Are they OUR GUYS?
I created a world when these four guys are my best friends ever, i even get lucid dreams about them
they're like a family to me, my dream is a sitcom when i'm the main character and they're my friends and we're like living together and there's a lot of fun stuff going out
it's like seindfeld, but better
you guys would loved it, there's a lot of Sup Forums references and stuff
sex
what the fuck?
my fucking sides
ITT: autism
what's wrong with you?
marmaduke is a piece of shit
this, you should get better friends, OP
even though Paddington is alright
10/10 would watch
shrek is the biggest douche of them all
That's the most random thing i've seen all day, laughing my ass off
best thread on Sup Forums right now
wtf
yes
Were you molested as a child, OP?
Choose the first sex with:
1.Paddington
2. Babadook
3. Shrek
4. Marmaduk
Paddington, every other answer is wrong
definitely shrek
OUR GUYS
he's a big guy
They say your mommy Alabama your dad Louisiana
FOR PADDINGTON
Did Shrekchan close down or something?
this is a next big thing, mark my words
paddington/babadook/shrek/marmaduke is here to stay, this is the next baneposting
Drek pls
i wish, baneposting needs to fucking die
tell us more about "Sup Forums references and stuff", OP
Paddington was super comfy
He's a cute bear
paddington is /r9k/
babadook is /x/
shrek is Sup Forums
marmaduke is /fa/ and /soc/
posting in a thread where the new epic meme starts
I can't get over babadook just casually thrown into the mix
how do we call them?
Oh god, you are a huge guy. Poor Paddington.
lmao this is fucking gold
Autism Squad
The Saviours of Sup Forums
Does he make an appearance?
Is this the new season of Sense of Right Alliance?
shrek is the leader of a gang
babadook is muscle
paddington is the smart one
marmaduke is ladies man & comic relief
semen
I needed this thread today. God bless you you magnificent sperg.
yes
cars guy is a cunt, he left the gang
power ranger died like a hero saving shrek
superman & batman moved to hollywood to start a cinematic universe with zack snyder
spiderman went to marvel
so shrek found a new guys to hang out with
holy fucking shit, this thread is pure GOLD
gonna post this everyday now
kek
is this a birth of new epic meme?
Tell me about the how you envision the first episode with the new cast, then.
is paddington and marmaduke good?
never watched them
The Spergismoses
Yeah, but Shrek's honest.
Unlike the other cowardly cunts.
Shrek will tell you straight up.
That's why Shrek is best friend.
the episode starts with shrek living in his swamp all by himself, the wife left him & the donkey dude too, then he decides to find a new group of friends, and because he's shrek he can travel through dimensions, he carefully doing research about everyone in all of the dimensions, that's how he found babadook, his first new friend, babadook is alone all by himself watching over his wife & child in the shadows al always, that's when shrek appears and says ''Hey'' babadook scared shitless and saying stuff like '' what the fuck who are you'' and shrek is like ''like it or not, i'm your new best friend'' and babadook responds with tears on his face ''a f-friend?...you wanna be friends with ME? I'm a MONSTER, dude'' and shrek answers gently ''Pshh....no tears, only dreams now''
that's the early draft of first episode, what do you think?
Then it must be called ShreKings
Lose the cussin'
lmao
10/10
I think it's a good start but you need to incorporate some of the deeplore of the SCU (Shrek Cinematic Universe). Adding onions/significance of onions to Shrek would help.
Is Drek gonna be the antagonist or did you plan on a more 'monster of the week' type deal?
I'm crying real tears, dude. That's some genius shit is going on
would watch
better than 99% sitcoms on Sup Forums tbqh, hope some CBS producers watching this thread
Okay so I assume it's rated MA.
Rough draft I know, but it has potential.
I can see this going somewhere.
With Shrek doing research, learning about other characters he has an idea about.
Kinda foresights what the season is gonna be about, you know?
Then left with a cliffhanger meeting Babadook.
It's cool and all, I'm all for it.
You need to beef it up a bit though.
For a first episode, you need something else to draw the audience in.
You know, it's fucking Shrek.
Yeah Fiona, the babies, and Donkey left, so what's left?
Shrek's onions and layers, you gotta throw in some gags for the viewers to get drawn in.
Then when the chemistry gets thrown in with the other characters, that's where the real fun begins.
I support you, dude.
