Best comback to say when someone calls you retarded

Best comback to say when someone calls you retarded

POTATO!!!

At least I'm not your mother

If you want my comeback, you're gonna have to wipe it off your mothers chin

No u

"only smart"

I am autistic.

I know you are but what am I

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I know I am but what are you?

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I know you are but so am I

>Best comback to say when someone calls you retarded

"Ha ha, I'm not really retarded! I was only trolling!"
"See, my acting like a dumbshit is really a joke on you! Get it?!?!?"

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Jet fuel can't melt steal beams

9/11

I will murder you in your sleep

Whoa dude. . .

This is one of the hardest hitting comebacks if you think about it.

/Thread

"It takes a retard to know a retard, retard!"

That looks a lot like Patton Oswalt

no you

r u a wizard?

Kinda hard to get called a "retard", you either are one and can't come back or someone who is one says it and it is easy to contextually destroy him thereafter.

Third. To easy to just call him one so id rather just verbally stunt him.

"STAWP MEKKIN FUNNA MEH!"

lol

bruh

if you need a comeback to being called a retard you're basically retarded. once an argument devolves into namecalling it's invalid, because you're arguing with someone who's incapable of reasoning.

Tell him you got the downie genes from fucking his dad.