I'M ABOUT TO EAT A LOG OF SHIT! FUCK ALL NORMIES THAT COME TO Sup Forums FOR THE KEKS BUT ACT LIKE PURITAN ASSHOLES IN...

I'M ABOUT TO EAT A LOG OF SHIT! FUCK ALL NORMIES THAT COME TO Sup Forums FOR THE KEKS BUT ACT LIKE PURITAN ASSHOLES IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD! FUCK EVERYTHING!

BUMP FOR SATAN!

Would you like a medal, or a bun?

I'm going to eat it with a fork and knife, g. Wait for it

I'll have a bite, thanks.

911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

Why though?

Timestamp or gtfo

DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT

Would you like some chicken on the side?

Cuz he can wtf

Timestamp pls

Bump

YOU MUST THINK I'M PLAYING, HUH?

what's does cooked shit smell like?

you best fuck that plate and cutlery out afterwards you dirty bastard

Post a pic of you eating it

*Video

do it

timestamp faggot

THIS IS FOR MY NIGGA LIL CESAR! WE MISS YOU, BRO! COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!

This is fucking chocolate Sup Forums

Don't fall for this.

Fucking autistic faggot trying to be remembered in the best of Sup Forums threads.

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Smels a little like seafood/rotten crab meat

No shit is this solid with this much shine (liquidm in this case oil) on it.

Fucking die already.
Fucking normies can't even eat shit normally.

10 minutes of atalling and cant even take a bite of shit for our Godlord Emperor

Who's shit OP?

> everything is bait

THIS IS WHAT Sup Forums HAS BECOME!

What's going on in this thread??

Did someone say log of shit?

Ye, shit doesn't look or smell like this.

OP is a faggot

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It was already cooked when you ate it first, dumbass.

IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, MR DOUBTFUL?

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What does my left nut smels like?

OP DELIVERED MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS THE REAL SHIT!

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if it was real it would be livestreamed. ignore the attention whore

Op is a faggot.

Not shit

Go back to Mexico and stop eating our chocolate

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Why the fuck would I live stream it, idiot?

wait.... are you the fag who made the horseshit smoothie earlier?

I dunno.

I know what shit smells like. And it's not what OP described. Even if shit smells different, never have I smelled shit that even remotely smells like seafood/rotten crab meat.

The picture also looks like chocolate

not as good as the horse one

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Kek, OP is replying to his own shit.

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Samefag

women eat nigger dick all the time, it aint impressive when a guy does it

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER YOU!!!
You're the dirty faggot that found the diarrhea panties in the disabled toilets and took them home and tasted some of the shit. Then you put some on a cigarette and smoked it. Someone has the screen cap I'm sure.

You're a dirty cunt mate, I hope you catch e-coli, scat fags are fucking vile

Well dear lad, have a wonderful time!

I remember that

Ew I wonder if it was tard diarrhea

This is OP

hasent anyone made double chocolat cookies. its cookie dough u can see the oily smooth texture

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Hahahahaahhaah, YOU GOT MEEE!

Faggot

I'm actually just a faggot. I'm helping a friend repair his house and got bored. So I decided to play with the dough. You have some csi skills, man! Now I'm gonna have a drink and get back to work

Include me in screencap please

Guess again faggot

Get the fuck out

You fooled all these peoole. Andy disapproves. Grow up faggot

Fag

And this is why, I do not eat at other people's homes.

:-(

This was good, guys! Let's hope this inspired someone to actually eat a thicc log of feces for degeneration!

Story?

Oh there's plenty that do

OP are you brazilian?

I can greextext it later. It's me when I broke up with a fiance that did nothing but to cock shame the shit out of me. Her ultimate dream was to cuck me. Look at her fucking face.

How do you know?

Got it, haha! Didnt crop this shiet right

I definitely head log of shit

why did you cook it?

black olives??? ewww i'm gonna be sick

Gordon ramshackle told me so. Also: bored degenerate drunk faggot

eat that shit

just a hunch

you wouldn't, cos its not real