Sup Forums Please I need help

Sup Forums Please I need help.

I'm a 21 year old kissless virgin and I've never been on a date. I'm going in to my 4th year of college soon and I feel like this is my last chance to get a gf or lose my v-card before I'm officially a loser and wasted my chances.

I literally don't know where to start or what to do. I'm really introverted so the party and bar scene aren't for me. But yes, I've tried clubs, parties, etc. and felt really out of place there - I'm just not talkative or social with complete strangers and I have trouble talking about shit that I'm not interested in or familiar with

I tried tinder and online dating but I only matched with about 20 people on tinder, literally half responded, some randomly unmatched and I only got 1 date out of it so I just deleted. Online dating sites like okcupid and pof are even worse for me. I get 1 response for every 15 messages I send out...

Please, if there are any other people who were virgins for a long time or losers like me please help

thats a shemale btw

I'm a 23 going on 24 Virgin, so you have nothing to panic about

i know what that is

Fuck an escort

I dont want to go that route, I need to fix it before I become one of you

Try something irl that you feel comfortable with that also has women. Befriend and see where things go.

Drink a gallon of bleach

You can add me and give a lot of fun.
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This, it makes women fall all over themselves to get in your pants

I paid an escort for a bj...dont get me wrong it felt great but I realize I can never get what I want from an escort.

1. I want somebody to be with me because they want to and they like who I am, not because I have money

2. I need affection and companionship, I feel so lonely and it's starting to affect me when I'm not busy doing something

Here are the basics of socializing. It helped me.

>they like who I am, not because I have money
KEK

Then stop complaining about not getting fast pussy faggot

My college is literally 2 guys per every girl. The clubs I went to for my interests are a fucking sausage fest. Every girl I was interested in was either not interested in dating or had a boyfriend

Watch craig ferguson interviewing females. His game is worth watching.

>because they want to and they like who I am, not because I have money

I dont want fast pussy, sure sex is important but a gf is more important 10x to me

FACT : get off b you wont find somebody here
FACT : stop being a stupid teen angst guy and put yourself out there

Small talk tip. Talk about how you hate small talk, see where it goes

im 21...

Your OP says you're a kissless virgin and you've never been on a date. You contradict yourself in the same post saying you got a date out of a tinder match. You then went on to say you got a BJ from an escort so you're not really a "kissless" virgin. What's the truth here you fucking troll?

Are you ugly? Fat? Describe yourself. Are you quiet in class?

Hmm this is good advice, I actually feel like women lost interest in me with online dating because I only do small talk...I hate that shit but I dont know how to start a conversation about something else because im a retard

having to say that proves you have the mind of a 15 year old virgin reject

I made a mistake I guess. I did go on a date. And yes I hired an escort, paid 30 for a BJ

Well he isn't going to be handsome, athletic and talkative.

Small talk doesnt work online. I always cut to the chase and try to make it about interacting in person.

1. I'm fat. 5'10 and roughly 240 lbs

2. I don't think I'm ugly. I've been able to pull a few numbers but it never goes further then that. However I've only pulled numbers from tinder or okcupid and pof not IRL

3. I'm quiet but I talk to people when I feel like it. I seem to only know how to talk to friends and acquintacnes, I have trouble talking to strangers because I dont know anything about them

4. I'm black, I honestly feel like this makes me less attractive to people even if they dont want to admit it

What else?

well you pretty much nailed it

I tried that a few times. They refuse to give out their number and ask to talk more first online.

Also there's been a few times where they agreed to a date and then flaked out or just stopped responding to my messages and I dont know why

Let me tell you, girls go after with guys that has confidence in them. YouTube Based Zeus to see his tips on how to date. Goodluck dood

I have confidence, theres actually this one girl in my major and my classes that ive been friends with since freshman year. I kind of like her but 2 issues:

1. Cant tell how she feels towards me

2. I dont know if I ask her out and she rejects me itll fuck up our friendship

actually tbh I havent asked a girl out in IRL so me saying I have confidence could just be BS...

the "it will fuck up our friendship" line is soooo fucking old. Here's a pro-tip, female friends are fucking worthless if you want to fuck them. Take a shot, most-likely fail, and move on.

