How does one kill a horse silently?

how does one kill a horse silently?

Silencer on 9mm. Point Blanc between the eyes.

sorry im from europe. cant get no guns

Teleport behind it and slit its throat.

You gotta say:"nothing personal kid" though

>go Mexico
>catch a chupacabra
>put horse near chupacabra

>guns
>silent
???

Kill it with old age

Fuck off Antifa

Ricin.

Silencers are not silent user.

Cryptids are not real user.

Why would you think antifa want to kill horse?

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Plenty of antifreeze/engine coolant in place of its water. Horse will drink it because it tastes sweet

Horse is right wing

Run it over with an eletric car

>silencer
>not silent
???

How about softly? You know like with his song?

Horse does not have wing.
Buffalo have wing.

>cryptids are not real user
Sauce

Yeah you're right. Silencers AREN'T silent. This isn't call of duty mate

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If you want your gun shot to be silent just sneeze loudly to cover the noise. Also don't worry OP Horsies don't scream, trust me Im a horse engineer.

found the 12 year old.
a scilencer pretty much makes it so you don't get ear damage if you shoot without earplugs. you still hear that shit down the street.

Wear earplugs and use a chainsaw.

>Thinking I know what a silencer sounds like because of CoD
Project all over me senpai~

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use a fusion dance to become one with the horse and then jump off a bridge.
all that will be heard is a splash

Yep, you just have to sneeze slightly louder than FUCKING THUNDER

lead it into a rowboat
push it overboard
collect its body after it drowns

Here in the south, we just shoot it.

>*splash*
Not silent

OD on heroin.

mustard gas. obviously. stupid question

far away thunder*

Lightning crashing down less than 100 yds from you is far louder than dish breaking, come on m8

Try to cross the swamps of sadness with him.

Grrrr