The fuck is wrong with my dick Sup Forums?

The fuck is wrong with my dick Sup Forums?

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I wish small people would exist, i bet they would climb that ancient stone wall

i can't tell if you don't show a pic of it

would probably be taxing as hell; trying to climb a massive cock. as elastic and shit.

pluck the hair off near the tip of your dick and see if it opens up like wind up toy

Bees

stay still, it can detect even the smallest of sounds

Does it look like that when it's hard?

Looks like to much skin. You need to get cut nigga

Unless you can live with it?

goddamnit heaven, this is the second thread i've seen you in today. seriously, fuck off.

It's white

there can never be "too much skin"

i thought it was brown

Its actually pretty big when its hard.

you need to touch latino dicks

Seriously? Look at it man! It's grotesque! (no offence OP)

the fingernails match. op confirmed.

i bet it looks nice hard. i love watching the head of an uncut dick come out of hiding.

Definitely to much skin. It's stretched to much when you're hard.

Snip snip OP

You sound like a joooooo

Stop trying to get OP to mutilate his cawk.

>to
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why have you done this

It's shy

...

it's alive

Same thing here OP.

Considering circumcision. It's the only solution for phimosis.

Few months of discomfort for a lifetime of no embarrassment.

Your problem is that it looks like a graboid

have you looked into other options?

Im laughing too hard.

Like my dick

It's attached to a faggot

Show your cock then. Lying filthy kike...

Having a vascular dick looks weird as fuck to me, will your dick just go limp if you cut that vein?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0079408/

please don't eat my Hylian Shield, bro.

i need pictures

and i need pictures

There we go then. You have a big dick, which has stretched your foreskin to the CORRECT size for your cock. Something something "Mystery solved!", something something "meddling kids".

Stop same fagging. It's shameful. Also, would you rather have the abomination of OP's flaccid cock?

Apologies to you user. to much pot. to to to!

i like veiny cocks

i need pictures

It seems to have collapsed in on itself

I posted pics?

No clue. Never tried.

Newfag. Not samefagging.

I just wanna know what happens if you cut the vein on a vascular dick

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

also, i need pictures.

Kek!

checked.
Yeah, but I like the look of cut, so that's what I'm going to do.
I'm aware of the pros and cons, but at this point being able to pull my dick out without embarrassment is a big pro.

I want to know what the vein on your vascular dick looks like and then i'll tell you. i need to see for scientific reasons. yesss, sssscientific. as for i am a doctor *cough*via good search*cough*

Have you been here all summer, newfriend?

Also, yeah.

Are you a fag or femanon?

I'm practically the exact opposite of vascular. Unless I drink a litre or two of water before going to get my bloods taken they can't hit the vein,

Oh, so yours is more for personal than medical. I gotcha. Personally, I love the look and feel of an uncut dick and if I had a penis I'd choose to keep everything intact. If my parents were to give me a choice.

That looks like my cat.

femanon

>Also, yeah
What?
>Have you been here all summer, newfriend?
Fuck you! I'm not a newfag or Summer fag. I've been browsing Sup Forums for 47 years you punk.

Show your labia. Might need snipping.

yeah, you tell 'em, granddad! fuck him right in the pussy!

Actually everything is quite small down there. My clit is about an inch. Don't know if that's big or not, I don't see a lot of clits. I actually didn't know other girls labia's could be so long and floppy until I was 16 when my friends started talking about their pussies for some reason. I think it came up, when we were watching Paris Hilton's sex tape.

prove it

Uncut is fine, unless one has phimosis. Then uncut sucks. Or doesn't get sucked. Same thing.

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OP that's a nice fucking dick. 10/10 Would jerk.

I always thought it was ok...

I like being uncut and never had any complaints. Keep ur shit klean kids.

Sorry it's so bad. I guess if you prefer to be cut and don't think you can try any other alternatives to fix the problem it won't be so bad maybe?

I hope everything works out for you. Good luck with your surgery, user.

You have the greatest grower not a shower penis.

How fun is it to jack off?

It's pretty great.

Being ambidextrous helps too.

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Nothing wrong - it looks just like my dog's dick.

>777
heaven

>sage
heaven
>sage is dead

i miss telling heaven to fuck off

It's okay size doesn't matter

...

come oooon just one

Heaven? Femanon

...

Damn if that's not the sexiest voice...

Ok. I lied. OP is a faggot.

I scrunched it up for giggles.

Heres what it looks like....

...normal? Idk, the jews brainwashed me.

very normal. not bad. 7/10 soft

Sometimes I pinch the head when I piss and it blows up like a balloon.

you should post a video to youtube and call it art.

Post a video of you cumming.

How thick is it?

Never measured around it.

I don't have a tape line either, so

Does it feel thick?

How do women react?

Yea. Its pretty girthy.

Not like a tree trunk, but most have come back for seconds.

Paris hilton has a sextape? What?

Dude I need a gif of you cumming.

Your dick is a cutebara

how old are you?

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ew

>9/11
nice dubs

>pretty big
>only slightly longer than your thumb

Yours any better?

Does he need glasses?

Glasses don't help me decipher faggotry.

20. Never had the idea to search for her name on pornhub.

>your thumb spans from the tip of your inside finger to your wrist
nigga thats wrong

Sweet Jeebus, I've seen better looking moles in my yard. Even dead I'd rather see them than this weird shit.

Yucko, buddy!

well why did you think she was at all famous?

This.

Bump for glorious Grower.

Uncut Master Race

I'm 24, I remember people making a big deal about it when I was younger.

i would suck it for sure