Dude. Just be born a girl and wait for guys to hit on you.

start hanging out in cruisy bathrooms and sucking old men's cocks you fat black asshole.

it'll help your confidence.

Get a job,
Make money,
Buy your own house,
Then look for a woman.

Women are attracted to men with rescources. You can be in your 30s and date a 20y.o chick dude, you just need to make the money

Just ask any girl out to study or ask her out to go somewhere or lunch perhaps

>Buy your own house,
Then look for a woman.


It's not 1908 you stupid fuck.

Stop watching porn.

Become a normie
You know, act like thye basic bro
Brag about what you don't have, pretend like you care about people's bullshit
It's incredible how many people will relate to this behaviour
Once you get some reputation things will come your way and chicks will wanna bang you too
don't be picky tho as you will likely start with some uglies
do not underestimate small beginnigs user

>normie

Found the bitter Incel.

STOP WATCHING PORN

get every single dating app possible.
swipe right on EVERYONE
take out all the girls you can find something/anything attractive about them. (fatso with a lazy eye but huge tits and nice teeth)

Lower your standards and get some practice in. You might find a girl you actually like. Bang them out, get better skills. Have them teach you shit. Do this 10+ times, and start slowly raising your standards after that. Might take a few years, but you will learn a lot and meet a lot of people. Most importantly, you will break out of your shell a bit and gain some confidence.

gl pussy

Why do I feel like this is your advice for everything?

girls like height so you're ok for not being a manlet but at your weight you should try for heavier girls. race definitely is an issue. what are your interests? you need to find something social based on those.

I will admit, I'm one of those anime and video games nerd so I tried to go to the anime club and video game club at my school.

I made some friends there but for the most part it was about 90% men, 6% ugly women, 3% average, and 1% attractive girls - all probably taken anyways

> 2 to 1 ratio
My college is 40 to 1, stfu. 2 to 1 is doable.

Serious question though, should I pay for the whole date? How do I know theyre not just using me? I've had a few unmatches for refusing to not pay the whole bill

his race is only an issue if he is in cities where there aren't other black dudes. He should be fine.

How big is your dick?

how is that possible, where do you go?

6.5 inches length and 5 girth I think. Not big enough to brag about. I go to private school in NY, theres lots of black people in the area but just not at the school

is this Skippy?

Sex costs money one way or another man... 100% pay for the whole check.

I went out with a girl a year or so back who easily clears 100k. I make 30k, and she is aware of how broke I am. She was blown away I didn't want to split the check and paid for the whole thing. And now I get to fuck her brains out every time she is in town and we rarely go out. Cost me like 90 dollars...

>How big is your dick

OY vey.

Wouldn't you like to know pervert.

Downtown tijuana whore houses passing off as strip clubs hookers on the streets not even trying to hide and the cops dont give a shit best place ive ever been and will go with the homies when ever i can but i live close if u dont vacation there worth it u can fuck any bitch u want for 80 bucks

Above average, nothing to worry about. I'm not saying dont try for other races, but until you lose some weight you might have the best luck with black girls. Focusing on losing weight would be another great idea. get down to 205 or so.

Well he wants confidence with women, cant think of a better way than having a big dick. At least I didnt (wouldnt) ask to see it... r-right???

Natalie is pretty hot for being a 30+ tranny

That just sounds retarded.

Well I think im going to have to start hitting the gym again. I gained so much fucking weight after I tried beer for the first time then I started drinking that shit everyday. I gained a lot of weight in college.

Also yeah...dont know how to say this without sounding like a hypocrite but im just not attracted to black girls even though im black. idk why

>Also yeah...dont know how to say this without sounding like a hypocrite but im just not attracted to black girls even though im black. idk why


You're attracted to what your attracted to not much else to it.

Screw the gym, do some HIIT workouts and be in a good diet with 3 meals a day. I was 184 then 4 weeks later im 169 and I Gain muscle.

too late

well im going to go ahead and assume you arent some degenerate with poor hygiene and looks as a baseline. If youve got that base down then youre too in your head about this shit to put it bluntly. get shitfaced at a party, drunk enough to where you dont care about you say but dont look like youre about to pass out in 20 mins. Its a game of numbers so just talk to any chick you think is atleast moderately goodlooking, just shoot the shit, no lines or retarded shit like that. chances are one of these chicks will think youre fine for a fuck depending on how drunk they also are and the profit is yours.

