are tim edition
/brit/
doing a poo
would be better with every Tim selfie superimposed over one another to create the archetypal 'Tim'
if a bruce lets his hot chips go cold does he call them cold hot chips??
some runts called into triple j saying he's found the one but can't start or hold a conversation with her
need to get my kids on that martial arts ting bruv
can't even fathom how runty you have to be to call in to a radio station haha
morning lads
why would you let your hot chips go cold
source on this?
a dingo got in your ute just before you could eat them so you had to chase it out. now your hot chips are cold. what do you call them???
me and you after school tomorrow
looks staged
you weren't hungry when you got them so you save them for later but you can't reheat them in the microwave because that will just make them worse and you can't in the oven either because then they'll get burnt
MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY
BLOODY HELL A DINGO ATE ME HOT COLD HOT CHIPS
could easily heem both of those skeletal probably 12 year old runts
hahaha woops nvm baby was behind the couch lol
room temperature chips
*blocks your path*
my plan for tomorrow
>lunch with aunt
>buy pre-workout and protein powder
>sign up for a gym membership
>workout
>apply for some more jobs
>watch sports
>post on the chon
>sleep
just breed them big instead
youtube.com
might eat some room temperature cold hot chips lads
How do people not cum during sex? Virgin but I know for a fact I would pop in microseconds if a qt was moaning softly in my ear with her legs wrapped around me and my willy inside her.
Frozen hot chips?
>those laces
has he never read about a double knot
nerves, lack of sensitivity etc
I thought I'd do that too but I ended up taking like 2 hours when I lost mine hahaha
>not onion rings
is imgur the most popular posts of reddit?
cause it's maximum cringe and way worse than i thought it was
nerves kill the erection i believe
also someone people have beat their helmet into insensitivity through masturbation
it's a different sensation, combined with it not being your first time and a bit drunk, it can be difficult
couldn't cum the first time
you know when you wank half heartedly and your wily goes too soft before you can finish? that's pretty much what happened
plus condoms are a pain in the dick
probably
reddit is so big that I think the number of people using imgur for itself are a minority.
no they developed their own community funnily enough
spicy broth went up my nose reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
microdosing myself with Sup Forums memes
off to work lads
jealous 2bh
what's the name of that one bear
cheer bear?
chia bear?
think i might accept my fate and join thailand in a SEA country
>accidentally opens a whole tab
doing a laugh at these people
literally me
heading to Vietnam this Saturday
good, fuck off
make sure you leave /brit/ for good, had enough of you nonces polluting this place
are you talking about care bears?
you've been saying that for like a year now
and the australia shit too
Tinder is choc full of normalfags
nary a decent looking robot girl in sight
Slept in for work haha
how will you learn about the wikipedia articles of spartans though
because I've been getting shit ready for months with classes and shit, idk about any Australia stuff
...
hard to fathom what the users are like irl
tim's bears
you've got scoochie, T.M. and then chia or cheer bear
>tradie j
business idea: move tens of thousands of british people to thailand and slowly take over their country
need to send Tim a bear
me in the black shorts, you in the white
thailand can we meet up if i come to thailand this summer
me on the sidelines rubbing my hands gleefully after making millions of dollars from two peons knocking the shit out of eachother
Britain seems like a fun place to live
nips are working on it I reckon.
if you come to Bangkok, sure.
you're just bitter
GIRUGAMESH
did you not see the 303000 burmese
me in the black shorts
thailad in 50 years
holy shit that ten year old could kick my ass
They're a bit different. They're have no impact and integrate perfectly.
hello nigger
Rest assured these lads got a harsh punishment
i doubt it, size matters more then technique
anyone could kick your arse you fat piece of yankydoodle dogshite
i would destroy a ten years old arse 2bh
they're entertaining 2bh
i spend a few minutes a day reading lefty outrage
>this is what roidheads actually believe
what point does everyone try to make when they say this
why would i listen to a commercial station that only plays 3 songs all day instead?
it was the brits fault
the guy in the black pushes one of the thais out of his way while walking down the street
then the lady slaps the dude in the face and tries to threaten the guy who knocked her out
all british people should be killed
Not really, as long as the smaller lad has the sense not to become entangled
Best chat_urbate model
a roidhead could beat anyone in a no rules fight
...
kek
>it was the brits fault
this is never true
bllglrlglblrblglrlblrlgblgrlblrglblrglbrlgblrlgblrlgblLLBLLRGLBGLRBLGLRLLLL FUCK DRUMPF!
dex > str
everything on there just seems so contrived
zero authenticity at all
...
web.archive.org
Decent read
almost everything and everyone irl is inauthentic
it's hard to believe but a lot of it is bots and shills
very little of it is legit and i feel sorry for the actual people who get caught up in it
>almost everything and everyone irl is inauthentic
nah
>owner: jared kushner
hmm
damn
Looking forward to Saturday now. Hope AJ puts the slavshit on his arse early on. Can't stand the boring twat.
me on the left being a bystander
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
LANKLETS BTFO