W-welcome to Advice with Alice3D!

W-welcome to Advice with Alice3D!
Pretty m-much the only OC on a b-board awash with porn and reposts!

If you need a hand, I'm h-here for you

A L I C E T I M E

Goddamn Alice is hot

gore thread? gore thread

Not going to lie, Chen is so much better than this guy who keeps attention whoring.

why aren't you institutionalized you lunatic

Hey, Alice. I love you.

GTFO MY Sup Forums

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henlo


vygxw jimgi bgszz kqerm sfflg iqnrv

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S-sorry, I'm a biological female and I h-hate attention.

M-mostly because in patient h-has been systematically disassembled in America s-since around the 60's

There would be no where to put me, and I don't belong there

Hey Chen.

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I love you Alice

For a second there, it looked like you weren't wearing a shirt.

I think I will just start worshipping Chen.

Anyone else with me?

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Well, the coon thread is OC

She's not that pale.

*waves*

T-thank you, but h-how can I help you?

Love you t-too darling, what can I d-do for you today

It's getting to the point where I'm considering paying someone to cuddle me at night

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T-Thank you user
I-I'm a girl

Alice is cute

aliiicccceeeeeeee
bored help

You hung it on your fucking fridge, I love it so much

-CC

Nah it's just your friendly neighborhood thigh user getting it out of his system

Hey, gore thread spammer, will you worship Chen?

that pics legs are 2 thicc to be alices

this is Alices period after she coalburns on a weekend

Hey Alice
How do I deal with gender dysphoria?
I'm extremely religious, but I've felt like a girl my whole life, and it has really intensified over the last couple of years. I feel like a freak. Not sure whether or not to transition especially because I love kids and want my own.

You have kik?i have some shitty days lately and i want u to give me an advice

alice can u do a lil dance 4 us pls c:

Oh d-dear. What's wrong Anonymous?

>images
C-come on, don't just grab pictures off Google.

N-not me.

What would you l-like to do?

Hello d-darling!


TIME FOR A BONUS PICTURE

I blame bad eyesight and a Relatively poor camera.

No hugs.

All attention whores are cancer

Clessic

Awazaki?

FUCK

k-kill yourself

I just wanna uh, I dunno, thats why I'm bored...

*blinks* H-have you gone to a doctor yet? I m-mean, that would be the first step.

S-sorry, I d-don't!

mlpbo ktmuz qpwep edfpn bx

begone thot

jvlqc gqvuf lttgq vuflx

Be still my kokoro

Thanks OP
I needed that.

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S-seriously, at l-least name them something reasonable.

M-my pleasure!

Are you sure you meant to respond to me? I'm just saying the person in that pic wasnt alice?

I'm lonely?

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looks ugly

>what can I d-do for you today

You look so tasty, are you on the menu today?

Smash your head against a wall till fix
K thx

Show us your penis

>Awazaki
whozawhatnow? the pic is from some manga on nhentai that I fell in love with. I can get the link if you want.

Just passing by to check your thread.

Tits or gtfo.

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thats the goal

HAIL CHEN

I think it looks rather stylish

Not true!

No, I've only ever had bad experiences with doctors. I don't trust them. Since I'm Swedish they would chop my dick off on the spot for some political agenda

You are cute as fuck, but I feel like I tell you that every day and it gets old

Alice thread! Will there be any tea today?

Yes, b-but why are you lonely? W-what have you done to meet new people?

N-not many around today

Rate me

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OP show penis

Or you can just hail Chen.

i'm completely disabled how to i get myself put into a state hospital in florida (or any other state for that matter)? thank you alice

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Pic without scarf

How tall are you?

I uhm.... I m-mean, I don't know how Swedish laws w-work, but I'm reasonably sure that w-wouldn't be legal.

N-not today, just advice

This is why you don't show your shoulders Alice. It is a dead giveaway

post fempenis

That's an odd scarf

How should I masturbate and what should I masturbate to.

Keep in mind my penis is chemically burned ATM because I masturbated with shampoo

Shut the fuck up, Snake.
Go and hail Chen.

D-don't have one.

C-can you give me more information darling?

Q-quite a bit below 5' 10"

N
o

T-that I'm female? G-good to know.

Rate me

oh nice

You should stop masturbating and build up that TEST

I w-would recommend not masturbating for a while.

Don't h-have one.

I l-like it!

5/7

Would you date a mexican Alice?

You have a penis now show us you you faggot

>S-sorry, not an attention whore

yywic ktiuv ufwwg jcxql oktit ycws

dmcdv rmszd xjicf rzekc izfuv!

ayylmao

i don't have time to meet new people

weak

Chen does it better.

Why w-wouldn't I?

I d-don't

Is it true that Revy wanted to leave Sup Forums?

>C-can you give me more information darling?

i'm effectively a vegetable, if i were homeless tomorrow i would be curled up in a ball unable to walk, mentally and physically disabled relying on parents

how do i get put into some home for the disabled in case my parents die before me?

Post your cock or gtfo no one cares otherwise

I can't give my opinion on 'W-What do you think" with scarf. Scarf in way of opinion

I d-don't know, but w-we text constantly and s-she never mentioned it.

D-don't have one.

W-what state darling?

Alice, There's this friend and I that became a little more than just friends.

How do I not freak out in this situation ;-;