I fucked a cantaloupe

I fucked a cantaloupe.
AMA....

r8 it out of 10?

8/10

I cut hole on one end a little smaller than dick kinda tapered to outside, put hole on other end kinda small so I could plug hole with finger to create suction. Was fucking diamonds.

yes? no?

Posted in wrong thread faggot?
Either way, no!

Not wrong thread just asked a question AMA faggott

Oh fuck, my bad. I assumed AMA about fucking cantaloupe. Haha. Looks like a butter face. Photoshopped?

fuckin' fruit

Exsctly butterface, not shopped I have pics of her I fap to don't want to be only one lol . Her body is a 8/ 10 her ass is outstsnding

>fuckin' fruit
Yes fucker. I am married and with out of town for weeks at a time, sometimes months. Easier and safer to fuck fruit than some tinder skank or disease infested bar whore.
Plus I don't have to put up with the cantaloupe contacting my wife 2 years later out of the blue. Go fuck yourself.

Post moar...
I'd say body is 5/10 fappable.
Face 3/10 single paper bag fappable.
Not everyone can be a super model. It would be boring if that were the case.

Check body here

Not a terrible ass. Kinda flat if I'm being honest. If that's all I had to go by.... Would smash/10

Forgot to mention, pretty sexy looking nipple, nice color.

better angle

yeah bitch gets me diamonds

Looking good,. Is that a toaster in background by bed?

Kleenex

How do you know this whore, and how old is she?

think she is 60 swinger

Damn nice legs for 60....

Hell yeah and she loves to show them off