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SLAVS FOREVER EDITION. DISREGARD BIAS REFS

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*looks*

Our most polarising strawpoll yet
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choooooooooooooooooon

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hope you lads are going out tomorrow night

use that bank holiday to be a degenerate

don't have any friends

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Yeah, Monday nights in one pound entry

>le epic it's a bank holiday on monday gimmick
nobody falls for this, ever. fuck off.

Tomorrow is Sunday lad

oh yeah I'll be going out with the friends I obviously have

>not going out on your own to get shitfaced in a club

patrician choice

heres a tip, dont go to shit clubs

Oh shit, well I'll be out the Monday

Going to a beer festival during the day
Hope it degenerates

I live in manchester
there aren't any good clubs
also I'm not comfortable with going out on my own

your nightlife has been raped by the warehouse project

daily reminder to never give them money

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who wants to let me slap their face with my willy

gf just sent me this

need a german bf

needs to wipe her nose

yes please x

*unzips my dick*
*winds up a massive swing*

Does anybody listen to Giuseppe Verdi's Bel Canto Suite when they want to have a wank like properly posh like they're at an opera or something and he's orchestrating you to have a naughty one

are there even gay germans?

Yes hello

>have a nice long bubble bath
>leave the windows open to my room so it's nice and chilly
>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street view

the epitome of comf

TWO BOOBS that's what he takes us for!

*pulls trousers down*
*turns around and sprays hot shite all over your face*

>mum texts me saying she thinks i will end up self harming or a drug addict
ah yes, lovely ol' saturday night text, love you too mum thanks for that x

hi I'm a cute twink can you be my bf?

nigger

went for a nice harbour booze cruise with the lads today

snickered

bit racist mate

>not engaging in both at the same time

what do they call english muffins in jolly old england

>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street vie

pakis? hate em
pints? love em

>currently listening to gregorian chants

v. patrician taste, post obscure medieval music:
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These conditions are acceptable *snuggles your chest and smells your hair*

>>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street view

breakfast mcmuffin

a muffin

lads i literally dont know who to vote for

not voting for the wanky tories

not voting for the moron corbyn

every other party is a joke

do you like the shampoo I used? my hair is so soft
*strokes your hair and kisses you on the cheek*
100m carno

>USB Killer vs Nissan GTR

ah yes youtubers

Tim Farron's barmy army mate

Anybody watching Tower Block on Channel 5? Why wouldn't somebody hear the gunshots and phone for help

you're not me fuck off

>>>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street view

>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street view

Corbyn would actually be fine in practice since he wouldn't have a strong enough majority to pass most of his silly shit

Beautiful *caresses your chest and nibbles your ear*

No I'm me. Fuck off or shut up and cuddle.

what about that donald trump lad I've been hearing about?

stop

>>>currently listening to gregorian chants while sipping on a beer and browsing rural japan on google street view

oh my...
*kisses your neck and your lips*
so soft...

Stop having white children.

i'm sorry but what's so fedora about that?

Gay roleplaying on /brit/ is the highlight of my Saturday night.

*submits to your kiss and grasp*

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>Watching *that*
Normies out!

>browsing rural japan on google street view

what would you lads do if you found out your gf had previous been with a nig nog? i really would dump the slag on the spot

tfw all the qts I used to gay roleplay with have moved on

fuck off

Can someone help me come up with a good online dating username

I am a twentysomething-year-old male with a fairly boring life

Who here /getloose/

Bad feel. But life goes on.

*runs hand down your chest and stomach, into your pants and around your cock*
seems like you're getting excited...

fancy a cup of tea but dont want to be up pissing in the night

Nothing. I'd be so grateful just to have a gf I'd stay with her regardless of who she's fucked.

[First Name][Middle Name][Last Name][Date of Birth]

literally me but i cba going downstairs haha

fucking cuckold

find a gf who is a virgin when you get with her like i did

fucking JACKPOT

left my aeropress filters in work lads

*slowly becomes erect whilst reaching around to grab your firm ass cheeks*

you used to get FRIGHTENINGLY gay with that aussie

Me

Wouldn't care really

ah yes most of my female friends have broken up with their bfs and we're all having a party soon
hmm yes I shall brood in the corner drinking my pints while I imagine fucking them

Thanks m8, good idea. It's convenient for girls to immediately have all that information upfront that way

the gay roleplaying was hotter when it was softcore cute stuff. now it's devolving into hardcore gay shit

I don't get it? Is it because the person at the front has cancer?

enough! the gays have abused actionposting for the last time, my crusade begins here

miss him desu, wish i'd gotten his skype

return to sender the website promised me she was pure

If I was already dating her and liked her, I'd probably write it off. But if I was just starting to date her I'd probably dump her, to be desu completely 2b tbqh.

what kind of runt doesn't drink beer for the taste?

Going to sleep, VERY proud of your choice for favourite Harry Potter film rankings though. Hope you all have a lovely rest of your night, you've earned it
Sleep tight lads

just found out the Nintendo Switch had an awful launch

>French President François Hollande said the UK must “pay the price” for its decision to leave the EU.

Well he can go fuck himself

would be fuming

>Find a gf who is a virgin
Ah yes and how does one achieve this mystical feat? There are virtually none unless you find one at like 17 and if she's dating older guys at that age I bet she's not a virgin

>expats
Why are anglo immigrants always hiding behind this word?

People with a pallet

I heard the sales have been far better than expected

Am unironically Orthodox. Also love twinks.

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