Tile game Mediterranean edition. claim your color/empire and let's get this going
Tile game Mediterranean edition. claim your color/empire and let's get this going
Red = Andy Sixxland
Cyan = Log of Shitland
Purple = Shitlog-Nazi Union
Orange = Clockwork Logland
Green
Creamy Republic of Andy Sixx's Warm Log Roll
Pink = Tater' land.
Pink - Republic of Andy Sixx's Delicious Pink Starfish
Yellow - Andy Sixx's Buttholeland
These taters are already claimed.
Teal = Holy Empire of Andy's Warm Log
Were readyOp lets gopp
all empires formed
time to put these logs in the trash.
is that for tater?
Red advances twoards pink
Yep
Orange declares war on pink
Green declares war on pink
Purple advances twoards pink
Blue declares war on pink and advabces creamy army twoards pink
now plenty of land to grow taters
Yellow advances twoards pink
Pink advances towards Blue.
Pink commits suicide and gives all of its land back to the inhabitants it took it from
even if I die, my tater's will run my empire for me.
no suicide
Taterland Surrenders to the Shitlog-Nazi Union and gives them all their land
Red invades pink
Yellow invades pink
...
Pink invades red.
tater's create a naval base and control any waters within 15 tiles of any owned land
if odds sacrifice some of our own people to our lord cthulhu by drowning them in the sea, minus one territory but gain one act of god destruction point
so damn close
i did it ma!
You can tell this isn't me due to the lack of tater images.
cthulhu approves this post
not doing the stupid naval base shit
Vote to replace shitlog-nazi union with with dongland
Reclaim tater land from red
motion passed
Pink advances to cyan.
could of at least done the drowning people as a sacrifice to cthulhu for them sweet act of god points bruh
>if odds
lord cthulhu demands it
DONGLAND EXPANDS!
Roll
pink acquires redland
DONGLAND EXPANDS IN ALL DIRECTIONS, AFTER TAKING HALF A BOTTLE OF VIAGRA
Pink plants taters on red's land.
...
Dongland shall reign victorious, EXPAND
Dongland is my city, EXPAND
Taters will overtake blue!
pink boot shoves itself further up purples asshole in search of log ores
Go tater land
Dongland penetrates pink with its massive cock
Creamy republic of Andy wins
So close, yet so far.
Tate land fuck pink
cthulhu stands behind us tater's
spread and purge the impure
within two swift moves, tater land shows its dominance over the seas, claiming almost every tile touching the Mediterranean.
I mean purple
We will feed Cthulhu our taters.
Pink advances to yellow!
DONGLAND PENETRATE, AND EXPAND
Roll
dongland is on its last legs, tater land is moving towards swift victory
Reroll
Go tater land fuck yellow
Reroller
tater's conquer all but 1 purple
build a wall around it making them unable of expansion
purple tile is now designated as a hazardous dumping district
cmon trips
Taterland will expand in all directions.
I have already won.
dongland pushes back, however only so much.
DONGLAND EXPANDS
reroll
now more than ever
reroll!!!
This purple uprising will not stand!
The taters will overcome their land!
Pink in all direction!
taters gonna tate
tater pushes back against dong
dongland, if you surrender now you'll get all the taters ya need.
they will get no such thing
they will be force fed a steady diet of tater shit
pink bombs yellow and green out of their misery
yellow expand
Taterland is not an empire, it is simply our tater crop. we need all the help we can get to farm it all.
surrender and help our crops.
taters for all
so close
yet so far
taters
get em for the taters
dongland has been pushed back to one tile and the wall has been constructed.
ree
How about we just go around the wall?
if dubs wall is torn down
More people join the tater cause
Taters to the west.
...
Tater will take green. time has been wasted.
...
dongland has lost the ability to expand
kek
pink expands
I'm going to call it a pink victrory, nobody else is rolling at this point.
Dongland shall build statues to honor its war heroes and heritage, and shall wait for the day they will rise again.