Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there

Wat do?

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Shake his hand and ask him for his blessings)))

Become interested in politics
Maybe ask for life advice.

rape that fat old ass

Brutally impeach him like the world has never seen before

Thank him for the 2.5k I won betting on him.

Sorry

Doesn't his life advice cost $800 and is only available in a motel ballroom?

>Get raped by martial law
I see. That's your fetish eh.

covfefe 360 degrees and leave the room

Actually it just costs 11.55 on Amazon currently.

Insert peisn

Beat myself up "Fight Club" style, then call the police. Ruin his Presidency, maybe get him impeached/jailed...

My god you're a fag.

We would eat at the local KFC and then we would sleep under the stars, I knew daddy Trump would protect me from evils of media

that's an interesting question actually. What's the path of action most beneficial to the wellbeing of the world population? Murder's out of the question, because then Pence becomes President, and like most republicans, he's actually worse than Trump. Plus martyr effect. Can you hold him hostage in order to reach any significant political goals? Probably not. Your best bet is trying to get as much money as possible and use that to do good, so it's either asskissing or hostage-and-ask-for-money, but the latter is too difficult to pull off.

Asskissing it is.

Get his autograph and say keep up the good work. Make him a cup of tea while waiting for his taxi maybe.

>Taxi
Wtf are you talking about he takes his airplane like he rides a bike.

Just get red pilled already you pseudo-intelligent homo.
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fuck his mouth

Shake his hand and tell him he's a good boy and has a good heart.

I will then offer him a snack and whatever movie he wants to watch on netflix before he goes to sleep.

That's how you handle brat kids with too much money...

>Do a 360
>Walk away

turn around and sweep the area for traitors

Well i'd offer him a coffee, then HAIL TO THE FUCKING CHIEF baby

Ask him how he wants his covfefe

Ask him for a small loan of a million dollars

So fair and tolerant

Shoot him probably, fuckers coming on my property without permission. Even if they are the president my house is my castle.

Bend the knee