SLAVS FOREVER EDITION. DISREGARD BIAS REFS
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choooooooooooooooooon
hope you lads are going out tomorrow night
use that bank holiday to be a degenerate
don't have any friends
...
Yeah, Monday nights in one pound entry
>le epic it's a bank holiday on monday gimmick
nobody falls for this, ever. fuck off.
Tomorrow is Sunday lad
oh yeah I'll be going out with the friends I obviously have
>not going out on your own to get shitfaced in a club
patrician choice
heres a tip, dont go to shit clubs
Oh shit, well I'll be out the Monday
Going to a beer festival during the day
Hope it degenerates
I live in manchester
there aren't any good clubs
also I'm not comfortable with going out on my own
your nightlife has been raped by the warehouse project
daily reminder to never give them money
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who wants to let me slap their face with my willy
gf just sent me this
need a german bf
needs to wipe her nose
yes please x
*unzips my dick*
*winds up a massive swing*
Does anybody listen to Giuseppe Verdi's Bel Canto Suite when they want to have a wank like properly posh like they're at an opera or something and he's orchestrating you to have a naughty one
are there even gay germans?
Yes hello
>have a nice long bubble bath
>leave the windows open to my room so it's nice and chilly
>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street view
the epitome of comf
TWO BOOBS that's what he takes us for!
*pulls trousers down*
*turns around and sprays hot shite all over your face*
>mum texts me saying she thinks i will end up self harming or a drug addict
ah yes, lovely ol' saturday night text, love you too mum thanks for that x
hi I'm a cute twink can you be my bf?
nigger
went for a nice harbour booze cruise with the lads today
snickered
bit racist mate
>not engaging in both at the same time
what do they call english muffins in jolly old england
>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street vie
pakis? hate em
pints? love em
>currently listening to gregorian chants
v. patrician taste, post obscure medieval music:
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These conditions are acceptable *snuggles your chest and smells your hair*
>>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street view
breakfast mcmuffin
a muffin
lads i literally dont know who to vote for
not voting for the wanky tories
not voting for the moron corbyn
every other party is a joke
do you like the shampoo I used? my hair is so soft
*strokes your hair and kisses you on the cheek*
100m carno
>USB Killer vs Nissan GTR
ah yes youtubers
Tim Farron's barmy army mate
Anybody watching Tower Block on Channel 5? Why wouldn't somebody hear the gunshots and phone for help
you're not me fuck off
>>>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street view
>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street view
Corbyn would actually be fine in practice since he wouldn't have a strong enough majority to pass most of his silly shit
Beautiful *caresses your chest and nibbles your ear*
No I'm me. Fuck off or shut up and cuddle.
what about that donald trump lad I've been hearing about?
stop
>>>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street view
oh my...
*kisses your neck and your lips*
so soft...
Stop having white children.
i'm sorry but what's so fedora about that?
Gay roleplaying on /brit/ is the highlight of my Saturday night.
*submits to your kiss and grasp*
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>Watching *that*
Normies out!
>browsing rural japan on google street view
what would you lads do if you found out your gf had previous been with a nig nog? i really would dump the slag on the spot
tfw all the qts I used to gay roleplay with have moved on
fuck off
Can someone help me come up with a good online dating username
I am a twentysomething-year-old male with a fairly boring life
Who here /getloose/
Bad feel. But life goes on.
*runs hand down your chest and stomach, into your pants and around your cock*
seems like you're getting excited...
fancy a cup of tea but dont want to be up pissing in the night
Nothing. I'd be so grateful just to have a gf I'd stay with her regardless of who she's fucked.
[First Name][Middle Name][Last Name][Date of Birth]
literally me but i cba going downstairs haha
fucking cuckold
find a gf who is a virgin when you get with her like i did
fucking JACKPOT
left my aeropress filters in work lads
*slowly becomes erect whilst reaching around to grab your firm ass cheeks*
you used to get FRIGHTENINGLY gay with that aussie
Me
Wouldn't care really
ah yes most of my female friends have broken up with their bfs and we're all having a party soon
hmm yes I shall brood in the corner drinking my pints while I imagine fucking them
Thanks m8, good idea. It's convenient for girls to immediately have all that information upfront that way
the gay roleplaying was hotter when it was softcore cute stuff. now it's devolving into hardcore gay shit
I don't get it? Is it because the person at the front has cancer?
enough! the gays have abused actionposting for the last time, my crusade begins here
miss him desu, wish i'd gotten his skype
return to sender the website promised me she was pure
If I was already dating her and liked her, I'd probably write it off. But if I was just starting to date her I'd probably dump her, to be desu completely 2b tbqh.
what kind of runt doesn't drink beer for the taste?
Going to sleep, VERY proud of your choice for favourite Harry Potter film rankings though. Hope you all have a lovely rest of your night, you've earned it
Sleep tight lads
just found out the Nintendo Switch had an awful launch
>French President François Hollande said the UK must “pay the price” for its decision to leave the EU.
Well he can go fuck himself
would be fuming
>Find a gf who is a virgin
Ah yes and how does one achieve this mystical feat? There are virtually none unless you find one at like 17 and if she's dating older guys at that age I bet she's not a virgin
>expats
Why are anglo immigrants always hiding behind this word?
People with a pallet
I heard the sales have been far better than expected
Am unironically Orthodox. Also love twinks.