what are you drinking tonight Sup Forums
ive got vodka and diet cokes
what are you drinking tonight Sup Forums
ive got vodka and diet cokes
I'm boring and trying to cut back 'cause I drink too much. Just Orange Fanta. :P
Diet coke and vodka? Whack. True functioning alcoholics drink vodka and soda water
nope, i love me some aspartame and hard liquor
To each their own. Let's see more titty balls
very tiny penis
Diet coke is grooooooss.
But nice nips.
an official timestamp includes year
i will not address you further until then
p.s. love the nip
Nice nip lezzz see your muffler
Coors light and Bourbon
Ale8
Orange juice and mango pineapple vodka.
ive got real weird titties, you guys remind me everytime im here
i like plausible deniability
/
thank you thank you
i miss bourbon but i convince myself it's empty calories
...
milk your tits please
Weird? They're fucking perfect
What about your muffler? Lets see that thing
They look pretty nice to me
Yeah, but at some point all alcohol is empty calories. Straight bourbon is better calorie wise than a IPA or something. I've tried rye whiskey and scotch but bourbon is my favorite.
write blue noon on your tits
I love when you visit. y so much lately? you lonely OP?
I don't think they're weird. Look pretty tasty to me.
7/10, would suck.
Rate my dick OP, its still Aug 17 here in Canada.
I like your tits Op, you gonna take some pics for us?
Also, vodka orange juice.
Autistic floping lol
She is back!!!
Tough times huh?
Dump the rest
can you milk your tits if youre childless?
eeeeeeh, I like my nipples. my tits are blah
what's your favorite bourbon?
Last time I wrote on my tits 4 u I forgot and stained my sheets! :O
forever lonely fam
no its not
Im a little fuzzy today but okay
is that a boob?
I'm doing ok
yes you can now squeeze your tit and nipple until something comes out then post the results please.
its bob not vagene
Nice clam but that ain't your muffler (butthole)
Why are you so wet in this picture?
What are you doing alone? You don't like getting fucked in that pussy of yours?
How much to put those panties in a ziplock baggie and overnight them to New Hampshire?
I'm in Regina its 11:45
God speed brother
This isn't fun
Woodford Reserve doubled oaked. What about yours?
speak for yourself
Take your "big white friend" to help this pussy get stuffed
Is that code for drugs or dildos?
niiiiiiiice, i still have no idea how to upload webms
nothings coming out man
Wait, really?
I'm just a little moist
Haven't been fucked in months. My birthday is coming up though, maybe I'll go out
I dont sell panties :(
Awwww, same. But Im more likely to buy makers mark
Yes muffler=butthole. Muff=vag. Now that it's cleared up, lets see your muffler plz and ty.
Just so you are aware women have no rights here now do as the men tell you and shove a sharpie up your asshole.
I film using my cell phone, transfer the data using a sd card adapter, then I use Xmedia recode and turn the video files into webms.
Do me a fan sign? Write Isaac on your tits c:
You don't have to sell them ill just cover the cost of the forever stamp
Nice, I was pretty specific haha. It's not cheap though. Markers is pretty good. Bulliet is my go to mid shelf
>birthday
how old?
I'd gladly fuck you (like most other anons here I guess)
Show us your butthole so I can go to sleep
Would love to see your face, queen!
Snapchat?
Can you share your ass op?
Not the weekend, so nothing yet. Tomorrow I'll probably have some wine, some port, and some shitty rum.
Where are you from OP ?
I second this
I don't even wanna talk about it man
Night Night :)
Sharpies are so boring though, why do you guys like those so much?
hmmmmm
why is it so hard to get a good picture of your butthole
Id love to eat that ass... moar ass please user. Would drop 7in dick pic if interested.
That's a nice looking butthole.
Nice thanks for the muffler. I need that dudes flesh light now
Grade A butthole. Would've earned the A+ if the date wasn't covering your monkey
OP here? I'm downing Yuenglings myself. Would love a doggy style - hanging titties picture. Front or side. Or pantybra. Or both.
phew I can't drink all that sweetness, it'll make me sick. plus diabetus runs in my family so i gotta stay away from sugar
I'll say Maryland tonight
My monkey? :)
how thick is it tho?
I'm oiling up and taking a shot, cheers
Jeeezus don't stop
You know you gotta get some hanging titties in here OP.
Now you have to finish us.
who is this?
beer and Bourbon, as usual
it's a pencil basically
hello user I just got back from the bar with my coworkers.
>USA
>3 double IPA 9% beers
>1 shitty pre-mix Long Island'
Now I am home, packing a bowl of pot
enjoying one of the beers out of the ol' BuildYourOwn6Pack.
>Big Wave Golden Ale
How is everyone else
they're great
areolas perfect size
nipples not too big not too small
moar you whore
would love to see that ass while you're at it
awwww I just saw this. Were you the user who said you wanted to jizz when you saw my eyeball? that was so cute i screenshotted it
POO ON A PLATE OP
What say you?
POO ON A DAMN PLATE AND SHOW YOUR FACE
stop being a buttfag, there are tons of men here.
fag
Where did you find the 4oz twist off bottles?
No, but i had a boner al the day and thought on you while fucking my girl this day
pull on one of ur sexy nipples
>I don't even wanna talk about it man
>man
You are literal trash
call me whore n you can see whatever you want haha jk sorta
how can I be a buttfag too?
eww
whatever, my mommy says im beautiful
post a pic of u pulling on your nipples u whore
sluts need a good spanking, make it red for us
>being this mad over another's dick.
>being such a fucking faggot you ruin a thread with your faggotry
stop attention whoring you worthless little shit, this is a thread to oggle over some sluts man pleasers
>call me whore n you can see whatever you want
Shit in your hands and clap, whore
I want to put my litle white precum pistol in your vagina.
hey whore, choke ur self with ur panties
wby bourbon when scot is so much better? Macallan or Glenmorangie are my go-to's
why aren't you spreading your vagina for us
gape your butthole too pls
aaaaaaaaaand the racist homosexuals scared her off.
because they'd rather suck each other off
>call me whore n you can see whatever you want
Engage in sexual intercourse with your biological father, whore. :-)
yeah there's a fucktonne of cringe that came with the whore response to me calling her a whore.
i kinda regret it now. why do fags have to ruin everything : (
bb com bak
post vagene n buub
"precum pistol" Im gonna steal that for when Im talking dirties
hmmmmm
I like Macallan, but scotch tastes sweet to me
Sup Forums what do I do about my insomnia? I like hanging out with you but I need sleep soon. I'm going on 4 days now with about 3 hours of "rest"
glendale?
Those lips! Fuck. Pic of you sucking your finger?
What do you think op?