What are you drinking tonight Sup Forums

what are you drinking tonight Sup Forums

ive got vodka and diet cokes

I'm boring and trying to cut back 'cause I drink too much. Just Orange Fanta. :P

Diet coke and vodka? Whack. True functioning alcoholics drink vodka and soda water

nope, i love me some aspartame and hard liquor

To each their own. Let's see more titty balls

very tiny penis

Diet coke is grooooooss.

But nice nips.

an official timestamp includes year

i will not address you further until then
p.s. love the nip

Nice nip lezzz see your muffler

Coors light and Bourbon

Ale8

Orange juice and mango pineapple vodka.

ive got real weird titties, you guys remind me everytime im here

i like plausible deniability

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thank you thank you

i miss bourbon but i convince myself it's empty calories

...

milk your tits please

Weird? They're fucking perfect

What about your muffler? Lets see that thing

They look pretty nice to me

Yeah, but at some point all alcohol is empty calories. Straight bourbon is better calorie wise than a IPA or something. I've tried rye whiskey and scotch but bourbon is my favorite.

write blue noon on your tits

I love when you visit. y so much lately? you lonely OP?

I don't think they're weird. Look pretty tasty to me.
7/10, would suck.

Rate my dick OP, its still Aug 17 here in Canada.

I like your tits Op, you gonna take some pics for us?

Also, vodka orange juice.

Autistic floping lol

She is back!!!

Tough times huh?

Dump the rest

can you milk your tits if youre childless?

eeeeeeh, I like my nipples. my tits are blah

what's your favorite bourbon?

Last time I wrote on my tits 4 u I forgot and stained my sheets! :O

forever lonely fam

no its not

Im a little fuzzy today but okay

is that a boob?

I'm doing ok

yes you can now squeeze your tit and nipple until something comes out then post the results please.

its bob not vagene

Nice clam but that ain't your muffler (butthole)

Why are you so wet in this picture?

What are you doing alone? You don't like getting fucked in that pussy of yours?

How much to put those panties in a ziplock baggie and overnight them to New Hampshire?

I'm in Regina its 11:45

God speed brother

This isn't fun

Woodford Reserve doubled oaked. What about yours?

speak for yourself

Take your "big white friend" to help this pussy get stuffed

Is that code for drugs or dildos?

niiiiiiiice, i still have no idea how to upload webms

nothings coming out man

Wait, really?

I'm just a little moist

Haven't been fucked in months. My birthday is coming up though, maybe I'll go out


I dont sell panties :(

Awwww, same. But Im more likely to buy makers mark

Yes muffler=butthole. Muff=vag. Now that it's cleared up, lets see your muffler plz and ty.

Just so you are aware women have no rights here now do as the men tell you and shove a sharpie up your asshole.

I film using my cell phone, transfer the data using a sd card adapter, then I use Xmedia recode and turn the video files into webms.

Do me a fan sign? Write Isaac on your tits c:

You don't have to sell them ill just cover the cost of the forever stamp

Nice, I was pretty specific haha. It's not cheap though. Markers is pretty good. Bulliet is my go to mid shelf

>birthday
how old?

I'd gladly fuck you (like most other anons here I guess)

Show us your butthole so I can go to sleep

Would love to see your face, queen!

Snapchat?

Can you share your ass op?

Not the weekend, so nothing yet. Tomorrow I'll probably have some wine, some port, and some shitty rum.

Where are you from OP ?

I second this

I don't even wanna talk about it man

Night Night :)

Sharpies are so boring though, why do you guys like those so much?

hmmmmm


why is it so hard to get a good picture of your butthole

Id love to eat that ass... moar ass please user. Would drop 7in dick pic if interested.

That's a nice looking butthole.

Nice thanks for the muffler. I need that dudes flesh light now

Grade A butthole. Would've earned the A+ if the date wasn't covering your monkey

OP here? I'm downing Yuenglings myself. Would love a doggy style - hanging titties picture. Front or side. Or pantybra. Or both.

phew I can't drink all that sweetness, it'll make me sick. plus diabetus runs in my family so i gotta stay away from sugar


I'll say Maryland tonight

My monkey? :)

how thick is it tho?

I'm oiling up and taking a shot, cheers

Jeeezus don't stop

You know you gotta get some hanging titties in here OP.

Now you have to finish us.

who is this?

beer and Bourbon, as usual

it's a pencil basically

hello user I just got back from the bar with my coworkers.

>USA
>3 double IPA 9% beers
>1 shitty pre-mix Long Island'

Now I am home, packing a bowl of pot
enjoying one of the beers out of the ol' BuildYourOwn6Pack.
>Big Wave Golden Ale

How is everyone else

they're great
areolas perfect size
nipples not too big not too small
moar you whore
would love to see that ass while you're at it

awwww I just saw this. Were you the user who said you wanted to jizz when you saw my eyeball? that was so cute i screenshotted it

POO ON A PLATE OP

What say you?

POO ON A DAMN PLATE AND SHOW YOUR FACE

stop being a buttfag, there are tons of men here.

fag

Where did you find the 4oz twist off bottles?

No, but i had a boner al the day and thought on you while fucking my girl this day

pull on one of ur sexy nipples

>I don't even wanna talk about it man
>man
You are literal trash

call me whore n you can see whatever you want haha jk sorta

how can I be a buttfag too?

eww

whatever, my mommy says im beautiful

post a pic of u pulling on your nipples u whore

sluts need a good spanking, make it red for us

>being this mad over another's dick.

>being such a fucking faggot you ruin a thread with your faggotry
stop attention whoring you worthless little shit, this is a thread to oggle over some sluts man pleasers

>call me whore n you can see whatever you want
Shit in your hands and clap, whore

I want to put my litle white precum pistol in your vagina.

hey whore, choke ur self with ur panties

wby bourbon when scot is so much better? Macallan or Glenmorangie are my go-to's

why aren't you spreading your vagina for us
gape your butthole too pls

aaaaaaaaaand the racist homosexuals scared her off.

because they'd rather suck each other off

>call me whore n you can see whatever you want
Engage in sexual intercourse with your biological father, whore. :-)

yeah there's a fucktonne of cringe that came with the whore response to me calling her a whore.

i kinda regret it now. why do fags have to ruin everything : (
bb com bak
post vagene n buub

"precum pistol" Im gonna steal that for when Im talking dirties

hmmmmm

I like Macallan, but scotch tastes sweet to me

Sup Forums what do I do about my insomnia? I like hanging out with you but I need sleep soon. I'm going on 4 days now with about 3 hours of "rest"

glendale?

Those lips! Fuck. Pic of you sucking your finger?

What do you think op?