Song list please
the second episode starts with shrek & babadook talking about their ex-wifes and kids, bonding and stuff like that,then babadook asks when are they going to look for a new friends, that's how they found out about a marmaduke, they watch him from the distance and babadook is already hating the guy saying stuff like ''i dont know, shrek. this guy is clearly a douchebag'' and shrek answers ''that's why we need him, we need a funny guy in our group, you know?'' and babadook signs, they wait for the night to talk to him, so they wake him up and marmaduke kinda doesn't understand everything thinks he's having a bad dream and saying ''wow, that's the most ugliest dudes i've seen in my entire doglife, no offense fellas. so is this a bad dream or a GOOD bad dream?'' and shrek is answers ''we're your new best friends, my name is shrek, this dude is babadook'' and marmaduke is like ''woah, woah, woah hold on guys, i dont need YOU as my friends, alright? i have standards'' and babadook is like ''i told you, shrek. this guy is a douche'' and shrek is like ''dont give up on people that easily, they will surprise you'' and marmaduke is like ''On second thought, maybe i can give this relationships a chance, that's a dream after all'' and shrek is like ''Alright, see you tomorrow''
Then in the morning marmaduke wakes up from a knocking at his door, opens it and sees Shrek & Marmaduke and just faints, that's the end of episode 2
more please
Not him but all star played the whole way through.
approaching kino
thank you user
>marmaduke wakes up from a knocking at his door, opens it and sees Shrek & Marmaduke
How many Marmadukes are we working with?
>Marmaduke sees himself with Shrek at the door
Deep stuff OP
"that's a dream after all"
We need to go deeper.
babadook clearly just took marmaduke form for a laugh
Babadook confirmed for wildcard
OP here, it's babadook fucking with marmaduke
Cool.
So when does Paddington come into all of this?
When the third episode? Can't waiting.
LSD
where are you, op?
>you thought no one would notice pic related
alright time for episode 3
shrek & babadook chilling at marmaduke's house and waiting for him to wake up, marmaduke finally waking up and sees them and is like ''OH NO NO NO NO NO, why cant i just wake up from this nightmare'' and shrek is like ''calm down, man. it's not a dream, we're real'' marmake trying to digest it all saying ''Alright, what do you want? Are you hitmans or what? Who do i pissed off this time'' and shrek answers ''No, you didn't pissed off anyone, we're here to be your friends. And we're not having ''No'' for an answer, it's already been decided'' and marmaduke is like ''By whom? and shrek answers ''By me.'' and marmaduke is like ''jezz man, you're creeping me out, alright i'll be your friends or whatever this is'' after that they went to a pub and started talking about life, marmaduke really starting to like shrek saying ''Shrek you're alright, i suppose i was wrong about you, but your friend still creeps me out, he hasn't said a word for hours, just starring at me, what's he even supposed to be he ain't no animal, and clearly not a human, who are you, dude?'' pointing at him, and babadook silently whispers ''You don't wanna know, man. And i dont like you, it's mutual, i dont know what's shrek found in you, but i clearly isn't seeing it at all, you're just a douche, nothing more'' then shrek stopped them and said ''Cut the crap, you're gonna be friends, no arguing about it, the faster you realize that, the better'' and then some chads at the pub started yelling ''HEY YOU UGLY CREATURES SHUT THE FUCK UP'' and shrek is like ''Calm down, fellas. We're leaving'' and babadook is like ''No, we're not'' marmaduke agreeing with him ''Yeah, no way i'm gonna leave because some retarded kids said so.'' so the chads stand up and started walking towards their table, the main chad guy saying ''What did you just said to us? Retarded Kids? You're just a fucking talking DOG, you're the one who's retarded, you fucking monstrocity'' and marmaduke stand up..
OOooh I got shiver, the characters already don't like each other, but I assume the three of them are gonna take on the Chads together.
Paddington WHEN
cont
Marmaduke stands up, walks to a main chad and saying to his face ''Yeah, i'm a fucking talking dog, and even i'm smarter than you, you feel me?'' main chad loses it and hitting marmaduke in the face, babadook stands up and starting running towards chads, some of them freaked out and runned from the pub, they're started fighting marmaduke & babadook, chads clearly beating the shit out of them, finally shrek stands up and yelled ''ENOUGH, GET OUT OF THIS PUB RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'LL GONNA CRAWL'' chads respond ''FUCK YOU, YOU UGLY OGRE PIECE OF SHIT, GO BACK TO YOUR SWAMP'' so shrek has lost it and started beating the shit out of them, police sirens are heared in the distance, chads are all beaten up, so shrek quicky grabs marmaduke & babadook and gets them out. After that they're back at marmadukes place to take rest after fight, and babadook started conversation with marmaduke and said ''Hey, thanks for having my back, man. This fucking generation, i swear'' and marmaduke responds ''Dont mention it, bro. We sure showed them, huh?'' and babadook laughs and said ''hahaha, yeah, sure we did'' then shrek walks in the room and said ''You know what's gonna cheer you guys up?'' they respond ''what?'' shrek answered ''A trip'' babadook asking ''Where?'' and shrek responds ''England''
cut to black
end of episode 3
screencap this shit, i'm fucking dying here
this is some early chris-chan level
i think you mean kino level
faggo
>and because he's shrek he can travel through dimensions
episode 4
Guys in the plane, about to arrive
in London. Marmaduke sitting right next to babadook, and babadook is shaking like crazy, marmaduke asks ''Dude, you alright? You look nervous'' babadook respond ''I'm a-a-a-a-alright, it's n-n-nothing'' shrek yelled ''You just scared of height, aren't you? Hahaha'' babadook panickly responds ''NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT, I'M NOT AFRAID OF EVERYTHING. EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF ME!'' and shrek is like ''jezz, calm down man, i'm just talking shit. Can't handle a joke?''
