets it
James Ortiz
reminder that 190 admitted to noncing his niece
Dominic Bennett
best irish post in a long time
Adam Ortiz
Think he's the tranny spammer
Nicholas Ross
You fucked it lad
Thomas Ward
I dunno, sometime around late June I think if you want to go digging
Zachary Hernandez
>women
>wombmen
>Womb men
Jonathan Hall
love a nice nonce o' the niece
Daniel Hall
Nice bait you virgin
Tyler Phillips
saw a female security guard in halfords before, she was literally like 5'3 and about 20 stone, not even messing.
What a fucking joke, literally who is she going to stop, it wasn't even like bouncer fat where they are hard to knock over, one nudge she woulda rolled down the fucking street
Michael Lewis
Watch some BJJ self defence videos on youtube.
Jace Green
>fighting for equality by getting rid of men's rights
ah yes, wymyn
ah yes Labour
Luke James
Me on the right
Bentley Turner
Benjamin Collins
girls with confidence problems take every picture from the same angle they think looks good
so you'll see a lot of pics covering their foreheads or only showing their face from a certain angle etc
Cooper Clark
good thing halfords isn't much of a target
Ryan Morales
if you don't have any fighting skill and he does you're going to get smashed
my advice is "square-up" to him like you're going to talk before it kicks off and either kick/grab his balls or shove your palm really hard into his nose and mouth and just pounce on him
Jeremiah Long
>BJJ self defence
Thing is i dont want self defence, i want to send the nigger into coma, , i want to knock him the fuck out with my bare hands
Thomas Gonzalez
>bouncer
taking the job title literally then
Ian Howard
just go mental mate
chances are you aren't trained in anything so don't try and do it in style, listen to some aggressive music to get yourself pumped up then go to the fight and go off your nut, just swing and swing and don't stop until you knock the cunt out
you can do it mate, just get into the mindset
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>Sending him into a coma
>Not just breaking his arm
It's a much more powerful lesson for them to learn
Zachary Morales
redpill: security guards aren't there to stop thieves, they're just there to reduce the insurance premiums of the business
Levi Cruz
when you go to punch him put a set of house keys in your hand poking out through the gaos between your fingers
Asher Gomez
Brayden Johnson
>be irish
>get terrible hemorrhoids
>have to wait 3 months to be seen by a doctor
Ayden Ramirez
bellys gonna get ya
Elijah Mitchell
What's Poley up to these days lads?
Nicholas Stewart
Mum just got a new job lads, she's a security guard at Halfords.
Nolan Robinson
tell him your dad can beat his dad up