Sup Forums fucking sucks now

Sup Forums fucking sucks now.

And not in the "I MISS OLD Sup Forums WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of Sup Forums; just that it's fucking cancer.

To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.

Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.

Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.

FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning Sup Forums into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.

YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.
Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.

Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.

Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.

3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.

BBC threads. Because Sup Forums can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.

Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.
Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.

Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.

Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?

P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of Sup Forums.

Did I miss anything, fags?

this one

>says 99% of Sup Forums is shit
>the 1% must be spiderman threads

We love you to... faggot

I just paid $40 for this. Did I get ripped off?

Truth

>Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.

Trump literally personally spreads our shitposts to hundreds of millions of people via twitter

What should posts be about then?

Please enlighten us. Give some examples since everything else being posted is below you.

i remember the good old days of Sup Forums when we would make reaction images of bush watching drone strikes
those days are long gone sadly

OP if you don't suck a creamy log out of Amdy Sixx, your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?

>didn't chek urself cuz u rek urself

That's actually more imaginative than the thread you're trying to make fun of.

Rate my dick pls

This isn't Twitter you dumb nigger

Pretty much hit the nail on the head. I miss the Sup Forums that ruined lives for the giggles, but could also band together to solve mysteries and blow up sand nigs.

>Complains about unoriginal threads.
>Creates unoriginal thread.

No, I think you about summed it up there.

You know faggot OP won't respond to this.

He isn't creative, he's just a complaining little cuck bitch.

Something creamy was obviously overlooked here...

Sup Forums and Sup Forums have pretty much destroyed Chloe moretz. Shes practically called them out

nice pasta

I'm a fan of oc. Not the "did you see the statues getting taken down" or the "look what the mudslimes did in Spain today" threads, but on occasion you see something original. If you don't know what I'm referring to, you're either a faggot or a liar.

It's pretty cancerous unless you are jacking off or have just jacked off

I've been on Sup Forums since about 6 months after the fappening 1.0. I agree. It's cancerous. I'll be 30 in two weeks and despite a normal life otherwise I spend a couple hours a day on here despite the same old shit. I decided today that I am giving up Sup Forums when I'm 30 and I will make a final post of ask me anything on September 4th so watch out for it bitches.

OP here. I'm glad at least one person gets it. Now, let's jack each other off for a sec till this thing 404s.

yes

You forgot the ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS Andy Sixx bullshit

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Why are you going to give it up? Because nothing new ever happens?

Yup. Faggots gonna faggot.

OP sounds like a fucking faggot.

as always op is a gigantic faggot, Sup Forums was never good

always up for a good jerking.

trying too hard faggot.

Sup Forums does have other boards you know?

You're like "why's the ocean filled with water??"

Am I doing it right now dad?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

It's all autists just of a different topic

Please no am sorry

bro, fuck that calinestics bullshit, come bang some real weight with me, im the biggest guy in my gym and bitches LOVE it, i swear, they see some skinny ass dude doing a class and walk by and they just gawk. the staff in the gym joke that they're gonna slip over my cum and break their back to get compensation. fucking love lifting weights. current gf buys me a lot of roids tho, and any supplements i want. my dealer is legit cool, i told him sort me out man, im your most loyal customer, every month i got you covered, you ever short of cash let me know, ill swing some money your way.

I agree with most of your examples.

Pretty much. I come here for lulz or interesting questions more than anything. The pornography is just a day after day repeat, the fagotry is insanely overtaking the board, and if I see another you mad white boi or senseless political combat, I might just shoot myself in the head.

Define most? I'm not trying to better the board or anything. I think we all know this place is slipping into a shota faggot cuck thread type place that will eventually drive the oldfags away. Just curious really. Consider it a retards personal social experiment.

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> interesting

That's why I bring this whole shit up. Everyone can call me a faggot until their thumbs hurt. Doesn't make me any less right.

Nice bait newfag.

Nailed it. God you're alpha user. That's me.

Op why are you even here if it's such a terrible place? Wouldn't you consider the time you spend here completely lost?

Literally nobody gives a fuck what you think. Contribute or go back to downvoting shit on plebbit bitchtits.

Not entirely, obviously. There's been a fair amount of naming cheese burgers Hitler did nothing wrong and other shit for the soul.

Well, for starters, I kind of feel that rekt threads do have their place here.

I suppose I can agree. Up until the point that it involves kids. Or animals. I was an edgelord teen in the 90's. I get it. I watched faces of death. Difference is my inability to comprehend a bunch of current teenage boys in lady jeans looking at trap porn on an image board trying to identify with what a growing man used to be. Back when it wasn't "wrong" to be a man, of course. I mean, why even bother? Kids today are faggots. Fuck...

It always sucked, that's just your nostalgia you faggot.

Agreed. But remember, rekt threads are depicting things that have already occurred and that are out of the control of the viewer. I suppose you could say that viewing such thing could encourage similar behavior, but this would only be the case in those who are unsound to begin with. Also, some of those injuries and medical webms can almost be educational.