So they finnally come out of airport, and marmaduke is saying ''Yo shrek, that was your idea, where to next?'' shrek answers ''You're about to meet your new best friend, let's take a cab'' so they finally arrived in some bad london neighboorhood, and babadook said ''Are we here to get stabbed and robbed?'' shrek responds ''Relax man, what's got into you today? You acting like a pussy'' and babadook answers ''whatever man, who's this guy anyway?'' shrek respond ''You're about to find out'' they starting walking towards some really creepy building, and marmaduke asks ''Is this dude really lives there? Man, and i thought babadook was bad'' and babadook said ''Man, this place scares me, let's get out'' Shrek walked in the building, and guys followed him, the place is some kinda fucked up den, lot's of used condoms and syringes, unconscious people on the floor, and finally shrek stopped walking and about to open the door where suppose to live their new best friend
PADDINGTON?!?@??
cont.
Shrek opened the door, and it's really dark in there, windows are all barricaded, cant see a thing, shrek asks ''Is anybody here? We're here to see mr. Paddington,'' finally someone lighted the cigarette in the corner of the room and some really high-pitched voice responds ''Paddington is dead, he's killed by the Browns family'' and shrek is like ''What? Who are you?'' and stranger responds ''My name is not important, but what important is what i'm about to do'' and started screaming and running towards the group, the gang is all freaked out, marmaduke running out of the den, stranger attacks shrek with a knife, shrek is barely can handle the guy and yells ''calm down, man, we're not here to hurt you'' babadook kicks stranger in the head and knocks him out, and said ''jesus fucking christ, Shrek, is that him? this is some one fucked up little bear, and shrek responds ''Yeah, that's him, it's Paddington.''
cut to black
end of episode 4
>paddington is a fucked up unstable junkie
my sides
wow that's creepy
Hard guys
You never know the character when it's their movie.
I need more.
>''My name is not important, but what important is what i'm about to do''
Fucking Hatred.
I love it.
write more, OP
But how does OP fit in when he's supposed to be the main character? Seems like Shrek is at the moment.
episode 5, final episode of season 1
Shrek & Babadook walked out of the den, shrek carrying paddington, marmaduke is there hiding behind garbage can, ''Guys, is that y-you? Are you all right?'' shrek responds ''Yeah, we're alright, thanks for having ''our backs'' man, you sure helped us'' marmaduke answers ''Sorry guys, this little shit scared the shit out of me, what? are you carrying him? are you insane? W-wait.. dont tell me...'' shrek answers ''Yeah, he's your new best friend, Paddington'' and marmaduke answers ''That's it, man, i'm out. I can handle babadook, but this shit is too much, dude is clearly a fucking mental, and what's up with babadook? He looks fucking dead inside, man are you alright?'' babadook silently whispers ''I'm alright, just tired is all.'' shrek responds ''All right, let's take a cab and head to Motel.
Gang arrived at their luxury five stars motel, and walked into their president suite. Marmaduke said ''fucking tie this little shit up before he's killed us all'' shrek responds ''All right, lets tie him up'' They tied up paddington to a bed and started to chill after the long stressful day, it's almost midnight.
Finally paddington recovers and started to mumble ''You motherfuckers i'm gonna cut you all to little pieces, you want my fucking organs, well after my dead body you pieces of shit'' shrek responds calmly ''Relax man, no one is here wants your organs, we're here because we want something from you, it's important.'' paddington responds ''Did browns hired you? I have nothing, they took everything from me, there's nothing left, all is left is my pathetic life, just end it right now, i'm ready to die''
THE FUCKING CLIFFHANGER
fucking hardcore
...
This is the origin story, the prelude to the OP arc.
cont.
Paddington started crying, shrek slowly walking towards him with a knife...Paddington started to yell at shrek ''COME ON MAN, FINISH THIS, END IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW'' finally shrek stands before him and swings a knife at him.........cutting him loose, paddington is confused ''W-what?... Why did you do that? What's so important about me? If you're not from the browns, who are you?'' Shrek hugs him, and whisper to his ear ''Shrek is love, Shrek is life.'' the tear has rolled down paddington's cheek, he's happy, for the first time in a long time he has found a new home, a new friends.
i thought this was like seinfeld
the fucking feels, man
i thought this was supposed to be a joke thread