Electrical Engineering in the Netherlands

Basically 404 females not found.
I expect even less females to pull through till the very end, due to the nature of the study.

>chances are one of these chicks will think youre fine for a fuck depending on how drunk they also are and the profit is yours.


Young women this is how you come off in 2017 I hope you realize that.

Hey op I'm on the same boat I had a good but shitty night.
I was at a baseball game with co workers and this Asian girl was there.
She was with a dude but was feeling me.
Why is it every girl attracted to me I always fuck it up?
Never the right words, was too drunk to get her number before she left.
I feel so depressed because I can't seem to form a relationship. I feel like dying sometimes from this

do you have friends that you regularly go out with? do you go to cons?

being black cuts down your dating pool by at least 75%

lol i just meant to say that some chick isnt just going to fuck you meeting you that night unless shes 1) drunk or 2) sleeps with like anyone interested. Unless he wants to build something with some chick which could take a while, thats his easiest game plan.

well if people your age aren't working for you try either the legal limit or women at least a couple of years older

aim for the ones that want to use you but use them instead

if you want a steady relationship however you gotta find someone nice... and that ain't easy

Are you fat

Not true black user here it makes you a unicorn I speak from experience

Me and my friends are nerds we don't go out much...we go to movies and thats about it.

I use to go to parties with one of them, I forgot to mention this but a literally 9/10 tried to dance with me and twerk on me, I tried to talk with her and I didnt know what to say so she just walked away. She plassed out like 20 mins later

If you are looking purely to have sex and nothing else as quick as possible.
>buy a whore
>lose a bunch of weight and fuck a fat chick easy
>find a girl who is really shy and desperate (this is nearly impossible)
>get your ass established and/or wealthy so any girl who doesn't know what do do with herself will flock to you
>stop spacing so much in your posts

That is my best guess. I don't play the fuck game.

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Fuck you Sup Forums.

I feel like my problems just come from being a fatass. I know guys who have even worse social skills then me who have gotten laid so that cant be the problem...I think im going to work on that, but idk how much weight I can lose to make a difference, it is my final year in college after all

Start eating better and start lifting weights, cut your hair, shave your face, and train hard for 6 months so you will look more attractive then just go hunting for bitches mate, it will happen you just have to try, i didn't lose my virginity until i was 20 literally because i couldn't be fucked putting in the effort in now i'm 23 and i fucked a 40 year old mum last night who drove 2 hours to come see me.
It will happen man you just gonna go looking and have confidence

you have to make it a point to go out more. more parties, go to a con, take up some hobby like take karate or join the kendo club at school or whatever gets you out and talking to more people. make friends with them.

these people will take you to more parties etc and increase the size of your dating pool.

have a pic

I mean you could always rape some random bitch

How's the program? I've wanted to get into it, but I don't know if I'll like it.

I'm 5'10 @ 240 lbs will my skin sag really bad if I lose seight?

A thirty buck bj is no escort. That's a whore.

Lots of math.
The stuff is very abstract and can be challenging at times.

You'll love it when you use it in practice, due to the sheer amount of things you're able to do with your newfound skills.

You should go to EDx and start an electronics-related MOOC. That's what you'll learn and do during the study.

I dont know your situation, but here was mine.

When i was aprox 13 and was starting 7th grade i never talked to a girl like ever, i knew what porn was sure but nothing i was thinking about..

Have in mind i lost my vcard the day before my 14th birthday.

After this i didn´t have sex with anyone for 2 years, its nothing special, for me anyway, anyway im a hardcore introvert, or was anyway, ive been building my courage up for 10 years, im 23 now and since i was 15 ive been drawn to befriend fuckboys, idk why but that´s just how i ended up.

Well anyway back to the thing, i keept going to partys, i forced myself to go out, after a while i pickt up tricks like how to dress and how to talk, after aprox 5 more years of this and im here today with a gf and sleept with countless women just because the idea that you are a introvert makes you one.

so pro tip or TL;DR Force yourself out there clubbing, partys, dress in clothes that makes you thing you look good. and BAM pussy all around, so keep just going against your comftort zone.