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British culture ed.

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Me on the far right (if you'll pardon the pun)

me with the putter

I will not

Off with your head!

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>actually thinking em isn't at his best when his head is fucked by drugs

this has always been the situation
poor slaves feel nothing but envy and animosity towards their masters.

yet there will always be more rich people, more upper class, and the proles never move an inch because they are worthless.
every revolution ever has always been the middle classes overthrowing the upper-class, and usurping their position as the new elite

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based & white

thinking

How do you lads get over the fact you'll never find true love?

hmm youtube finally added a comment history feature

cringing at stuff I wrote in 2008

all me

finally mastered mid-airs

I might find true love one day
Not certain that she will feel the same way though

But I have lad

FUCK white people

>having a youtube account
>having one for that long
for what purpose

Need to stop being morbid 2bh

>super reddit maker

So this is it...
This is what I wished for
Just isn't how I envisioned it
Famed to the point of imprisonment
I just thought the shit'd be different
But something changed
The minute that I got a whiff of it
I started to inhale it
Smell it
Started sniffin' it
And it became my cocaine
I just couldn't quit
I just wanted a little bit

internet was alri back then
normies and 3rd worlders started flooding it shortly after

Em album ranking
1. Relapse
2. Slim shady EP
3. Infinite
4. Slim shady LP
5. Marshall Mathers LP
6. The Eminem show
7. Marshall Mathers LP 2
8. Recovery
9. Encore

president wet smelly poo

Oh come on

But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on val-i-um.
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank
Fucking peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches

Here we all are...

that and 3am were the best on the album
mmlp is the best though

What would the world be like today if the American revolution against England had never occurred?

better

Is it possible to be a successful failure? Because that's me.

donald nigger is not my president

My girlfriend and I have decided that marriage is an outdated institution and we'll just join bank accounts instead of getting married.

There would have been no America, so the world would be alot better.

Probably not all that different. I wouldn't get hung up over it.

Blew my entire paycheck on twitter findom accounts already lads
State of me

why did greco-roman polytheism die off?

Good choice I love the anger he displays on that album. No track will ever convey the anger on The Way I Am

At this stage I recognise that relationships are for other people. They're completely alien to me.

2:00

DUDE Jesus LMAO

I thought yank music was shit though

gimmick: crumpetnigger

>Britain is ugly

youtu.be/-IV7kCS2W5A

>Blew my entire paycheck on twitter findom accounts
Lad

thank u fren

I like southern yank music.

Would all of Canada and the continental US have become a single nation in the commonwealth, then?

that if i get a good career, i wont care that much haha

Anything for you princess

why the fuck are you asking us as if we would know what would've happened

I have, he's just far away

Forces one into a deep state of contemplation.

no
it probably would have been a ton of small colonial nations, maybe a few mid size ones latter as they united or fought

Hate the liberal priest cunt on Gogglebox

I've no clue. I'm not even sure if there would've been separate nations. Probably the thirteen colonies and the provinces would've been individuated, perhaps grouped under a dominion. The drive west would've been much, much slower as well.

No matter what I'm successful in I'll feel like a failure

my own standards are unattainable and I'll never be happy

Worse probably

If that hadn't happened then the empire never would have gone on to be as big as it did, it was sort of the end of the first Empire

A relationship isn't a sudden change of lifestyle, virgs. You don't find a qt you like, she likes you back and then your whole life transforms into this happy paradise. It doesn't work like that.

Relationships with girls are extensions of your current life. Yes, they eventually become very significant in your life but it's a subtle adaptation, not a transformation. Picture your life now but with a girl involved. If all you do is post on the chins and collect NEET bux how would a girl ever get involved in that? You must change your own life and open it up to invite others to join you.

runts

hello me
*hugs you better*

Hey dawg, I heard you like flags, so I put a flag in your flag so you can fly another country's flag while flying your own flag.

Mate fuck that I just want to cuddle somebody

It's true

The empire is dead

Britain won't even be a thing in a couple of years

It's over

fucking hate pc gaming

wish i could just delete save files and get the latest patches without having to go through all this neo hacker shit

Hopefully

this, i imagine a large part of the west would become part of mexico or territories like our northern regions

cuddle me

It's the curse of being critical. I can tell everyone what's wrong about something, but it means I'll never truly like anything. Especially not myself.

Anything less than 100% is a failure to me, but I never achieve that anyway, so my life is a series of personal failures.

a girl

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> a flag within a flag

the reason I cannot find true love is because finding true love would mean finding my equal. the fact is, I am so far above my peers intellectually that this is an impossibility. frankly, I'm fine with that. we must all make compromises, and for the exceptional those compromises can be quite significant.

besides, the absence of true love does not necessarily mean the absence of romance

>colonised 1170

nope

funnily enough (though also unsurprisingly) it's often easier to do such things if you pirate your games

I'm neet and have a qt gf. Do one.

yep

end me

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fuck off im going to bed

>coming from a fucking leaf

no love for the cuck stamp union jack but still

also you cucks would probably have the cuck stamp without quebec

>a leaf within a flag

cant believe you'd type all that out and still be wrong

Post jammies first

creased

watching bill gates play tennis with roger federer on facebook

You miss the point. What a gf offers is validation. That someone actually likes and appreciates you. We don't have that. We are miserable because we hate ourselves, and everyone else agrees.

again, this is literally me, I don't know how to ever be happy,

>He doesn't sleep naked

watching a nigger lad on facebook sucking his own willy

i sleep naked like a normal person

freaks

Humans wear pyjamas.

>he wipes his swampass all over his sheets

Is he cute?

im not a fatass like you mate

I could probably do that if I really tried
Just don't want a penis in my mouth is all

keep getting timed out at blitz chess

>black
>cute
have a word with yourself

unironically prefer kissing and foreplay to sex

how do you get across the mersey river?
is there a bridge or a tunnel somewhere?