Why do Americans dress like little kids?

Why do Americans dress like little kids?

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their brains stop developing at age 8

>adults wearing baseball caps

this so much
i just can't take anyone wearing it seriously

>shorts reaching past knees
>jeans with full-break pant legs
>autism boats on feet
>shirt reaching your thighs

needs to be gassed desu

>dudebrah
>*farts*
>*laughs*

Disgusting.

Where do they buy this stuff? Even if i want to dress like an American toddler i can't find it anywhere.

Walmart probably.I see a lot of shit like those in Russian malls that mock American ones.

imb4 an amerishoot comes into this thread saying 'nu-male yurocucks actually caring about fashion ahahah we nuke u'

w-what is wrong with jeans with full-break?

>nu-male yurocucks actually caring about fashion ahahah we nuke u

>yuro fashion

How would a Euro dress on a camping trip?
In a casual setting?

not saying I disagree but idk if this photo really shows anything. Also we're fat so that's part of it. Gym shorts and t shirts

It looks really trashy

>AFA, as left as you get
>Crossed over swastika, yet
>Burn Israel, Burn!

this baffles and confuses the american

>tfw literally sitting at my desk in cargo shorts

god bless

Who are you constantly dressing to impress?

They're nice if you have to work in the sun using proper ear protection, but other than that you really don't have an excuse.

>Swedish ""men"" walk around barefoot and tan their skin until they're dark orange.

No wonder your women fuck foreigners.

to match their IQs dear Malta
also Malta in Urdu and Hindi means Orange the fruit

It's not about that, we just wear clothes for grown-ups. Nobody I know owns cargo shorts for example

Myself? Its called self respect

How hard can it be to just wear a nice white Oxford shirt, shorts that don't go past knee and some shoes?

These are actors dressing up as they did in tge 90s

yea, wtf, they're dressed like they're going to a cookout or something....

looks like a fag

Looks overdressed

t. skinnyfat manchild

>those shoes
Absolutely RAILED in the arse last night

Defend the purse.

let me show what a really stylish guy should look like

Wait I have black leather versions of those shoes, does that mean that I suck cocks?

No, black leather version may be passable.

Its actually a trend now

Why do Euros """men""" dress like traps?

fuck off

2 of those on the left are Slavs

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They are dressed like children on purpose

I mean right, woops

Mate it's not hard to find clothes that fit and not wear stripes

>those faggot shoes
>those faggot jeans
At least wear some semi slim-fit jeans. No man past the age of 16 should wear full blown skinny jeans.

I've actually seen a ruskie wearing cowboy boots, a button up shirt and adidas sweatpants. I was quite impressed

The only acceptable way to hide balding.

>No man past the age of 16 should wear full blown skinny jeans.
t. bitter fatty

>hiding balding
lmao faget

>swedish ''men''

I bet you like getting fucked up the ass Nigel.

Observations:

>please tuck shirt inside trousers
>jeans should be less slim
>darker shoes = better
>white shirt is too formal
>not a fan of the rolled sleeves

We dress nice for work. In our spare time we get as close to pajamas as socially acceptable. In states like Ohio, pajamas themselves are worn around town.

poor woman

Whats the name of this format

The problem is clothes in America are all "one size fits all" type. That means all clothes fit none. Obesity in America is about 1/3, but that doesn't include people who are simply chubs, so we don't really know how many people are fat. My empiric experience is that at least half the population are chubs, but possibly 60%+. Therefore, clothes are going to be tailored for the majority.

>past the age of 16
unnecessary

>not selling clothes in more than one size
Get a grip America, even in Africa you can buy M sized t-shirt

No, there are different sizes, but they're all shaped horribly for fat bodies.

>Oversized overly dressy shirt worn casually
>Knock-off designer sunglasses
>Skinny jeans
>Loafers
>Having a watch and wristbands on the opposite hand
>Cliche haircut and facial hair setup
>bag with lettering
Holy fuck Norway
If you dress like this I'm going to have to ask Sven to smash your face in because that is tip top trash

Whats wrong with how the nigger is dressed?
Youre all autistic desu

A lot of things

Buying expensive doesn't mean looking good

He has the right idea with color complements but he fucked up everything else

explain to me why I (a straight man who doesn't suck dicks) should care at all about fashion.

Those aren't loafers though

haha gay

The shirt is not oversized, these are not loafers, and why "knock-off"?

not loafers, chelsea boots i think

more like bender boots

for

look good feel good

>American talks about fashion

Friendly reminder that having a sense of style isn't the same as being a fashion victim.

Because appearance can go a long way

It's often the first thing people will receive out of you, and dressing like a lazy spoiled brat is a great way to make people think less of you

And it's pretty hard to get a qt gf if you look like a flaming spoiled homo

How was I supposed to know they were if I can't see his ankles?

It's oversized in that it extends past his winky

Knock off because if he dresses like a tool he's probably just cheap enough to not spend $200 on sunglasses

>Russian talking

People who aren't pathetic insecure manchildren dress which is most comfortable for them.
Pathetic insecure manchildren dress in accordance to what other people find fashionable, like women and teenager girls do.

Fuck off you pathetic, piece of shit normalfag.

Bite me Dundee

Maybe if you twerps stayed hydrated and used your fucking water right instead of hiding in your poorly insulated homes in your underwear you'd have some sense of style too

>American's talking shit about glorious European state that had fashion when murica didn't even exist.

>Tsar took on Western European fashion because Russians have no sense of dress

>wears shorts
Biggest sign of FLAMING homosexuality

>one Emperor likes European fashion more = Russians have no sense of dress

>talking about appearance and first impressions
>tripfag... animu poster

From Peter to Aleksandr II you've been massive Euroboos

This may surprise you, but I don't care about my impressions on people I will never meet and never speak too again

>This may surprise you, but I don't care about my impressions on people I will never meet and never speak too again
You mean like the people you walk by on the street?

Nice doubles user

We should have continued being Euroboos, after all that mess we missed our identity a little. But before that, we were doing well anyway.

If I'm going to be leaving my house I'm bound to see people I know

Try not being a pest and dress well for once and maybe someday someone will like you more than your Momma

Look to the future, not the past

There is no future for this country, unfortunately.

What I'm implying is I think it is safe to say you are the kind of person nobody here should take advice from. Tripfag weeb has very little room to condescend

This.

Why do European men dress so effeminately?

because wearing pants and a long sleeve shirt in arizona during the summer is death itself

Define what you perceive as effeminate clothing, and then provide evidence that a clear majority of European men dress this way.

I'm neither a tripfag nor a weeb, but I will admit I am condescending

If they wanted true fashion advice they'd go to /fa/

>antifa
>burn israel
how many dimensions of chess are we on now? 5, 6?

They are opposed to the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians, and their solution to this problem like any other is to kill anyone they view as being responsible.